Thursday, 28 January 2010

Paul Flynn Handshake Assault ++Update++



Paul Flynn, Labour MP for Newport West, says people who administer bone-crushing hand-shakes to prove the strength of their personalities should be charged with assault.

What the fuck!

Speaking spewing out the usual inane bollocks on his blog post today, he also stated that shaking hands was getting less popular. A bit like you then Paul, you worthless piece of shit. Now if you think that's a bit harsh then I suggest you pop over to Fido's place, who lives in the withering wankstain's constituency, amongst other things he ain't too fucking chuffed about all the expenses that fuckwit Flynn has been pissing up the wall.

"Good riddance," Flynn the fucktard continues, "They are unnecessary, unhygienic, germ-spreading intrusions. Again, a bit like you and any other corrupt, cash troughing MP then Mr Flynn.

Finally the weak wristed wanker announces "Who will be the first person to be charged with assault by handshake?" Who gives a fuck! I'm more interested in which MP is going to be the first person to be charged with assaulting tax payers money.

Btw, Flynn, if I ever have the pleasure to meet you, it's not your hands you will need to worry about when we 'shake' . . .  it'll be your scrawny little champagne swilling neck.

Limp wristed wanker.

++UPDATE++

I thought it might be appropriate to leave a comment on Mr Flynn's blog post, and here is a screen grab of it . . .

Ten minutes later it had gone.
So it looks like 'Huw The Deletinator' has been up to his old tricks. Oh and he's changed the title of the original blog post and made subtle alterations to the comment.

You couldn't fucking make it up ;-)


++UPDATE 2++

So I posted another comment . . .



. . . and of course that was deleted too. Then, rather predictably, this comment from Paul Flynn MP appears . . . 



Run for cover, the slack jawed peasants are revolting!

Oh, and notice the timestamp for Flynn's comment. Hmmm, strange then that it wasn't there when I left my comment at 10.14pm.

No, surely not. He wouldn't, would he?

MP's.
Dontcha just fuckin' luv 'em ;-)



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30 comments:

Oldrightie said...

He might be shaking hands in prison one day.

Captain Haddock said...

What a cock-waffling prat ..

Joe Public said...

And if he was in France, they'd all want to kiss him. Not.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Behind you on this one, but the sentiment is the same.

He didn't like my copy of 1984 much, the effete cunt. ;-)

Dazed And Confused said...

He's three quarters of a Century old on the ninth of February, isn't it about time the old cunt retired?

Surely Newport can come up with something better than the living fucking dead, to represent them.

Barking Spider said...

I note that he's jumping ship in May, GOT, before the electorate keelhaul his arse!

Amusing Bunni said...

This Flynn guy is a dolt! I'd give him the one finger salute if I ever met him. I wouldn't want to shake his limp scummy hand, you know where it's probably been! I hope they charge all the thieves out your way, Gotty.

Dick Puddlecote said...

Have you met Huw, the 'mod' on his blog comments?

Reckon he's a rejected traffic warden. G'wan, you know you want to. ;-)

Captain Haddock said...

I understand that Flynn suffers from Arthritis in his hands .. that being the case, I can sympathise ..

My late Father (a talented Artist & Calligrapher) suffered from the same thing towards the end of his life .. in fact, I think not being able to pursue his hobbies was more painful than the actual condition ..

But to call for exuberant handshakes to be classified as an assault ?..

Its a complete non-starter .. for a kick-off, there are too many Judges & Senior Plod "on the square" for it to ever happen ..

Just imagine the results .. PMSL ..

G.O.T. said...

Nice one Dick.

I've popped over and given my tuppence worth. It'll be interesting to see how long my comment lasts before Huw continues with his comment-delete-fest.

I've taken screen grab just in case ;-)

G.O.T. said...

Well, that didn't take fucking long.

Comment has just been removed by 'Huw The Deletinator'

I also notice that the original post title has now been changed some subtle alterations made to the post content too.

Wankers!

Dick Puddlecote said...

He didn't change the grammar and spelling mistakes though. And he is throwing insults around about oafs and rednecks?

I like these Labour blogs where you get deleted the moment you turn up. This makes about 6 or 7 I'm black-balled from now. Superb entertainment.

Did their parents ever teach them that ignoring barbs makes them go away? I'm hooked tonight. :-)

G.O.T. said...

Superb entertainment indeed!

The just haven't got a clue have they and they cal US slack jawed oafs and peasants.

I've left another comment, just for the sport you understand ;-)

G.O.T. said...

^^^
Fuck me, I must remember to proof read my comments before I post them (doh)

Jolly Roger said...

Come off it Grumpy, you miserable old twat.
It's only Paul's own way of saying that,
Because of his arthritis, which he's had for years,
A firm handshake could reduce him to tears.
Have you seen his hands? Like a bunch of bent spanners.
So to mock his illness is simply bad manners.
Mock his policies and ideas as you will.
But don't take the piss just because he's ill.

Please don't get me wrong, 'cause I'm a twat too,
Though possibly older and grumpier than you.
I'm no friend of Flynn's, I'm frequently deleted,
And find him a bit holier-than-thou and conceited.
But despite all that, I still get posted,
With my laureate skills which are widely boasted.
And despite being a rather cynical bloke ,
I can tell when the fucker's trying to joke.

G.O.T. said...

Fair comment JR but at least Mr Flynn can still manage to sign the expense sheets. Thank goodness for small mercy, eh ;-)

Btw, I have a bad back but that doesn't stop me crying out in pain when I work hard to pay tax for MPs to piss up the wall.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and by the way, Huw's a prick too,
As if he's got nothing better to do.
He doesn't like me, in that you can trust.
He says that my poems fill him with disgust.
Even Paul cringes at some of my words,
But between you and me, I don't care two turds.
So please have a chill Mr. Grumpyoldtwat,
I'll pass by again, if you're alright with that?

Captain Ranty said...

I do love a prosy post! (Fuck! Does that make me sound a bit...Flynnish?)

Yer man Flynn is a cunt of the first water. He has no shame. He will even edit YOUR posts to make it look as if he was right all along.

Like I said. He's a cunt. I have eyes like a young hawk, and I can spot a cunt from miles away.

I may even start calling myself The Cuntspotter General.

CR.

wv-gonab. So close....

Jolly Roger said...

Bollocks, I've gone and pressed the wrong tit.
That's me who's anonymous, who else writes such shit.

G.O.T. said...

JR
No worries.
Lovin' the poetry,LoL.
Drop by anytime ;-)

CR
That's decided then.
Cunt Spotter General, it is ;-)

Dick Puddlecote said...

I can concur with CR, he has indeed been accustomed to altering commenters' posts in the past.

Modding is one thing, but for an elected MP to alter contributions for political purposes is quite another.

And, sorry, I don't buy the arthritis argument. If it isn't appreciated, then cast himself as someone who is fragile and we would have sympathy. But as Labour tend to do, he immediately condescends and attacks. It's not a joke for a Labour man to talk of bans, it's what they do.

Big fail & he's still a prize cunt.

Anonymous said...

H/T SHOOT AT WILL(ROURKES DRIFT)?
FINAL REDOUBT

Furor Teutonicus said...

charged with assault

Limp wristed response of any wanker not man enough to break the bastards nose instead of wasting police and court time, and tax payers money.

Fidothedog said...

To good to miss, shall be cross posting the entire post, when I stop laughing that is.

Anonymous said...

TELL THE FUCKER TO SHAKE HANDS WITH A GLASWEGIAN SWEATY SOCK AND LOOKOOT FOR THE WEE WOBBLY HEAD TAKING AIM!
AND I´M ENGLISH BUT KNOW THE SCORE?
TAffy fucking cunt
brick

Anonymous said...

BEWARE OF THE WET LETTUICE HAND SHAKE COS THEY ARE CUNTS???
BRICK

Anonymous said...

I can understand if he's got arthritis that he may find a strong handshake painful - but why not just say that? People would understand & probably sympathise. However, deleting posts & altering posts are another thing - typical Labour & best avoided - him & his failed traffic warden.

Anonymous said...

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE FOREMAN AND THE REST IN THE SNAP CABIN AND LOOK THEM IN THE EYES?
BUCKET OF TOOLS AND A SMILE?
AND ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES.......
BRICK
IT MUST HAVE BEEN FREEZING IN STALINGRAD????
BAGS I CLUBBING A SEAL FIRST(not that cunt shagging heidi klum)

You're Evil! said...

Paul Flynn MP is 74 years old! He could well have arthritis, like many other people of his age. Having your hand crushed by some arrogant bully, is bad enough, but imagine the pain if you had arthritis.

You must really hate old people?

Strong Handshake Time! said...

What is wrong with a strong fist?

It shows you are a man of character! A man's man!