Due to the fact that you've already taken out Nick 'Toenails' Robinson because he's given you a complete head fuck, after only half a day of his Labour luvvy election hustings anal antics . . . you only have five left up the pipe.
So who's it going to be and in what order?
The Grumpy Old Twat choice for the virtual Cabinet Reshuffle would be:
- Gordon 'Bully Boy' Brown.
- Peter 'Fondleboys' Mandelson
- Harriet 'Duo Balls' Harman
- Ed 'Bollock Brain' Balls
- Jack 'The Ripper' Straw.
What would yours be?
Go on. You know you want to ;-)