Butt Drugs UK

I recently discovered one of those, "it could only happen in Amercia", homemade local TV commercials. Needless to say it was just crying out for some Gottish treatment . . .

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Labour Party Values

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Inspired by an excellent post from Marcellus.
More posters in this series will follow ;-)

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Earthquakes Blamed On Global Warming

What's worse?

Bad science or gullible media?

Perhaps you missed this one?

I certainly did the first time around.

The story is from two years ago, but in the wake of Climategate and other recent revelations probably more relevant than ever. And it is important to be reminded of such stunning examples of idiocy, blindly reported by a perpetually pliant media:

It concerns the "research" of one "Dr." Tom Chalko. He claims that "global warming" is causing the frequency and intensity of earthquakes to increase at an alarming rate. His "findings" were reported uncritically, by amongst others, CBS news. One of the key pieces of evidence given is the following:

“NASA measurements from space confirm that Earth as a whole absorbs at least 0.85 Megawatt per square kilometer more energy from the Sun than it is able to radiate back to space. This 'thermal imbalance' means that heat generated in the planetary interior cannot escape and that the planetary interior must overheat.”

And the "NASA" source for this orginal claim? Why our old friend - climate alarmist and activist extraordinaire, James Hansen. Hansen's paper is only mildly less laughable than Chalko's, and if you can get past the first assumption packed paragraph, you will find he has failed to ask the same basic, first principles, kind of questions. Or more to the point - the uncritical media hacks that simply picked up the story and repeated it failed to do the same. It was apparently repeated also on Yahoo and MSNBC (links now, unfortunately, pulled). The story was killed with no official retraction. Yet the damage was done - the repetition of such things by the mainstream media gives them an air of credibility that lingers on in the popular psyche as can be seen with cases like Danny Glover on Haiti.

Both Chalko, and his "source", Hansen fail to ask why a positive energy balance on the earth in and of itself might be essential - and where that energy might go. If the Earth reflected back almost all the energy it received from the Sun, life as we know it on the planet would cease. Plants would have no energy to photosynthesise, winds would cease to blow, most organisms on the planet - reliant on an energy rich environment - would simply die. And that is before you consider how a teeny tiny increase in the Earth's surface temperature could possibly affect it's internal working.

Chalko has form though. He also thinks the Earth's core might explode as a result of global warming. Chalko draws his information from the USGS, but at the same time appears to have failed to read their FAQ, which alone debunks his entire thesis.

Alarmists at the time were crying that "denialists" might get hold of this and make them all look like idiots (mainly through the completely legitimate process of asking - so what other junk has been uncritically reported?) Indeed, one of the commenters at the linked blog says: "They'll point out that the story probably saw light because they attached "global warming" to it". Which is exactly the point. That is why it was reported and repeated uncritically. What other inchoate nonsense has been spewed out by these idiots?

But Chalko is just a lone nut right? And the journalists were just being lazy. This was surely just a one off example of credulous reporting. Those immersed more directly in science reporting wouldn't fall for such a thing, would they? Yep. Here's New Scientist joining in last year, this time reporting on an entire convention of scientists. You'll notice in the New Scientist article, we have the familiar alarmist hedge. Apparently both rising *and* lowering sea level can increase vulcanism. It's become well established now that not only does invoking "global warming" guarantee uncritical headlines, it also guarantees funding, especially if you can't provide any testable predictions...

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Gordon Brown Visits Afghanistan ++Photos++

Pictures of the Prime Mentalist's latest escape from the critics trip to Afghanistan have just been released on the Downing Street website. There seems to be some sort of recurring theme developing here:

This from March 2010, where he appears to be trying to shake hands with the ghost of a dead soldier . . . .

. . .  and this from December 2009, where he appears to be trying to shake hands with the rear end of a helicopter . . .

For fucking fucketty fuck's sake will someone please 'slot' the useless fucker! It's alright, he won't see you coming. The twat's blind as a fucking bat. He can't even see the blood on his own hands.

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Stunning Cunt Performs Cunning Stunt

What a total cunt this man is.

The very next day after he blagged his way through 'his evidence' and lied his fat fucking face off about how he did everything in his power to help the armed forces, he just happens to pay a visit to our troops in Afghanistan. "I've planned this visit for some time", says the lying, deluded, bullying, unelected, blood stained, bell end cheese taster.

Well I say he's a lying cunt and this is yet another pathetic example in a long fucking list of pathetic examples by a sad, lonely, drug dependent, talentless, out of control, power crazed, shit stain who will do anything, and I mean anything, to try and 'win' votes.

Even laugh in the faces of dead troops' bereaved relatives.

I repeat.
What a total cunt this man is.

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Nick Hogan Latest

 Brilliant news, the target has now been reached!

Old Holborn is now in the process
of transferring all the donated money

in readiness for Nick's release from prison.

2010 - The year of the blogosphere ;-)

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Nick Hogan Donate Posters

Anna Racoon and Old Holborn are running a campaign

to raise enough money to pay Nick Hogan's fine so that

this ordinary hard working man can be released from prison.

Full details and running totals of donations can be found here:

Nick Hogan Jailed Over No Smoking Ban

Please get over there and make a donation and then print off

copies of the posters and stick them up wherever you can

Thank you.

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Alternative suggestions are welcome in the comments.
I will produce more if the demand is there.