Saturday, 23 May 2009

G.O.T's Blog is giving me a head fuck

So, here's a joke while I sort it out . . .

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his
entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

'Brown's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'


The End (Bye Bye!) said...


May return soon..fuckety fuck. said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! makes you wonder what the big J is using gordooms moral compas for!.now do get some sleep dear..theres more cockwaffleing to do tomorrow...

Unknown said...

Nice one G.O.T., brought the first smile to my face since the smoking ban came in! :¬)

Henry North London 2.0 said...

It used to be Tony Blair's Clock

Lexander said...

Thanks. Needed a joke for dinner tonight.

Jason said...

Great! An all-purpose template to bash all of the thieving lying bastards on both sides of the pond. I just rolled it out for Nancy Pelosi.