The Stig : I Told You So

What the fuck is all this bollocks about The Stig.

For fuck's sake!
I told everyone his true identity HERE, back on 21st January 2009. 18 fucking months ago. No fucker took a blind bit of notice then so what's all the fucking hoo-haa about now for? What the fucking fuck has changed?

Just asking.

Guest Speaker of the Day

I see, via TheEye, that today is a big day if you're a member of the The British Stammering Association because their London Open Day event is taking place in Bethnal Green. All are w-w-w-welcome.

The main highlight, of course will be the attendance of their s-s-s-special guest speaker, Ed 'blinky' Balls, who has t-t-t-taken time out from his desperate attempt not to finish last in the Labour Leadership Election busy schedule to take as long as possible to say a few words.

The day will also be offering attendees an eclectic mix of workshops and presentations (or so they say) with various topics that will include:

• Stress: to react or respond?
• Neuro-linguistic programming
• McGuire Programme and Starfish Project
  (I do hope that's not a chocolate one?)
• Workshops dealing with public speaking, belief system, non-avoidance
   and schools etc.

What the fuck!

And as TheEye points out ..... Public speaking? Belief system? Non-avoidance? Is B-B-B-Balls going as a speaker or as a fucking patient? Well, one thing's for fucking sure, he won't be needing any of those skills when he comes last in the Labour Leadership election. Despite his delusions of grandeur, it's still a straight race between the one who looks like a rapist and the one who has borderline Down's Syndrome.

New Independent Video Site For Bloggers

Thank fuck it's Friday again and thank fuck I don't have to upload my videos to YouTube anymore, only to have them banned on the whim of some lefty, freedom of speech fucking, UAF fuckmong or other.

Following a recent post on the subject and many more hours of work by ASE, and his helpful band of testers, our brand new independent video site is now available to anyone who would like to upload, view and embed videos without fear of interruption from the freedom fucking thought police.

http://eyetube.me

EyeTube will have a policy of free speech. Of course this works both ways....if your work is insulted or has a complete new arsehole ripped out in the comments, you'll be stunned how little the Administrators* will give a fuck. You may even find that they've joined in!

For more details and a handy little widgetty thing for your blog sidebar, please pay a visit to the All Seeing Eye HERE and if you have any questions or just want to let us know what you think, then feel free to let us know in the comments here .... or drop us a line by email to EyeTube.

Now to business.
Here's a video that I've uploaded to the new site and if this doesn't scare the crap out of you then nothing will. It may have been filmed before the last general election but I don't see anything that will change their long term plan, not whilst Cleggeron are at the helm. So ..... who's for a muslim UK Prime Minister then?

* That'll be G.O.T. and TheEye then ;-)

I'm Speechless

No.

I really fucking am.

More Toejam From Toenails

"Many may bridle at his refusal to apologise for Iraq, to condemn David Cameron's planned cuts or to accept that the banking crisis has made the case for more government and more regulated markets."

More government!
More fucking government!

Did I miss something? Who the fuck has decided that we need that then ..... need I ask. You shameless, BBC biasing, lefty labour bum crack sucking, piece of shit.

Incidentally, talking of 'bum crack sucking' (all seems rather popular at the moment - urrgh) how about a caption or two for this rather apt picture of a 'double act', that I happened across ......

You're Nicked!

Albeit very, very slowly.

Lincolnshire police farce has unveiled its latest weapon in the fight against crime. They've even fitted it with a flashing blue light, just in case of a high speed chase.

Is it just me or has the whole world gone fucking mad.

Labour Leadership Non Contest

So, according to a recent article, Tony Blair has been grooming David Miliband to be his successor since Dubya made it clear, in 2006, that they [the USA] would have 'big problems' working with Gordon Brown. (well who fucking wouldn't). In an interview at the time, Saint Tony of Bliar even described Fyffes Dave as “my Wayne Rooney”.

How sweet.

Well, as we all know now, Miliband Major failed to grow a fucking pair and hid in a cupboard under the stairs whilst the one eyed, pill popping, gonad gobbler became an unopposed and unelected Prime Mentalist. So, 3 years or so later, after we have all been metaphorically reamed in the arse (without lube) and McSnotty is busy doing sweet fuck all and getting paid handsomely for doing it, Two Faced Tony from Bliarshire is finally about to bring on his star substitute. Wayne Millitwat.

We all know that 'Bananaman the Spinless' is going to 'win' the Labour Leadership Election don't we, it's been a foregone fucking conclusion since the day Gordon grabbed a couple of young boys and fucked off back to Scotland. I mean 'Election', that's a fucking joke for a start, the whole thing is a total sham. Going through the motions, just for the pathetic and totally unconvincing sake of appearances.

So that's it then, Billionaire Blair will, in essence, once again be at the helm of the Labour Party, despite what the fuck any of the lying spintards say in public. New, old, borrowed or fucking blue it'll make no fucking difference once 'Me Mini Me MiliBliar' gets in to his stride, having benefited from years of grooming via his mendacious mentors ... Lord and Lady Tony of Duplicity and Slotgobshire.

However, there is but one thing standing in the way of Bananaman and his utlimate goal of reaching the heady heights of MiliBliarism ...... The Cleggeron Coalition. Otherwise that jug eared, spineless, cock sucker of Saint Tony will be waving a whole fucking case full of bananas, outside the door of Number 10. Which, in time, will undoubtedly lead to much more of this sort of thing. And this, this and fucking this.

Finally, I'll leave you with a soundbite/spinshite which was taken from a recent article here (well worth a read for the bullshit entertainment value) where David 'fyffes rooney minibliar' Miliband proclaims .... "Politics should be about getting out into the community and speaking to people. It should be about people and policies, not about spin and press releases."

They just don't fucking get it. Do they. Any of them.
Deluded, arrogant, duplicitous and aloof ... as ever.