Monday, 17 May 2010

The Coalition Tankard

I first caught sight of this 'check it 3 times it looks like a fucking wind up' advert for a coalition commemorative tankard wankard mug, over at Lakey's place, a couple of days ago. He kids us not that this is a genuine product and not one of his excellent photoshopping efforts .......


I was still not convinced. It's a joke right? I mean, who the fuck in their right mind would want one of these vomit inducing pieces of china on their sideboard? It's just so fucking wrong on so many levels, not least the jaw dropping price of £29 -fuckin-95, plus p+p of course.

I was so fucking nauseous that I couldn't even be arsed to do a pisstake 'shop' of the thing, on the grounds that I didn't care too much for picking the carrot chunks out of my keyboard whilst I was working on the image.

However, all that changed when Anna posted a copy of the original advert and with it an invitation to submit an alternative version of the gruesome twosome tankard. A challenge is a challenge, right?

grab a sick bag before you click the image to enlarge

Don't even talk to me about photoshopping the Gordon Brown wankard, the strapline was enough to send me into orbit. Anyway, I've done more than my fair share of that twat already and I just can't take anymore of his ugly mug.

8 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

I bet some dozy pillock will buy one ..

Personally, I don't think its even worth pissing in ..

Anonymous said...

So, yet again, another bunch of ´freemasons´ ´Bilderberg´ scummers now ´rule´ us...

LOL

Good job there is a growing army of people who see common sense.

What will be done about it?

That´s a secret... SHUSH!!! :wink:

Amusing Bunni said...

That's one funny mug. The gordoom wankard would make anyone puke.

Captain Haddock said...

Fairground rifle range owners should be encouraged to buy them by the gross .. then we could all have fun smashing 'em to smithereens ..

I'd pay good money to loose off a few slugs at the McSnot wankard ..

Get Smart said...

Every home to be issued a mug to toast the new 100% rise in council tax and the new VAT rate of 20%.

Captain Haddock said...

I suppose it could be used to shove all those little bits of kitchen waste, which "Veggie Benn" was always banging on about in ..

Barking Spider said...

The large crack running down the middle is missing..... and any form of crack, now that I've just realised what I said, would be most appropriate. ;-)

Bartholomew said...

What about this one - www.coalitionmug.com