Sunday, 7 December 2008

The Spirit of Christmas

It just isn't the same anymore.
The only spirit of the season that remains
is a nice single malt from Islay.

Apart from the fact that it's
"all about the money"
Christmas, Xmas, Winter Festival
or whatever else the fuck it's called these days,
is yet another sad victim of the
'politically correct' minefield.

You can't send cards depicting Christ,
you can't perform the nativity in school
and whatever you do
don't sing a fucking carol,
just in case you offend someone
with other religious beliefs.

So I shall just be getting pissed
during the newly named festive period of
Grumpy Old Twat Mas


Anonymous said...

wishing you a happy Alcohol Fuelled Frenzy

Anonymous said...

Seasons Greetings to you and your family
(I think it's still safe to say that).
I'm all stocked up and ready to go.