Wednesday, 24 November 2010

The EU. What's In It For Me?

Oh for fuck's sake! Do you really need to ask?

Well apparently the EU have decided that, yes, we do need to know and have launched a brand new website which tells us it's "A No-Nonsense Guide for UK Citizens to what the European Union Delivers." Really? Excellent! So we can look forward to seeing detailed accounts of how much of our fucking money they're pissing in the wind, without giving a flying fuck about the sovereignty of the UK, then.


Sadly no, and as already mentioned at Muffled Vociferation and All Seeing Eye, the new site is nothing more than pure propaganda. Yet another attempt by The European Commission to brainwash Britons into how much they are benefitting from EU membership.

Like laying to rest all those important myths such as "Brussels rules mean that tightrope walkers have to wear hard hats" and "Politically correct EU will stop bingo callers using the terms “Two fat ladies”. What the fuck!

And I thought the sub section they have about how to reduce blood pressure was particularly ironic, considering the fact that the EU gravy train is one of the main reasons mine is so fucking high. I haven't come across any plans, as yet, on how the EU plan to quell my boiling piss though.


However, there is one small ray of sunshine peeking through the dark clouds of EU domination that are are hanging heavy over the UK ... the new webshite does mention that "This is your chance to tell us your stories about any aspect of the work the EU and Commission do, so get in touch now."

Go on, you know you want to ;-)

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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

The Must Have Christmas Toy For KIds This Year

Well, when I say 'must have', I mean that your kids 'must have' a penchant for a board game that includes a plastic dachshund which produces fluorescent yellow shit, every time they squeeze the pump action handle. What the fuck! And who says that Germans don't have a sense of humour.

And the name of this game?
Kackel Dackel. I shit you not.



Goliath Games have got previous when it comes to producing kids' games that include an unsavoury discharge .... this is one of theirs too!
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Revised Emergency Statement From The Irish Prime Minister

This revised Emergency Statement, from the office of Taoiseach Brian Cowan, supercedes all other previous statements appertaining to 'The Bailout of Ireland' and related matters.

Issued  23rd November 2010 at 08.30hrs +1

"I am making an official 'Euro wide' appeal for everyone to donate as many seed potatoes as you possibly can, so I do. Check behind your sofas, under your beds, at the back of your cupboards and inside your sheds. We're feckin' desperate, so we are.

Bejesus! It's an emergency! Ireland is totally broke, so it is. We need to go back to our roots and grow as many feckin' potatoes as we can, then sell them all back to the plantation owners, so that we can clear our debt (again), so we can.

Please email your seed potato pledges to me, directly, at:
briancowanisthebastardlovechildofgordonbrownandfrankcarson@vanrompuy.eu
and I'll get back to you asap, so I will. Might be a few minutes though ... I'm just trotting off to the bog .... must be something I swallowed"

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Monday, 22 November 2010

Why Haven't We Seen This On British TV?

Muslims Against Crusades protesters running riot on the streets of London. Disrupting yet another homecoming parade of British Troops who have recently returned from Afghanistan. This time it's 1st Battalion of the Royal Anglian Regiment who are being attacked and abused by British muslim fanatics.

Why the fuck isn't all this stuff being reported on the BBC and the wider British MSM? Why is it that only the Russian and Amercian broadcasters are covering this? They must be wondering why the fuck we aren't doing anything about this total disrespect for our British way of life.

Watch it all to the very end and then tell me they're not fucking laughing at us!


Who the fuck is responsible for keeping this outrageous and sickening behaviour out of the British Press? Come on people, wake the fuck up, this is REALLY happening on our streets and someone, somewhere, is hiding it from us all. If they're not going to broadcast it then it's up to us ... spread it far and wide, tell everyone you know to watch it ... especially all the XFactor junkie generation who need to have their fucking eyes open to what's really important to the future of this country!

Or am I just wasting my fucking breath?

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Sunday, 21 November 2010

The Euro Isn't Working

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Andy Burnham Fail On Adam Boulton Show

Did anyone else see Andy Burnham on the Adam Boulton Sunday Show, being questioned on the Pope's decision to allow condoms in certain circumstances? I thought it was a classic case of someone not engaging their brain before opening their mouth ...



Saturday, 20 November 2010

Politictionary© : A Brand New Political Game

I've just invented Politictionary© ... an exciting(?) and very simple game where I post a description of a political figure of note, which I have found within a blogpost or its comments, and you have to try and guess who it is. More than likely it'll be an unflattering but accurate quote (IMHO) about some fuckwit or other connected with politics but I'm sure you'll get the general idea.


Ok then, so here's my first offering:

"Simply put, he's a politically correct halfwit who doesn't know what he's letting himself in for. He'll ignore the warnings, scream "racist", and in 20 years time, when he's getting old, he'll suffer at the hands of those he defended against those who warned him."

So, who do you think it is then?

Yes, yes, I know ... you want the answer now and you can't be fucked to try and guess who it is ... in which case I might as well tell you now then ... I found the quote in amongst the comments here.

Hmmmm, on second thoughts Politictionary© isn't really that exciting is it and it's just too fucking simple for words when you can go straight to the answer without even having one single guess. In fact, the more I think about it ... the more I realise that Politictionary© is no more than a glorified 'Quote of the Day' kind of thing.

Oh well ... 'twas fun while it lasted.

Perhaps I should just stick to posting stuff like this then ....


... which Dr Unbewachter emailed in to me after spotting it on EBay recently?

*dunno*
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