Friday, 17 April 2009

Jacqui Smith is a CUNT

Old Holborn has an excellent idea.
Let's all call Jacqui Smith a cunt.

Get over there and join in, if enough of us make our voices heard we can fuck the fuck off the useless cunt for good.

My contribution for today is to update the graphic I did yesterday, so here is the revised version with added cunt.

Enjoy.

4 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Perfect, that sums the kebab munching, bathplug blagging, porn watching, bovine faced, jug uddered, fat arsed cunt up perfectly.

Old Bag said...

CUNT! CUNT! CUNTLY CUNT!

Fidothedog said...

A reworking of the old Peter Cook joke...
Some bloke talking to Jacqui Smith an he says:

“You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a cunt. And every time we’ve met since I thought you were a cunt. And it can’t just be me, because everyone who’s ever met you thinks you are a cunt, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you’re a cunt. In fact, you’ve got to be the second-biggest cunt in the world.”

Jacqui thinks about this for a while.
“So... the day you met me you thought I was a cunt?”
“Yep.”
“And every day since you’ve thought I was a . . .”
“Right.”
“And everyone I’ve ever met thinks I’m a . . .”
“You got it.”
“And everyone I will ever meet will think I’m a . . .”
“Uh-huh.”
“So how comes”, she says, triumphantly, “I’m only the second biggest cunt in the world?”

The first guy looks at her with total contempt "Because you’re a cunt”, he says.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Gordon Brown leaps onto the populist bandwaggon in a guest appearance on BGT.
" Britain has indeed got talent as this wonderful programme shows but I would like to take this opportunity to announce to my British Public, Jacqui Smith, the well known cunt, has No Talent and I just told her on the telephone,
YOU'RE FIRED "

Raptuous applause all round followed by community cheersinging long into the night
"Jacqui Smith SHAME ON YOU
Jacqui Smith SHAME ON YOU
Jacqui Smith SHAME ON YOU
...
"