Update on The Eye

Just to let you know that there has been some more encouraging news about the condition of TheEye. He is still showing signs of improvement and is now able to communicate more freely. However, he remains in hospital and I have been told that his road to recovery will not be a short one and he won't be returning to blogging, either here or at All Seeing Eye, for the foreseeable future.

David Vance, my co-conspirator at ASE, is continuing to do an excellent job in maintaining  the All Seeing Eye blog and is determined to ensure everything is still ticking over nicely for when TheEye is ready to resume his rightful place. Please try and stop by there and show your support.

Finally, many thanks to all of you who have been kind enough to wish TheEye well, both here in the comments and via email, and may I ask you to continue sparing  a thought for him from time to time in an effort to encourage his full recovery.

I know my good friend TheEye will greatly appreciate your support.

Thank you.

Mr Zero.

That's nothing Gordon, nada, zip, zilch, A BIG FAT ZERO.
Just like you really.
Credibility non-existent.

Gordon Brown Mr Zero Percent 0%

That just about sums up the useless, unelected, incompetent Prime Minister, nicely. Oh, and thanks Gordon for even more excellent material with which we can take the piss out of you.

Gordon Brown Mr Zero Percent
by GrumpyOldTwat

As you will have noticed,

YouTube have had the big fuck the fuck off from me.

Thanks to the advice from Fido, it'll be Daily Motion from now on

where you'll also find the video that YouTube banned!

Scottish Power. An Apology

A few weeks ago I did a post here, voicing my anger with Scottish Power, which included this alternative version of their logo.

Somebody who works for Scottish Power subsequently spotted it and I have recently received an email from them, requesting an apology. They have objected to the 'strike through' of the word 'people' and the fact that I replaced it with the word 'cunts' and insist that I reproduce the logo here without those alterations.

As you will see from the revised logo I have duly carried out their specific request. However, due to the fact that my original complaint against Scottish Power remains unresolved, and I have had no warning about altering their logo in any other way, I feel that I have produced a revised logo that satisfies both parties in this dispute.

Outlaw Gordon.

That is an Order Gordon, not a request.
Do One you Oik.

Ed Balls Is A Liar

Apparently Ed 'Blinky' Balls doesn't take to kindly to being called a liar.

Even though we all know that he is one.

This from Fraser Nelson:

Ed Balls has just called me up about my post from this morning , hopping mad. He instructed me to "take that post down now". I thought he was joking: has there been some change to the constitution where ministers now have power over the media? But he was deadly serious. "You should not call me a liar," said Balls. I told him that if he doesn't want to be called a liar, “he shouldn't tell lies”. His defence is that his point about debt is a Brownie, not a lie - okay, he didn't put it quite like that. But when he said "debt" he referred to the "ratio of national debt to gross domestic product" which is forecasted in the Budget to start falling in eight to nine years time. Now the Budget, of course, has a "horizon" running out in 2013/14: there are literally no plans beyond that. It is a lie to suggest otherwise.

So there you have it.

Ed Balls doesn't like being called a liar.

So, we all know what to do now then if we want to wind up the sniveling little shit. Tell the whole fucking world and his wife, on the blogosphere, that Ed 'blinky-pants-on-fire" Balls is a liar.

It's not going to be very easy for that thieving twat to ring everyone up and threaten them now, is it!

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Even more offensive Little Miss and Mr Men available here

What To Do If You Have Swine Flu

Spread a little happiness.

Go on. You know you want to!

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Further Swine Flue fuckwittery can be found here and here