Thursday, 6 August 2009

Harriet Harman Sings



More genius from Dazed N Confused




btw, for those of you who may be waiting for THAT post,
which I promised late last night, it'll be appearing here later today ;-)

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Harriet Harman Man Hater


Gordon Brown Holiday Photo #1


Gordon Brown: Flower Or Weed?



Tug of the sporran to Dazed N Confused

Monday, 3 August 2009

Happy News, I Shit You Not!

Positive news day, eh.

Well I wasn't too confident at finding anything at all in the papers today, that was going to turn a Grumpy Old Twat into a Positive Old Twat but, fuck me, I couldn't have found anything better.

Red wine is EVEN better for you than originally thought!

Results of a new study by scientists have found further proof of a long and healthy life can be obtained by uncorking a bottle of your favourite vin rouge.

Fucking Brilliant!

The article in today's Daily Express goes on to say . . .

"Researchers have discovered that a key ingredient already known to be good for the heart and fighting cancer can also prevent inflammation, a chief cause of many chronic illnesses.
Now a new study has found the antioxidant resveratrol blocks two key proteins to stop inflammation which plays a major role in arthritis, diabetes, and irritable bowel syndrome."

A researcher hard at work in the laboratory


Now for someone who is not averse to consuming industrial quantities of the red stuff, this is yet another positive reason I can offer up to Pigsy next time she questions my motives for over indulgence.

Good times!

Can't wait for 'the bar' to open tonight at 6pm.
Purely medicinal of course.

Cheers!

Sunday, 2 August 2009

Immigration Facilitation Agency

Free Publicity for You Phil!

An illegal immigrant is on the run after smuggling himself into Britain underneath a coach full of Border Agency officers returning from France.

The immigration officers - whose job is to stop illegal immigrants entering the country - were oblivious to the stowaway hiding between the fuel tank and the chassis of the coach bringing them through the Channel Tunnel until they arrived at their depot in Folkestone.

The man then made his break for freedom, to join the estimated 725,000 other illegal immigrants living here.

Ode To Gordon Brown

Excellent mockery of Gordon 'Knob Jockey' Brown
courtesy of Varsteiner