Protect And Survive

So the gloves are off and Gordon Brown is now openly using personal grief in his 'win at all costs' cynical electioneering campaign. Many of you out there will already be immune to the disgraceful, underhand tactics of the Prime Mentalist, that are to come, as he uses any means possible to desperately cling on to power.

However, the majority of the electorate will need guidance to help themselves, and their families, protect and survive against such horrifying encounters . . . .

Oh, and Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan is a cunt too.

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Gobby Gayers

Following an excellent post by a fellow blogger which touched on the subject of Stonewall and their deliberately provocative, heterophobic advertising campaign, I have decided to produced a couple of posters in response . . . .

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Global Warming Antidote

This should sort out those warmist wankers once and for all. A handy solution to man made global warming, not that it actually fucking exists.

But if it did . . . .

Thanks to regular commentor Joe Public, for alerting me to this

Toyota Recall +++Update+++

Anyone remember that annoying slogan "the car in front is a Toyota"? Following the recall of millions of their vehicles worldwide, including the "can't stop now. I'm driving a Prius Penis", I thought we'd have a bit of sticker fun . . .

Anymore for anymore?

Meanwhile Peter Brookes has come up with a classic . . . 

+++UPDATE+++

Sent in  by MicroDave:

TOYOTA was last night urged to fix the brakes on more than 250,000 Prius hybrids as quickly as possible, except Sting's.

Plus an updated photo of the now infamous Fiat Panda ;-)

Piss Boilers

The first piece of piss boiling news is an article in The Tampon by Sundial. What fucking planet is he from? He starts off by accusing the BBC of being "climate denier bias" (you fucking whaaaaaaat!) and then goes on to to say "climate change deniers are no different to 9/11 truthers".

Is it April the fucking first or is that twat deliberately trying to wind the fuck out out of me? He bastard well must be because he also tells us that ". . . it [the BBC] remains deeply institutional and right wing".

Right wing! Right fucking wing!

Fuck off!

Then there's the Norwich City Council Housing Chief who abused her position by moving into sheltered accommodation, paying just £47 a week in rent. Kristine Reeves, who was earning £62,000 a year at the time, was subsequently dismissed for gross misconduct.

Where's the boiling piss there then, I hear you ask.

Well, she launched an appeal for unfair dismissal (you fucking whaaaaaaat!) and her former employers have just settled out of court to the tune of £41,000 (whaaaaaat the fuck for?)!

Oh, so no full independent inquiry now.

Why the fuck's that then?

Everybody in Norwich happy that your council tax is being pissed into Kristine Reeves fucking handbag JUST BECAUSE she did something WRONG? I'm buggery bollocksy well not and I don't even live there!

Rather interestingly there are now no details of this settlement left on line and even a Daily Mail link has rather mysteriously fucking vanished. Unfortunately for Norwich City Council, one of my readers has emailed me a hardcopy of an article, from yesterday's Evening News, which contains all the info.

It's a bit fucking difficult to pull a newspaper after it's gone to print . . . 

Nosebleed News

Taxi drivers in Southampton have been warned they could be suspended if they do not remove St George flags from their cars saying they speak English.

What the fucking fucketty buggery bollocks!

I can't tell you any more, I've got fucking nosebleed.

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Latest Haynes Manual +++Updated+++

The David Cameron Workshop Manual is the first in a new political range to be published by Haynes this week. The Gordon Brown and Man Made Global Warming manuals are in the final stages of production and will be available to view on this blog within the next 24 hours.

+++UPDATE+++

The many dangers of working with the Prime Mentalist are all covered in this newly updated Haynes Workshop Manual . . .

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