So what.Who gives a fuck?
I certainly don't. I don't even watch the blessed programme anymore.
That Jeremy Clarkson gets right on my tits these days. That self opinionated fat fuck of a dickhead is more interested in wasting BBC licence fee payers money, going on pointless jaunts to the 4 corners of the World, than actually telling us anything interesting about cars.
Anyway, the real identity of the Stig is Ben Collins.
Who the fuck is Ben Collins? Well apparently he is a little known sports car driver from Bristol with a particular skill for driving in the wet. His other main claim to fame is that he was the stunt driving double for Daniel Craig in The Quantum of Solace.
That's fucked Jeremy Twatson up the arse anyway.
The only interesting talking point to be generated by Twat Gear in recent years was trying to guess who the Stig was. So what next?
Like I give a shit.
Twatson Twat!
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There have been a few. One of the previous Stigs went public with his identity and they sacked him.
Another 'Stig' was a mate-of-a-mate and turned up to Christmas dinner a few years ago. He was boasting about having written off a Ferrari on a test-drive, not knowing that people were making "wanker" gestures behind his head.
His conversation that day displayed a remarkable degree of cuntishness which is commented upon to this very day.
"His conversation that day displayed a remarkable degree of cuntishness which is commented upon to this very day."
I will undoubtedly be using this excellent phrase myself, in the not too distant future, when describing twats of similar arrogance.
In fact "cuntishness" will now be my word of the week.
And what a word that is.
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