Saturday, 22 May 2010

Lib ConFused.com


Is it just me or does anyone else feel a bit confused dot com, about the political leanings of the 'cure all coalition' of Dick and Dom  Ant and Dec  Laurel and Hardy  Morecombe and Wise  The Chuckle Brothers Dave and Nick?

We appear to have a Conservative PM who thinks he's Tony Blair 2 and who is quietly leaning further to the left than my Aunty Eileen (whose left peg is 3 inches shorter than the right), and then there's the Deputy Dawg PM. For a so called 'more-in-common-with-Labour' Liberal Democrat he seems awfully Conservative these days ...... dontcha think?


Don't get me wrong, I'm damn well over the fucking moon that Gordon 'the cuntry fucker' Brown has had his fingernails removed from the No.10 door jambs with a plasma cutter. So ...... perhaps I'm just being a grumpy old twat ...... ungrateful and a bit over critical, about the early efforts of Duplicitous Dave and Notonyernelly Nick?

Maybe it's a question of wait and see because, after all, if I was really disillusioned I might have considered checking out another comparison webshite instead ......


Incidentally, my lovely old gran once told me that .....
'two wrongs don't make a right'.

Now she was a proper Conservative ;-)

I miss her.

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7 comments:

i albion said...

We are getting two B******s for the price of one now!

Chuckles said...

Perhaps you should ask your Aunty Noleen then?

Indyanhat said...

Hi GOT am very worried that DAVE will die on walkabout and leave CLAGG as PM so have started a facebook group to convince him to GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!
http://www.facebook.com/help/?page=826#!/group.php?gid=119057201462868

Would be honoured if you would join and pass it along to any who may also be concerned at this possibility!!

Dazed And Confused said...

I reckon that we simply sit back over a few drinks during hopefully a long hot Summer, ignore the BBCs protestations of "Global warming alerts", after a few days of pleasant weather, and ready ourselves for the gathering storm, when these unsuited Muppet's fall out....

Then we can begin again in earnest.

Anonymous said...

oh dear, imagine Clegg as the PM is Dave is 'out of the way'?

Dave needs to lean to the right and big time to balance the scales

Anonymous said...

Dave & Nick remind me of Terry & June.

Adam said...

Not Lib-Con.... Cons have more haha... so it is ConDem