The truth is in your first four words Captain. There is no fucking justice - least of all for criminally stupid plod. They'll get a slap on the wrist and be told to keep their heads down for a few weeks. Hopefully the owner of the car will have a decent lawyer who will lay into the fuckers for a bit of money but that'll be about it.
As the old boy in the interview said, it must have really been shifting....This is a car with full time 4WD, and stuffed full of clever electronic traction control technology, that can outperform many far more expensive supercars, yet a (presumably) trained police driver looses it on a bend???
Daft cunts should have kept it then spray painted it like the tractor mock up. And yes they must have been doing some speed to have flipped it like that.
It's our old friends Greater Manchester Police Farce in action again. Fresh from dealing mob handed with an 84 year old pensioner on a bike they spring into action and trash somebody else's property. Leaving aside the fact that the owner very probably was over the limit, I'll put good money down that "lessons will be learned" and only minor action taken. Greater Manchester Police: "Fighting the Public, Protecting Crime" Little hint for the Obersturmbanfuhrer of GMP, if you want to deal with organised crime, don't leave the station, just look in the mirror.
Can't help thinking that somewhere along the line the good old taxpayers are going to be picking up the tab for all this. Therefore, as way of recompense the two fuckpigs in the car should be handed over to us. I'm sure we'll think of something, eh ;)
Well ..... without giving too much away, I used to compete in this type of car (and similar) and I didn't spare the fucking horses. How the fuck they managed to lose it I do not know. Trained divers? Fuck off. Fuck right fucking off!
Does this meet the definition of TWOCing? The law says that there's no offence if the person taking a motor vehicle believes he has lawful authority to do so or that the owner would consent. I'm sure they'll say they had authority because they'd nicked the driver for drink driving. But if the report is correct that it was against policy for them to drive it surely they've only got lawful authority to put on the back of a reccer vehicle, not to take it for a spin (and a roll). The only get out that leaves is if they believe the owner would have consented, and that doesn't sound at all convincing.
Oh, and where's that bit of law? The Theft Act 1968, S.12 (1) and (6). I'm not a lawyer but it sounds awfully like these two are technically a pair of fucking thieves.
With the benefit of hindsight and a little research, I now believe this sort of abuse by police is a daily occurrence. There are indications of covert police encouragement for officers who damage 'prisoner' property, especially hard to prove damage to top of the range vehicles. So beware if you drive an expensive car and police take a dislike to you.
It was purely the nature of the inevitable accident that made headlines and brings the abuse to the attention of bloggers.
"Covert" encouragement is is all very well (actually it's NOT), until they kill an innocent bystander...
Of course if the scroats had rolled it you can guarantee that some senior plod would use the opportunity to spout off about how "speed kills". Naturally if their boys fuck up then it will be a "tragic accident".
Greater Manchester Police are shitted-scared of the Triads operating in China Town off Portland Street because they don't have a fucking clue how to deal with such an intelligent and well organized syndicate. Now you won't read that in the Guardianista owned Manchester Bleeding-Joke News or the other shit wrapper/bus comic, 'The Metro'.
Even better, the security firm which 'protects' the main copshop in Manchester is owned by a certain Mr. Massey... he's still serving 20+ years for various offences.
Oh the fucking irony of our joke freemason-riddled pig force. Taze the fucking lot of them... only the bleeding-heart liberals will miss them.
To answer your question, Angry Exile, it certainly does meet the definition of taking a vehicle without consent; and because they drove dangerously and damaged both the vehicle itself and a couple of gardens before it was 'recovered', they have actually both arguably committed the offence of aggravated vehicle taking, which carries a maximum sentence on conviction on indictment of two years' imprisonment.
By the way, what had they done with their patrol car whilst they were razzing around like lunatics, left it parked and unattended? Hardly evidence that they were merely recovering the offender's vehicle (at grossly excessive speed) is it.
Competing- me too, in lots of high-powered oversteering stuff. I've instructed in cars like this, and as we always tell the punters- "It wasn't you who saved that slide, it was the car." They must have turned the traction control/ESP off to manage that. And as an ex-lawyer, I reckon they've got to be looking at TWOC and dangerous driving charges. Or, at least, I hope they are.
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If there's any justice at all .. there will shortly be two vacancies arising in Cheshire Police ..
The truth is in your first four words Captain. There is no fucking justice - least of all for criminally stupid plod. They'll get a slap on the wrist and be told to keep their heads down for a few weeks. Hopefully the owner of the car will have a decent lawyer who will lay into the fuckers for a bit of money but that'll be about it.
As the old boy in the interview said, it must have really been shifting....This is a car with full time 4WD, and stuffed full of clever electronic traction control technology, that can outperform many far more expensive supercars, yet a (presumably) trained police driver looses it on a bend???
What a Cunt....
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! police drivers...well trained...experts...Hahahahahahhaahhahaaaa!!
I am not lost for words but I try to rise above using the ones I have in mind.
And to celebrate the official opening of EyeTube here's another example of police stupdity:
http://eyetube.me/play/YouTwat/Flooded%20Up%20Police
"They've been suspended from driving duties ..."
Note that they haven't been suspended from duty.
<span>"If there's any justice at all ...." - no there isn't. </span>
They should be suspended from their bollocks - if they've got any....
Daft cunts should have kept it then spray painted it like the tractor mock up. And yes they must have been doing some speed to have flipped it like that.
It's our old friends Greater Manchester Police Farce in action again. Fresh from dealing mob handed with an 84 year old pensioner on a bike they spring into action and trash somebody else's property. Leaving aside the fact that the owner very probably was over the limit, I'll put good money down that "lessons will be learned" and only minor action taken.
Greater Manchester Police: "Fighting the Public, Protecting Crime"
Little hint for the Obersturmbanfuhrer of GMP, if you want to deal with organised crime, don't leave the station, just look in the mirror.
Can't help thinking that somewhere along the line the good old taxpayers are going to be picking up the tab for all this. Therefore, as way of recompense the two fuckpigs in the car should be handed over to us. I'm sure we'll think of something, eh ;)
Well ..... without giving too much away, I used to compete in this type of car (and similar) and I didn't spare the fucking horses. How the fuck they managed to lose it I do not know. Trained divers? Fuck off. Fuck right fucking off!
Like the bloke says @01:20 "It was carnage, I had to walk the kids to school", slack cunt.
Quite. See my comment above ^^^^
I hope they include 'fuck', 'cunting' and 'arsehole', 'cos that's what I'm thinking.
What a van load of utterly useless fuckpigs! Great clip though... PMSL ;)
Jesus H! That means that they're about to 'roll' a desk and total the office anytime soon.
And driving with their eyes closed whilst having a wank over their new found toy. How the fuck else did they manage it!
And driving with their eyes closed whilst having a wank over their new found toy. How the fuck else did they manage it!
"<span> if you want to deal with organised crime, don't leave the station, just look in the mirror" <-- well fucking said </span><span> ;) </span>
"Slack cunt". Love it! Not literally. Obviously ;)
Does this meet the definition of TWOCing? The law says that there's no offence if the person taking a motor vehicle believes he has lawful authority to do so or that the owner would consent. I'm sure they'll say they had authority because they'd nicked the driver for drink driving. But if the report is correct that it was against policy for them to drive it surely they've only got lawful authority to put on the back of a reccer vehicle, not to take it for a spin (and a roll). The only get out that leaves is if they believe the owner would have consented, and that doesn't sound at all convincing.
Oh, and where's that bit of law? The Theft Act 1968, S.12 (1) and (6). I'm not a lawyer but it sounds awfully like these two are technically a pair of fucking thieves.
With the benefit of hindsight and a little research, I now believe this sort of abuse by police is a daily occurrence. There are indications of covert police encouragement for officers who damage 'prisoner' property, especially hard to prove damage to top of the range vehicles. So beware if you drive an expensive car and police take a dislike to you.
It was purely the nature of the inevitable accident that made headlines and brings the abuse to the attention of bloggers.
"Covert" encouragement is is all very well (actually it's NOT), until they kill an innocent bystander...
Of course if the scroats had rolled it you can guarantee that some senior plod would use the opportunity to spout off about how "speed kills". Naturally if their boys fuck up then it will be a "tragic accident".
Can pigs fly?
They certainly seem to have fucking done.
Bastarding useless cunt heads.
Well said, and no doubt it would be 'in pursuit of their duties', or some such other standard phrase bollocks.
Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dogs arse!......Useless cunts!
My car isn't a high-performance car, it's a crappy old fiesta... it will probably fail it's M.O.T. next year too.
G.O.T., you've inspired me... I feel like doing a bit of demolition derby/rally racing too... through my local pigshite copshop's backyard.
Smash through the big blue gates, reverse into a few dozen pig vans/cars and then 'park' it sideways in the main reception area.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it you pig bastards. 8-)
Silly Sods! Much embarrassment on the local news last night. :)
Greater Manchester Police are shitted-scared of the Triads operating in China Town off Portland Street because they don't have a fucking clue how to deal with such an intelligent and well organized syndicate. Now you won't read that in the Guardianista owned Manchester Bleeding-Joke News or the other shit wrapper/bus comic, 'The Metro'.
Even better, the security firm which 'protects' the main copshop in Manchester is owned by a certain Mr. Massey... he's still serving 20+ years for various offences.
Oh the fucking irony of our joke freemason-riddled pig force. Taze the fucking lot of them... only the bleeding-heart liberals will miss them.
<span>"Then 'park' it sideways in the main reception area." </span>
This made me think of Russ Swift, who's stunt driving skills are legedary. He could show GMP a thing or two.
http://www.russswift.co.uk/index.html
To answer your question, Angry Exile, it certainly does meet the definition of taking a vehicle without consent; and because they drove dangerously and damaged both the vehicle itself and a couple of gardens before it was 'recovered', they have actually both arguably committed the offence of aggravated vehicle taking, which carries a maximum sentence on conviction on indictment of two years' imprisonment.
By the way, what had they done with their patrol car whilst they were razzing around like lunatics, left it parked and unattended? Hardly evidence that they were merely recovering the offender's vehicle (at grossly excessive speed) is it.
Competing- me too, in lots of high-powered oversteering stuff. I've instructed in cars like this, and as we always tell the punters- "It wasn't you who saved that slide, it was the car." They must have turned the traction control/ESP off to manage that. And as an ex-lawyer, I reckon they've got to be looking at TWOC and dangerous driving charges. Or, at least, I hope they are.
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