PMQs Tory Airbrush Poster Edition

Did you see Gordon Brown taking the piss out of THAT Tory poster and David Cameron's airbrushed photo, at PMQ's today. Fuck me, who the hell wrote those lines for him! An eight year old fuckwit?

Anyway, that aside, it got me thinking . . .

Grumpy Old Twat doesn't airbrush faces but if he did . . .

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Thieving Bastard Mps

Not only have those thieving bastard MPs been consistently stealing our money, sometimes paying it back, never breaking the rules and never doing anything wrong, it now appears that the greedy, fat troughers can steal from us without even being identified.

They just don't know when to fucking stop.

Well then, if that's the fucking case then it's up to us to make sure that the corrupt, snouts in the trough, Right (dis)Honourable Members of Parliament don't get the chance to do it to us again. I'm sick and fucking tired of working my arse off to pay taxes which they ultimately waste by living their lives like kings and queens, while I have to decide which bills to pay or whether I can afford to buy my kids some new clothes.

I say, don't give them another 5 years to rob us blind.

Don't re-elect the thieving bastards!

Desperately Need To Update My Blogroll

To be honest, I'm feeling a bit like Grandad today, so . . .

Google Favours Islam

It looks like Google are up to their old tricks again. Following hot on the heels of the dubious Google searches on climategate, it appears that they are now favouring Islam over searches for other religions. Here are a few screen grabs of searches that I have done myself :

Leaving aside some of the outrageously bias suggestions, for the two religions above, just look what happens when you try a similar search for Islam:

Nothing. Silence. No suggestions at all.
Try it yourself if you don't believe me.

Google say this is a bug and they're trying to fix it.

Yeah, right.

I say, pull the other one it's got fucking bells on it.

+++Update+++

In the interest of fairness, if any of my readers outside of the UK would like to try the same searches via their country's Google, I'd be interested to know if they differ from mine ;-)

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Bonkers Gordon Caption Competition

Global Warming The REAL Bedtime Story

via The Big Yin @ freedom2choose


Act On Co2 : It's all just an act

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Lesbians! Ed Balls? Surely Not!

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The mind absolutely fucking boggles.

I wonder if Yvette Cooper knows about this?

+++Update+++

Due to a high volume of hits from this site
it appears that someone has removed the link above.

So, here's a new one ;-)