Thursday, 12 November 2009

David Dimbleby Replaced on Question Time

+++Breaking News+++

Dimblebore is to be replaced on tonight's BBC Question Time by John Humphrys because of this incident.

You couldn't make it up.

Please leave your best one-liners in the comments ;-)

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

MTV

Oh for fuck's sake!

How many more titles is this unelected, self gratifying, power crazed shit stain going to give himself?

Meet the new Minister for Information who is set to make history as the first minister to make weekly televised briefings.

Welcome to Mandeslon TV.

I can hardly fucking wait.

+++EXCLUSIVE+++ Gordon Brown OS

Gordon Brown's computer operating system has finally been revealed. It's no wonder that our under funded, under supported Armed Forces are losing personnel hand over fucking fist . . .

Oi, Prime Mentalist!
Stop this phoney war now you unelected, pant pissing, illiterate, warmongering, global gonad gobbling, rectal easing, widow making piece of shit.

I'm sick to fucking death of seeing you and your droopy eyed fizzog prancing around the 'world stage', performing in yet another platitude-a-thon, in a vain attempt to find someone somewhere that would be head fucked enough to befriend you. You sure as hell haven't got any friends left, back here in Broken Britain, have you?

Bring our troops home.

Now.

You cunt.