Friday 25 June 2010

Meet The Parents: Part One

Yes it's "Meet the parents day", here, at Grumpy Old Twat. A chance to sit back and marvel at some of the amazing parenting skills and reflect on the devoted child care exhibited by doting mums and dads from around the World.

Feel the love!






Part Deux follows later when I'll be stepping up to a whole new level and revealing my top three examples of 'What the Fuck!' parenting techniques.

However bad you think it's going to get, it'll be worse ....
and definitely NSFW ;-)

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12 comments:

Subrosa said...

Nothing will surprise me Gotty.  I've seen it in all shapes and sizes from the highly educated to those with little or no education.  But it'll still be interesting...

Billy Blofeld said...

I see you are celebrating the anniversary of Michael Jacksons death in style today...

Barking Spider said...

The first pic is outrageous, Gotty, thank fuck it wasn't turned on! =-O

Gildas said...

Dear God, that's all I can say.  Witless, stupid, ignorant and the last image is downright vile - evil. Not a word I would use lightly. A culture, or a religion that worships death. The great threat modern civilisation - no, correct that - to civilisation full stop
Gildas the Livid

Bunni said...

Funny Stuff, I'm glad I don't have kids.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Now there's a challange ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I did think about that Billy but after the golliwog image I posted after his death I thought better of it. Besides which my piss is boiling enough without bringing paedos into the equation.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Hey Spidey, I bet that twat of father didn't realise it was off until after the event. Unless of course he wasn't sure so he got junior to test it for him. The cunt.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Evil indeed Gildas and, on a more worrying note, probably not too uncommon these days either.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

It's laugh or cry with this lot Bunnikins and I'm all cried out at the moment (but that's another story) so I'll stick to laughing with the merest hint of boiling piss ;)

sadbutmadlad said...

<span>A culture, or a religion that worships death. </span>

Just like the Mexicans and their Day of the Dead celebrations? ;)

Conan the Librarian said...

A colleague of mine answered the phone in one of our "inner city" libraries. The enquiry was about closing times over the Christmas season. When told that the library was closed all day Christmas and Boxing Day, there was an aggrieved question "Whit am ah gonny dae wi ma kids?"