Friday, 25 June 2010

Meet The Parents: Part Deux

Following on from my previous post, as promised, here are a few more examples of the ultimate in dodgy parenting skills and child care. By the time you get to my top 3 parenting failures, you'll soon realise that the kids don't always come first ;-)

So the here are the top 3, in a suitably twattish reverse order:

Finally we have the winner ..... now I've been around a bit and not a lot takes me by surprise but the final example takes first place, hands down, by a length. So .... just to show that I can be a tad decent, from time to time, I've decided to provide a link to the cream of the crop so that you can't say I didn't warn you.

The Grumpy Old Twat Parenting Skills of the Year Award

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Captain Ranty said...


I am actually terrified that these freaks exist at all. I just ran a more sinister story on parenting.

The mind. It truly fucking boggles.

That last picture really is hellacious. How do these retards get to become parents? Is there no quality control at all?


GrumpyOldTwat said...

All joking apart CR, I cannot even begin to understand what the fuck goes through the tiny minds of these people. To be honest, it scares the shit out of me.

Now I'm no fan of rules and regs etc but I'm beginning to think that prospective parents are going to have to apply for some sort of parenting licence in the future. Like a marriage licence, maybe they need to show some sort of conviction to their future commitment.

OK, so it won't stop all the trash and fuck knows where you start with critera for that sort of thing but something has to be done.

Captain Ranty said...

<span>Yes sir. 
It's funny and scary at the same time. 
There should be a Decency Test. 
Q. You are about to make the beast with two backs, but Cheyenne is in the room. 
Do you: 
A) Forget the humping? 
b) Slap yourself for even considering it? 
C) Get stuck in. After all, he is a handsome devil and Cheyenne will understand by the time she's ten, and a mother herself. 
And so on and so forth. 

Dick Puddlecote said...

You didn't include a phone number for the winner. Fnarr, fnarr. ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"... <span><span>and Cheyenne will understand by the time she's ten, and a mother herself."</span></span>

Oh so true!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Bloody hell Dick I didn't have you down as a bottle feeder .... I'd have thought you'd be more of a breast man myself ;)

Harbinger said...

Ok, Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing, that is, a mother showing infants how to suck dick, while celebrating a birthday? Really, am I? This is too much. It's really FUBAR and I truly mean that........

Subrosa said...

It just goes to prove there is a case for sterilisation.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Afraid it's 'real' alright and I if you haven't clicked the last link yet then don't.
It's beyond FUBAR!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Now there's a thought Rosie.
Perhaps we should all be sterilised at birth and then, later on, be allowed to have it reversed if we can prove ourselves responsible enough to introduce another life into the World.

Just a thought.

Captain Peacock said...

Problem is these kids grow up to produce the next generation of fuc*wit parents and their offspring continue the same keeping the gene pool going for ever there no end to it.

Barking Spider said...

Good grief! =-O

And that one in the red car looks like she's having a shit on the passenger's seat! =-O =-O =-O

Gildas said...

Now that I have stopped laughing, I'm sort of horrified! 
Great posts though Mr GOT

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Time to drain the pool.
Pull the fucking plug on the bastards!

Michael said...

Mother of God! I'd thought I'd seen most things and in the chav infested hell hole I work in I probably have but surely there has to be a proper examination before these scrotes can be allowed to breed.
No, not the practical test. A proper examination with long words and everything.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Too late Spidey .... I can see her little shit in the back seat ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Cheers Gildas but sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings.
Fucking frigthening isn't it.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Too fucking right!
As mentioned in a few comments above, the time has come for some sort of parental licence to be introduced. Either that or sterilise the bastards!

Bunni said...

Too f-ing funny, Gotty!  I think these should be posters at birth control clinics.
This explains all the stupid people in the world!
Thanks for the laughs. :-D

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Thanks for the pic Bunnikins ..... a very appropriate message ;)

banned said...

And the chap being attended to in the linked pic saw fit to photo it and then post it on the net, Jesus H Christ