A Message For Ramadan ++++ Updated +++++ Banned By YouTube What A Surprise

To say I'm fucking orbitally angry would be bastard well under statement of the year material. I mean, last year's rama-fucking-dan message from the pant pissing, pill popping prick of a prime mentalist was fucking bad enough but you kind of expected it from the twat.

Un-kucking-believably Billy bastard Hague has now decided to follow in the footsteps of bum boy Brown and joined in the islamic cock sucking rama-fucking-dan-message-mongathon. His offering this year is virtually word for fucking word of the snotty shitwipe's wankfest. What the fuck .... What. The. Fuck. I mean what the fucking fuck is going on? Allah fucking Akbar my fat hairy arse!

Fuck that bollocks here's my re-edited version. The cunts.

* and breathe *

++++ UPDATED ++++

What a fucking surprise!
Less than 24 hrs after I posted that video, YouTube have banned it.

So much for freedom of speech then in this lefty, quango ridden, minority supporting shit hole of a country that we live in. It's not the first time the freedom fucking fuckers have done it to me .... remember all this bollocks?

Anyhow, as always I am prepared for such fuckwittery and have re-posted it onto DailyMotion. Stick that up your arse Lees or Gatward or whoever the fuck else has been whining to the nearest quango of diversity dick breaths .....

A Message For Ramadan
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MP Snouts Back In The Trough

Not that they ever really left them of course!

Tory MP and Welsh Secretary Cheryl Gillan who 'mistakenly' claimed £4.47 for Iams dog food on her expenses, and then was made to pay it back, has demanded a fucking refund. And what's more is ..... she's fucking well got it too.

The greedy bitch is among 23 troughing MPs who have demanded a total of £42,000, back from the tax payers, in the form of refunds on outrageous expense claims that they REPAID during the expenses scandal. What the fucketty fuck is going on there then?

How many more times do we have to say this: It's the fucking TAXPAYERS' money, NOT YOURS, you TROUGHING BASTARD MPs! 

I could go on but my blood pressure just won't stand the anger so here's a table of the worst 'pay it back then get it back again' troughing MPs, as reported in the NOTW ....

I see, from that list, that the limp wristed wanker Paul Flynn has been busy clawing back our cash too. No surprise there then and, incidentally,  Jacqui Smith was unavailable for comment following rumours that she will be claiming back the tax payers' cash, that she paid back, for a bath plug and two porn films for her husband.

Meet Joao Vale de Almeida

He is the first of the new EU ambassadors to be officially appointed, following the ratification of the controversial Lisbon Treaty which gave the EU sweeping new powers.

This man has now been formally installed as the EU's ambassador to the US, and has already suggested that American officials should regard him as their first point of contact for all transatlantic discussions. This will, of course, mean that this Portuguese man now 'represents' Britain on all foreign and security policies in America.

Meanwhile, the tax payers of Britain will continue to pay for this privilege without even being fucking well consulted and, presumably, the British Government will be relegated to discussing how British actors are portrayed in Hollywood .....
or some such shit!

Blog Twats Poll Results 2010 [Part 1]

First of all, many thanks to the dozens of blogs who promoted it and the hundreds of voters who took part in the Blog Twats Poll 2010. Considering it was a bit of a last minute twattish idea I was quite surprised by how much interest it generated. Over 80 different blog and twitter twats were nominated and there was an excellent cross section of political blogosphere twats put forward for nomination and quite a few surprises too.

So ..... the votes are all in and they have been counted, checked, verified and tampered with* which means I now have a definitive list of the Top 20 Blog Twats in the political blogosphere. I scored each list of votes by giving 10 points to the top one, down to 1 point for the maximum of ten allowed. So, here are your most twattish blogging and micro blogging twats for positions 20 to 11 :

20  Tory Bear (hi mum I'm on the telly)
19  Devils Kitchen (knife, fork or whatever)
18  Lancaster Unity (duplicitous Denise Garside)
17  Looking For A Voice (is that blog still invite only?)
16  Labour List (more like lost)
15  Socialist Unity (Andy 'nutjob' Newman)
14  Tom Harris (it's just not fair)
13  Old Holborn (why he stop swearing and shit)
12  Acacia (Andrew Gatward aka Doubting Richard)
11  Ellie Gellard (twitter twat with a twat)

The Top 10 will be published during the next couple of days .... maybe Sunday, depends how much I've had to drink and when I can be arsed ;-)

*obviously that's a fucking joke but just in case some high and mighty wankmong thinks I'm being serious ..... then fuck off, you obviously don't know me well enough.

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 5]

Yep, the weekend is here and the weather is looking good for the next few days. It's time to grab your pigskin suitcase, chuck in your designer burkini .....

or make one yourself if you prefer ......

and head off to your halal holiday in the sun.

I fucking well shit you not ...... thanks to some excellent journalism from the BBC on behalf of all TV licence fee payers everywhere. And don't even fucking start me on bastard Ramadan .... oh, ok then but you'll have to wait until tomorrow for that.

I need a fucking drink!

Colin Montgomerie Pics Whip Up A Frenzy

I don't normally get involved in minor celebrity gossip but after watching Kelvin MacKenzie banging on about some Colin Montgomerie 'super injunction' or other, on Sky News last night, I thought I'd make a couple of calls and do a bit of digging around. Mainly because I'm sick to fucking death of this latest trend where well healed transgressors are able to curtail the freedom of speech via the back door.

So, this latest 'super injunction' has been apparently (because we're not even supposed to know it exists) taken out against Paula Tagg. Her relationship began with Colin Montgomerie Mrs Doubtfire sometime in 2006, wedged between the divorce from his first wife and an alleged affair with Joanne Baldwin, during his second marrige to Gaynor Knowles. Fuck me, it's no wonder Colin's golf has gone down the twatting pan with all that extra curricular activity. (add suitable golf joke here .... ball in hand, birdie, ball cleaners, hole in one, 3 wood etc., etc.)

Anyhow, the injunction specifically forbids Paula Tagg (or The News of the World for that matter) from releasing any information about sexual acts or any other information recorded in the form of a photo, still or moving image. Paula Tagg is also barred from confirming the existence of any such images. (S&M or otherwise)

Just thought you'd like to know.

So ..... moving on, and in totally unrelated matters, I watched one of my all time favourite films last night ..... Pulp Fiction.  I must have seen it about 20 times and it never ceases to entertain and amuse me, all apart from that one scene of course. You know the one. Full on gimp mask, rubber ball in the mouth, whips, dog collar and dominatrix. All very gross and to think that there are some people out there who do that sort of thing for enjoyment.

Well after all that ...... thank fuck it's Friday, eh, with the whole weekend ahead of us and the first half of the Blog Twats Poll 2010 Results to look forward to, later tonight ;-)

Pakistan Flooding Appeal

So the UN are telling us all to donate our hard earned cash in an attempt to raise £290 million to help save the victims of the Pakistan floods. If we don't, so they tell us, many more people will die.

Just out of interest you might like to know that China have recently bunged Pakistan $200 million to help support their space program. Oh, and only 10 days ago the Pakistan Prime Minster said that Pakistan will never compromise on it's $2 billion nuclear program".

I can't really speak for Pakistan but suffice to say my financial priorities don't concern the victims of a couple of heavy rain showers and bit of flooding either. I'm too busy paying for other things too ...... like food and a roof over the head of my family.

So ...... if anyone at the U-fucking-N is reading this, very sorry and all that but, charity begins at home and I suggest you relay that message to both the President and Prime Minister of Pakistan.

In the meantime .....