BBC Twitter Twats

BBC staff, sometimes “tweeting” up to 20 times a day during work hours, have been sending thousands of Twitter messages – even though the tweets twats don't appear to be reaching anyone.

I shit you not . . . you just couldn't make it up.

The BBC Radio 2 site, which gathers “tweets”, from presenters such as Chris Evans, Jonathan Ross, Alan Carr, Claudia Winkleman, Richard Madley and Simon Mayo has no followers.

The BBC Radio 5 Live site, which gathers "tweets" from the likes of Victoria Derbyshire, Richard Bacon and Jonathon Agnew has just two.

Tory MP and former Home Office minister Ann Widdecombe said: “This seems like a very odd use of time, particularly as the people tweeting are paid by the licence payer. It is yet another example of the BBC not understanding that it is funded by the licence payer.”

Rather amusingly, in reply, a BBC spokesman said: “Social media websites are an effective way of engaging with our audiences."

Twit tweet twat!

What about "BBC Arabic", I hear you ask. Well it has 2,250 followers but, rather entertainingly, that site appears to have been duplicated with one called "Arabic BBC" which has just 122 followers.

Yet another example of BBC bollocks . . . but why should they care though? It's our money that they're pissing up the wall, time and time again.

They just don't give a fuck.

Government Speak Word Game

Harriet Harman Harperson has recently used the made-up word of "wellderly" to describe the "well elderly" whilst banging on about a move to axe retirement a 65.

This prompted 'HeadsonPoles', a regular commenter here, to drop me a line with this suggestion, "What about a competition to do the same to describe, say, a member of the Government such as "funt"...."

Sounds a fucking excellent idea to me, some new and totally unflattering words to describe lowlife MPs and their associated Government departments.

Let's have some fun;-)

Here's mine (sexist bitch)

Suggested in the comments by
OldRightie

Airport Scanner Porn

Barack Obama releases pornograhic nude family photos
and, by all accounts, it won't be long before
Gordon Brown gets in on the act too . . .

via ukwebspider


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Give Me Fucking Strength

Not only are the taxpayers footing the bill for all the low life chav scum to sit on their fat arses watching "I'm 48 stone, pregnant and looking for love", on daytime tv, whilst stuffing their faces with pizza and chips while guzzling cans of Stella, it appears we will be paying for their phone calls too.

From the 18th January mobile phone calls to around 70 of the DWP 0800 numbers will be free.

Yes, that's fucking right!
Mobile phone calls to claim benefits will be free.

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Yvette Cooper, said: "We don't want people who lose their jobs or the poorest pensioners to be penalised when they need to claim benefits."

Is it just me or is anyone else already walking around topless?

As I said . . . give me fucking strength.

Jenson Button Sings

Direct from his cock pit, the F1 World Champion brings us

"Songs from Inside My Helmet"

via the gif bearer

Blinky Balls Memory Loss

Ed Balls has announced today that his department will give £25,000 to Kids in Museums (where the fuck do they keep getting all this money from) to carry out research asking for families' experiences on family tickets. Blinky feels that the days of a family ticket, being defined as two adults and two children, are numbered. Balls also goes on to say, "What parents don't want from government is for us to tell them how to be a good parent or a good family . . . "

I'm sorry, run that by me again . . . .
"What parents don't want from government is for us to tell them how to be a good parent or a good family . . . "

Oh really?

What about this from just 3 days ago? 
Children's Secretary Ed Balls has defended plans to force home-educating parents to register with their local council . . .

Short term memory loss or just a lying fuckwit.

You decide.

+++Update+++

Ed's long term memory ain't too fucking hot either ;-)

Hitler - The Drinking Game

"Bailey's liqueur should be mandatory, because

The Holocaust concludes with necking a Jew's brain."

My first thought was  . . .  what the fuck!

My second thought was  . . .  what the fucketty fuck!

Here are some of the rules.

You have got to be shitting me, right?