Gigits Halloween Video

I thought that the Halloween Monsters of Mandelson, Brown and others, that Gigits has been doing this week, were so excellent I decided to produce a video which included them all . . . .

A Gigits Halloween
by GrumpyOldTwat

If you haven't seen the originals yet, pop over and have a look HERE. The descriptions that go with each Monster are well worth a read too.

Google Search of the Week

I have seen many weird and wonderful Google searches, on my sitemeter, which have resulted on the searcher landing on my blog. However, the latest one just has to be one of the best that I have ever seen:

fucking hell im so fucking pissed off for gods sake im fucked off bastard bitch and cunt hole

Unsurprisingly I appear to be 'top of the shop' for that one:

Good to see that I haven't lost my touch then ;-)

Barack Obama Beer

Two Boys, Aged 10, Arrested For Rape

If true, the rape of an 8 year old girl by these two young boys must be a terribly harrowing experience for the poor young girl and her family.

But how the buggering arseholes
does a 10 year old boy get a fucking lob on?

Answers on a postcard please to:

Baron Peter Benjamin Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council,
The House of Lords
London
SW1A 0PW

Imitation Police. Genuine Cunts.

Yet more proof that PCSOs are a pointless waste of money

Figures recently released under the Freedom of Information Act have shown that over the last 12 months there were 60 PCSOs, working in the South Worcestershire division of West Mercia Police, which cost the tax payer over £1 million.

So, how many fines did they issue?

None.

Not one single fucking ticket has been issued by any of those 60 plastic cops in the last twelve months. Not one single fixed penalty notice for offences such as dog fouling, littering, cycling on a footpath, traffic violations, graffiti, fly posting, drugs & alcohol offences, throwing fireworks, shoplifting or being drunk and disorderly.

Fuck me!
South Worcestershire must be fucking crime free nirvana.
Let's all move there!

Or is it that your common or garden PCSO is just a useless, lazy,
does fuck all for 15 grand a year, plastic fucking pig?

'ello, 'ello, ello, nothing to see here

unless you click the image to enlarge it

Grumpy Old Twat Halloween Video

Labour Monster Mash
by GrumpyOldTwat

New Hatchet Job On Nasty Nick Griffin

Following hot on the heels of the CassetteBoy version, here is the latest piece of video wizardry mocking the Nick Griffin appearance on BBC Question Time . . . .