The Professor has appealed for help to continue his research. So could all men in England, with extremely small penises, make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross on it from the windows of their vehicles.
I thank you.
Oh, and while we're on the subject have you heard the wall to wall coverage on the radio today about this twat being ruled out of the tournament. No loss. Who needs an overpaid fucking 'bash street kid looky-likey' dinosaur dragging themselves around the pitch with the charisma of Gordon Brown, anyway.
Listen to me, for fuck's sake. I'm beginning to sound like I give a fuck about the World Cup. I hate bastard football and all it's over paid pre-madonna fucktards.
Fuck me, it's still 10 days away and the pundits are already wetting themselves over the slightest mention of it. Christ knows what it'll be like when it actually starts. Fucking sick of it and it's not like we're going to win anyway . . . . not after this incident, eh.