Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Thousands of Cadbury's Jobs To Go

Following a successful takeover bid from Kraft, Gordon Brown has announced today "The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadburys in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."

The curse of Jonah will undoubtedly strike again.

If you work for Cadbury's, you're fucked.


More Cadbury's chocolate HERE


14 comments:

strongholdbarricades said...

Great picture

HeadsonPoles said...

Good work on the picture.
Must confess to not liking Cadbury chocolate and Hershey chocolate tastes like puke to me.

Atheist Ranter said...

So now that the yanks own Cadbury, how's the bogie muncher going to keep his word and keep jobs secure? Bloody politicians and their sound-bites...

Lorenzo said...

Another Gordon Brown Chocolate Bite, soon to come out of the Brown End.

Captain Haddock said...

I expect McFuckwit will be looking forward to lots of "Fingers of Fudge" ..

Anonymous said...

I am stockpiling Dairy Milk. Now.

Barking Spider said...

Do we actually own anything anymore?

BilloTheWisp said...

So King Gordo is "Determined to ensure investment and jobs are maintained".
So what is he going to do about it? Whenever has he or his minions ever done anything about maintaining British jobs?
More spin and empty words.

John R said...

...and, of course, this evening Cadbury's board has just announced that are bound to be major job losses. Well done Jonah.

Quent said...

Things must be REALLY bad in the U.K. if an American company was allowed to buy Cadbury's. All of the manufacturing plants will be replaced with cardboard boxes, our new construction material of choice. I have quite a nice one under a bridge, my retirement residence. You folks will like the new chocholate recipe. It is 20% sawdust. Hope they weren't paid in dollars...

Anonymous said...

I used to LOVE getting some Cadburys chocolate sent over to me from New Zealand. It just has/had the best taste of any of the cadbury's that i have tried (canada/india/england/australia/new zealand) Now its gone. In a move by their marketing department apparently Cadburys has stopped producing the NZ variety and now imports the stuff from Australia. The Australian stuff is awful. What a disappointment.

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