Thursday, 28 May 2009

This is Personal

These twats are going to regret fucking around with me


Anonymous said...

Here's an email I sent to Scottish & Southern Energy. They're all useless bastards!

I am in receipt of your letter. Having recently paid nearly £1000 and provided you with my contact number, perhaps you would be kind enough to explain why you sent me such a ridiculous letter threatening to disconnect me?

Have you no history of who pays what or do you all sit around on emails and facebook all day?

Well, I am the customer and should not have to tolerate this ridiculous threat from some moron in your office ego-tripping with their small, miniscule level of authority.

I suggest you contact the person who spoke with me, ask them what my phone number is and investigate why your own systems have failed you. Perhaps you would consider hiring Colombo as it seems a little over-complicated. I for one do not wish to waste the molecules in my brain processing your useless information. I have better things to do!

They replied with an apology. Wankers!

Anonymous said...

NIce email CryBaby, I shall be using that as a templte.

Anonymous said...

Or possibly a template.

Old Bag said...

you been on the red wine again, GOT dear?

Anonymous said...

Abso-fucking-lutely OB.
And a large scotch or two, I needed it after my run-in with those brain dead bastards!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Fuck Scottish Power. Cunts.

Anonymous said...

oh this just gets better