Fire Up The Quattro

I wasn't going to be arsed to get involved with doing my version of the Labour Party own goal Gene Hunt Cameron poster bollocks but after seeing an excellent image by TractorStats, I couldn't resist.

Lawson has been on the case too, with an excellent post on the Labour own goal saga, which included these great images .....

Or how about this one, sent in to me by Gareth Phillips.......

One thing is for sure, Gordon Brown is certainly no Gene Hunt.

More like a gene cunt.

Literally.

For fuck's sake will someone fire up the Quattro and run the cunt over.

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GOT to be released 7am this morning

BREAKING NEWS

Gotty's in Cookham Wood Prison, Old Holborn is already on the case and planning to spring him soonest, more news as and when we get it.

Latest, Cookham is a young offenders prison and was a temporary stop over, he's now in Blundeston Cat. C, Lowestoft.

Update, have to sign off for a while as I've got to give OH a lift up to Suffolk on the back of my motorbike.

Gotty's gone missing, something about Black Helicopters. I found this picture he had stolen from Bunker Street dropped on his floor, I think it was something he was going to work on next, looks like the Cyclops Clan have had a change of plan with their next Poster Campaign.

Cadbury's Creme Eggs: How Do You Eat Yours? +++Updated+++

These are just a few ideas that I came up with

but I'm sure that you can do much better ;-)

I'll check back at the end of the day

and knock up some more ads for the best suggestions.

Happy Easter!

+++UPDATE+++

Here's a few more, following some
excellent suggestions in the comments ....

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I Am Not Worthy

I'm really not.

Unbelievably, this humble blog seems to have completely failed in its attempts to be truly islamaphobic. Rather shockingly, despite previous posts such as this, this and this, GrumpyOldTwat has completely fucking failed to get on this list.

Yes. That's fucking right!

I am just not FatwaWorthy.

To say that 'I'm disappointed' would be an understatement. How can this be? Surely the fact that I detest British Muslim Fanatics freedom fucking terrorist muzzie cunts, is patently clear. Now, obviously, I'm not suggesting that all Muslims are terrorists but I can say that all terrorists are most certainly Muslim.

Perhaps that's where I'm going wrong.
I'm just being too fucking fair and balanced in my opinion.

Fuck it!
Why isn't G.O.T. on that list?

Perhaps the comments just aren't abusive enough.
Any chance of some help here?


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GrumpyOldTwat Outed

There are only five people that know the true identity of the person that is behind the GrumpyOldTwat. Or so I thought. However, it appears that someone I know and thought I could trust, has let the 'twat out of the bag'.

They know who they are.

I ain't too fucking chuffed either.

Well, I guess it had to happen sometime but even so it's a bit of a pisser all the same. I dare say that you will all eventually discover it for yourselves.......if you know where to look.

In the meantime, I'm off to carry out some damage limitation and to consider my blogging future.