Sunday, 2 August 2009

Immigration Facilitation Agency

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An illegal immigrant is on the run after smuggling himself into Britain underneath a coach full of Border Agency officers returning from France.

The immigration officers - whose job is to stop illegal immigrants entering the country - were oblivious to the stowaway hiding between the fuel tank and the chassis of the coach bringing them through the Channel Tunnel until they arrived at their depot in Folkestone.

The man then made his break for freedom, to join the estimated 725,000 other illegal immigrants living here.


The End (Bye Bye!) said...

You would think that "The Daily Mail" were getting in on "Silly Week". But it's true!

Truly Amazing stuff which demonstrates what these fuckers will do to get into "Benefits UK".

Anonymous said...

You just couldn't fucking make it up could you.

Border Agency Officers?
My other place.

The End (Bye Bye!) said...

Cunt them goooooood!!!!

Lawson said...

Their cuntitude knows no bounds GOT. They excel in cuntosity. They are at the very pinnacle of cuntishness.

Oldrightie said...

The immigrant was thick as thick can be. At least half his mates were riding up top, with a group of MI5 people.

Screech said...

GOT, as i was reading that i was thinking the same fucking thing, the border control or whatever passes for it in this sadfuck country is beyond belief.

Screech said...

by the way mate, you mentioned on my Stephen Fry post that you "have another 'place' now which deals with this type of cunt." which i said i would check out but...please help me mate, call me stupid but i can't seem to find it.

Anonymous said...

No worries Screech.
I think that THIS is what you may be looking for.

There's also a link in the 'Contributors Blog Roll' at the top of the left hand side bar ;-)