This revised Emergency Statement, from the office of Taoiseach Brian Cowan, supercedes all other previous statements appertaining to 'The Bailout of Ireland' and related matters.
Issued 23rd November 2010 at 08.30hrs +1
"I am making an official 'Euro wide' appeal for everyone to donate as many seed potatoes as you possibly can, so I do. Check behind your sofas, under your beds, at the back of your cupboards and inside your sheds. We're feckin' desperate, so we are.
Bejesus! It's an emergency! Ireland is totally broke, so it is. We need to go back to our roots and grow as many feckin' potatoes as we can, then sell them all back to the plantation owners, so that we can clear our debt (again), so we can.
Please email your seed potato pledges to me, directly, at:
briancowanisthebastardlovechildofgordonbrownandfrankcarson@vanrompuy.eu
and I'll get back to you asap, so I will. Might be a few minutes though ... I'm just trotting off to the bog .... must be something I swallowed"
and I'll get back to you asap, so I will. Might be a few minutes though ... I'm just trotting off to the bog .... must be something I swallowed"
14 comments:
Hahahaha...
As an aside, I just spent £25 on a potato vodka called Chase, which won the "best vodka in the world" prize.
Irtish take note, this is an English vodka, and was made in England with English potatoes. Eat your hearts out lads!
Saw this bloke on tv last might. I admit my ignorance - i don't know anything about him. Immediate reaction? Useless tosspot small time politician. Am I wrong? *DONT_KNOW*
"<span>Useless tosspot small time politician. Am I wrong?" < Nope, you hit the spud right on the head ;)
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"<span>potato vodka called Chase" < </span>Keep that away from Brian Cowan! He already seems to be drunk in charge of a minor EU country ;)
hahahaha, like it. Fucking spud faced chancers
Have some sympathy for the bloke.
Imagine having to go through life with a face like that as well as being thick and stupid.
Nice one Gotty ...
I've taken the liberty of forwarding this to someone whom I know reads this Blog .. and whom I think might find it interesting and/or useful ...
He is the face of The EU. Ugly, self-righteous and rich from fiddles and corruption. Still The Irish voted for him and his beloved Lisbon treaty treachery, so why are we borrowing to pay for them?
Doesn't seem to have bothered Gordon Brown....
Would you be wantin' any driveways tarmacking?? There are lots of people over here who could help you out, so they could....
' ... <span>so that we can clear our debt (again), so we can ... '</span>
Tsk, tsk Twat! You've quoted the man 'out of context'. He actually said: ' ... <span>so that we can clear our debt (again) ... wid de help of dem focken bastards de mordering English, so we can.'</span>
TREE POINTS O GUINNESS OR OIL TUMP YA
nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone cunts
No worries but that does sound intruiging .... ;)
Top of the morning to ya drunken Irish tossers
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