Friday, 3 December 2010

Lighter Later 10:10 Are At It Again

That child killing group of eco terrorists 10:10 are at it again. This time they are behind a campaign called Lighter Later which is supporting the Daylight Saving Bill, due to be debated in the HoC today. They all want us to switch to Berlin time rather than use the British tradition of GMT. Oh for fuck's sake, so there goes a bit more of our sovereignty then. 

Oh, and apparently, they reckon they have the support of Vince Cable on this one ... hahahahaha ... well that won't do the fuckers much good will it. He might say he'll support the campaign but he'll probably abstain on the vote anyway. Just like the new student fee legislation.

Anyway ... getting back to the 10:10 eco fascists, I presume they would rather see our children run over in the morning, in the pitch black, as opposed to in the evening. I dare say that Franny Armstrong is putting together  some sort of 'children being mowed down by a gas guzzling 4x4 blood and guts video', as we speak.


"What a difference an hour makes", they say on their website, "everybody loves the sunshine. But every year we set our clocks so that we get less of it in our lives, sleeping through the sunlit mornings while we use expensive, polluting electric lights to keep out the dark nights."

Oh just fuck off will you!
You can't produce more daylight by fucking around with the clocks. It's still the same amount of sunshine you fuckwits, whatever the twatting clock says. Just get the fuck up earlier in the mornings. As for the rest of that darkness bollocks, Captain Swing has an excellent remedy for that in his last paragraph here.

In the meantime I suggest that the 10:10 eco terrorists go fuck themselves ...
... with a grandfather clock.

No pressure.


+++ UPDATE +++

I've just heard that Parliament have passed the second reading of the Daylight Saving Bill with a majority of 82 votes. *sigh*

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37 comments:

Dioclese said...

I am a little confused. Don't chikdren finish school in the afternoon before it gets dark anyway?

Anonymous said...

These people should now be regarded as accessories to murder.

Fully a third of scots are now in fuel poverty. - A fucking third!!

Anonymous said...

Weird. Katabasis here ^ my OpenID doesn't seem to be working for some reason on here.

microdave said...

The powers that be are trying to censor Wikileaks, perhaps they think you are a bit "dodgy"???

Killemallletgodsortemout said...

Remember Lockerbie.

Give the porridge wogs their independence, and remove their funding from England. They can keep their oil, once they have paid off the costs of English exploration and with it they can heat up the homes of their wife-beating, Buckfast-drinking, feckless, benefit-scrounging, scotch, lazy whingeing bastards.

Dave said...

If this global warming carries on at its present rate we will e able to watch polar bears from Blackpool pier.

FH said...

So as a new member of Parliament, changing clocks is the best fucking thing that silly bint in the video can think of putting forward for discussion!  Still with all other things being discussed and passed in Brussels I suppose they haven't got much else to do, other than fiddling their expenses of course.

Dave said...

Just so, they now have reduced responsibilities with so much being decided in Brussels. That being the situation a good argument could be made for A) less of them B) reduced renumeration.

Captain Haddock said...

If they want Berlin time .. they can fuck off & live in Berlin ..

This is Britain & we use GMT .. simple .. OK ?

Dioclese said...

Aparently it's worse than we thought. The idea is to use Summer Time in the winter and double summer time in the summer.

Can anyone explain to me why we are allowing the EU to dictate what time zone we decide to belong in? Why the fucking Christ don't we tell these arseholes to just fuck the fucking fuck off, the cunts???????

(Sorry - but I just burst a fucking blood vessel! Where's the fucking Metaxa?.......)

"I could be the catalyst that spawned a revolution" - Ian Dury (What a Waste)

Captain Haddock said...

<span>"If this global warming carries on at its present rate we will e able to watch polar bears from Blackpool pier" ...</span>
<span></span>
<span>Which would indeed make a pleasant change from Fat, pissed, lobster-red, chav slappers wearing "Kiss-Me-Quick" cowboy hats ...</span>
<span></span>
<span>Or one of those large, "extended" families from Blackburn or Rochdale .. traipsing across the sands, like one of the fucking lost tribes of Israel .. looking for somewhere to pitch camp ..</span>
<span></span>
<span>Bring on the Bears .. Multi-problem solving at a stroke ...  </span>

Captain Haddock said...

Where I live .. the little buggers seem to finish by 1430 ..

And even in the depths of Winter its nowhere near dark at that time ..

Caratacus said...

Gotty - It's Friday, we need something to cheer us the fuck up. I know many of you will have seen this before, but for those happy ones who haven't: read this and think of the delights that await us when Turkey joins the Intergalactic EUSSR ....

Captain Haddock said...

Easy "Dio" ...

I'm told that ruptured "Chalfonts" are both messy & painful ... Lol

Anonymous said...

<span><span>Killemallletgodsortemout</span></span>
<span><span></span></span>
<span><span>Porridge wogs? </span></span>
<span><span></span></span>
<span><span>Ah, an arse.</span></span>
<span><span></span></span>
<span></span>

Michael said...

I recall the tale of an American Indian who upon being told of "Daylight Saving Time" commented
"Only a White Man could think that by cutting a foot off the bottom of a blanket and sewing it to the top you would have a bigger blanket"
Ignorance of the scale we saw today is rarely encountered in the real world as Evolution tends to self prune the Tree of life. A cursory view at a globe shows just how epicly moronic this idea is. The Midnight Sun in Scotland in summer, dark in Northern England and Scotland the rest of the time. The experiment in Portugal proved that the idea plumbed new depths of stupidity and led to increased death rates, more problems at school (something to do with people being evolved to sleep in the dark...)

Captain Haddock said...

Not only is Rebecca Harris an extremely stupid bitch ..

But she's a dead-cert winner should someone ever enter her at "Cruffts" ..

Ooooh .. just spotted my unintentional puns .. Ahh, fuck it .. Lol

daedalus@ntlworld.com said...

I seem to be in a minority on this one.  I want Double British Summer Time all year round.  As the indian says there are only so many hours in one day.  So why not have the light at a time we can make best use of it, which for me and most people I know would be in the evening.  I get up to go to work at 05:00; in the summer its been light for a couple of hours almost, total waste of good light, lets have it in the evening.  Same for winter I would rather it got dark later at 18:00 rather than at 16:00; simples.

Daedalus

daedalus@ntlworld.com said...

Just a thought why not call it Svarlbard Time if Berlin time upsets you.

Daedalus

Captain Haddock said...

You just be careful in that sunshine mate ..

Remember what happened last time ? .... Lol

ArtCo said...

Fucking 10/10 has passed so why havent these cunts been wound up ffs.
Ok don't tell me, there's shitloads of money to be made yet.
Have these cunts no shame after their last fuck up.

Wife just corrected me its October 3010 that they meant when they set up the fucking 'charity'.

Captain Haddock said...

Cos last time I looked .. I didn't live in either Berlin or Svarlbad ..

I live in England .. so we use Greenwich Mean Time (the clue is in the name) ..

Bring On The Revolution said...

Why the fuck can't these cunts just leave things alone? If it aint broke, don't fix it! It just takes a bit of simple geography to understand that we in Britain are just too far west to be in the Berlin Time Zone, but no, our utterly useless Europhile traitor politicians are just too fucking thick to understand this! And with the continuing Muzzie colonisation of OUR country, how long before we are forced to switch to  fucking Mecca time?? Cunts the fucking lot of 'em!!!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>why not call it Svarlbard Time if Berlin time upsets you" < Fuck off!
</span>

Disenfranchised of Buckingham said...

Sunrise in London is about 8:00. You want double summer time in winter which means sunrise at 10:00.

Are you mad or what?

FH said...

May I add 'right' in between the two words of your comment Gotty?

Captain Haddock said...

Ahh .. I think the technical term for this situation is a "Self-adjusting Cock-up" ..

banned said...

We have to ask Brussels permission to change time zones so they can discuss all they want but it won't be their decision to make.

banned said...

The mohamedans are alreading demanding that the world stops basing  time zones on +/- GMT and instead (obviously) using +/- Mecca time  so that is no joke BotR.

Captain Haddock said...

They can fuck right off ..

Why should I base my time on the opening/closing times of the local Bingo Hall ????

They'll be demanding that the "N" for North on compasses be changed to "M" next ..

Tossers ...

microdave said...

@ BOTR - You forget that people in positions of importance (well THEY think they are important) can never leave well alone. They're always trying to justify their existence. I saw it time and time again in the large company I used to work for. Politics is no different...

FH said...

If it is darker in the mornings, perhaps it will mean more lamp-posts around Westminster, which might come in handy!

mikebravo said...

rapid reaction facebook page? what a cunt!

Anonymous said...

I've been running on GMT for the last two years now. For half the year, the rest of the country is running an hour late than me, but it doesn't stop me getting up and going to sleep as I choose, the same time, all year round.

Stop complying with this shit and live your own life.

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