Kerry McCarthy Fail (Again)

Kerry McCarthy, the dozy, brain dead, twittering, ex twatter tsar of twatting New Labour has been at it again. This time the electoral law flouting fuckette (what the fuck happened about that anyway) has tweeted this picture to her 6,200 followers:

Regardless of whether you think Cameron is or isn't a wanker you'd have thought that an honourable MP would have erred on the side of caution, before twatting an image like that around the internet.

Some might say that she's quite simply stupid or others that she's just displaying the typically arrogant attitude, that all 'members' of the Westminster Village seem to possess these days.

Me?

She's a cunt and so are all the cunts that voted for her.

Postal Vote Results For Bristol East. What? Already? Surely Not! +++Updated+++

Looks like Kerry McCarthy the twitter twat tsar has already, and apparently illegally, published some postal vote results online via her twatter account.

Kerry's tweet has now disappeared. No change there then.

However, the results were also tweeted on the official Labour Party twitter feed too and when I last checked, at 17:09, it was still there.

Here's a screen grab of it just in case it disappears:

Guido is reporting that Bristol Electoral Services are looking into it as a matter of urgency and the Bristol Police have now received a complaint regarding breaches of Electoral Law.

The week just gets better and better.

A resignation in the offing perhaps?

Or maybe something even better........

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Or

Ellie Gellard @BevaniteEllie

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Top Tory Bloggers See The Light

A group of right-of-centre bloggers have today announced that they are withdrawing their support for the Conservatives, and are to put their support behind the Labour Party and PM Gordon 'Colostomy' Brown.

Speaking at a joint news conference, bloggers Iain Dale, 'Tory Bear' and 'Dungeekin' stated that they were changing their allegiance in response to the 'profound and meaningful campaign tactics' of Labour Minister David Wright MP.

More here . . .

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I Just Haven't Got A Clue What To Do

**Update**

Here are the revised lyrics, courtesy of Conan the Librarian . . . . 

Aah, aah 

You better beware, you better take care
You better watch out if you've got long black hair
He'll come from behind, you go out of your mind
You'd better not go, you'd never know what you'll find

Aah, aah
You look in his eyes, don't be surprised
If you don't know what's going on behind his disguise
Nobody knows where Darling goes
He'll steal your money out from under your nose

Does anyone know the way, did we hear someone say
We just haven't got a clue what to do
Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way
To Block Buster!

The cops are out, they're running about
Don't know if they'll ever be able to Block Buster out
He's gotta be caught, he's gotta be taught
'Cos he's more evil than anyone here ever thought

Does anyone know the way did we hear someone say
We just haven't got a clue - ow!
Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way
To Block Buster!

Does anyone know the way did we hear someone say
We just haven't got a clue what to do
Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way
To Block Buster!

Aah, aah, aah, aah
Buster, Buster, to Block Buster!
Buster, Buster, to Block Buster!
Buster, Buster, to Block Buster!...

It's Snow Fucking Joke

Oi, Highways desk jockey jerk offs!

Pin your fucking ears back.

We don't all live within 6 fucking feet of a motorway or drive a big fuck off 4 x fucking 4. When the fuck are you twats going to get your act together and clear the sodding snow off the roads so that I can get back to work and earn some fucking money!

We're not all work shy twatting teachers you know. Some of us REALLY do want to work.

Twats!

Weetabix

I went to buy a box of Weetabix.

What a fucking performance!

1. I don't like shopping
2. I don't like supermarkets
3. What's fucking super about them
4. I don't like change

First of all I have to avoid all the morons tear arseing around with their trollies - where's the fucking fire! Nobody told me that Tesco are on the F1 Grand Prix calender. 

Then there are the kids, those snotty nosed little shits with no manners whatsoever, who just seem to do and say what the fuck they like. Its no wonder when you see their chav mothers, in velour shell suit bottoms, trying to decide how many cans of vodka Red Bull to buy. Those Katona lookalike bitches make no fucking attempt to restrain those twatting little Whitney, Britney and Shitney bastards. I fucking hate 'em, mainly because those brainless tossers have got loads more money to spend than I have because they're all on fucking benefits!

Coffin dodgers!

Dithering about the place whilst conducting a master class in how to be frugal.

Have you ever seen them buying one rasher of bacon, half a sausage and 3oz of tripe? At least they don't need bog roll - they're still using a commemorative copy of The Daily Telegraph that was published the Sunday after

The Titanic sank!

Finally I get to the breakfast cereal aisle! No shit!

There must have been ten different types of fucking Weetabix on those shelves.

What the twatting, bollocksy, fuckwank is going on here?

I just want an ordinary box Weetabix!

Weetabix Gold

Gold? Gold what? Is that why it's so fucking expensive.

Weetabix Organic

Please don't tell me it's got cow shit and sheep piss in it.

Weetabix Fruit & Fibre

If we needed a good shit we'd have had a curry last night.

Weetabix Minis

Fuck me, they make small cars out of this stuff now.

Anyone seen one on the road?

I bet they're fucking useless in the wet!

Weetabix Bitesize

What tosser decided how big a bite is then?

Kids bite? Adult Bite? Love Bite, Fucking dog bite?

Weetabix Chocolate Crisp

A kids birthday party feast all mixed up together in a bowl.

That's sure to make the little bastards puke all over their Wii.

Weetabix Honey & Nut

For fuck's sake put honey on your toast, like any normal person and scratch your nuts whilst your eating it you tossers!

Then there's all the cheap shite Tesco versions

and the Oat-a-fucking-bran-a-nutri-wank-a-flake versions.

Don't even start me on

Cornflakes, Ready Brek and Special K.

Talk about a head fuck!

Weet-a-fucking-leave-it-as-it-was-you-tossers-

I-don't-like-fucking-change-you-twats-abix.

Ahh, at last, that's the one I'm after!

Just need to go through the checkout now

(tell you about that another time).

What-a-load-of-twats-abix!