Kerry McCarthy Guilty Of Electoral Fraud

Many of you will remember a post I did back in April about Kerry McCarthy illegally publishing postal vote results online, via her twatter account, a week before the General Election polling day. The results were also tweeted via the official Labour Party twitter feed ... here's a copy of a screen grab that I took at the time:

One of the regular commentors, here on G.O.T., helped me out by complaining directly to Avon and Somerset police at the time and, after nearly 6 months he has finally received this reply:

Dear Mr xxxx


Your communication regarding Ms Kerry McCarthy MP


I understand that you have expressed concerns or made a complaint about Ms McCarthy prematurely posting the results of a General Election postal ballot on Twitter. I hope you will accept our apologies for the delay in our response to you. As you would expect we had to carry out a thorough and complete investigation into this matter and it was further complicated by the need for it to be referred to a Special Case Team of the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) in London who have specific responsibility for deciding on investigations involving the electoral process and operate completely independently of the police.


However, the case is now concluded and the CPS have advised that Ms McCarthy should receive a caution from Avon and Somerset Police. This took place at a Bristol Police Station today 25th October 2010.


Your sincerely


DS Terry GREENHOW
Economic Crime Team
Avon and Somerset Constabulary

Oh for fuck's sake!

I don't know about anyone else but I hardly think that a caution is sufficient for someone who is obviously guilty of electoral fraud, do you? Why should Kerry McCarthy, once heralded as the Labour Party Twitter twatter tsar by the pant pissing unelected prime mentalist, be allowed to sweep such a serious crime under the carpet like this.

Help spread the word and let as many people know about this outcome as possible and, in the meantime, you might like to have your say in the comments below.

Go on, do your fucking worse, you know you want to ;-)

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That Kevin Pietersen Tweet

In case you missed it, here is a copy of the Kevin Pietersen tweet that he wacked up on twitter earlier today. It has since been hastily removed due to the expletive he used when announcing he'd been excluded from the England cricket Team T20 and 50 over One day squads, to play against the match fixing Pakistan team.

Get over it Kevin, you big girls blouse, your current form is a bag of fucking shite. So fuck the fuck off and don't come back until you've earned the right to play for England again, just like every other fucker has to.

That is all.

Always Happy To Help Another Blogger

"Make me feel ashamed. Make me feel humiliated. It's the only option!"

Oh .... ok then ..... if you insist.

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especially if you want to read the Twitter updates ;-)

Kerry McCarthy Fail (Again)

Kerry McCarthy, the dozy, brain dead, twittering, ex twatter tsar of twatting New Labour has been at it again. This time the electoral law flouting fuckette (what the fuck happened about that anyway) has tweeted this picture to her 6,200 followers:

Regardless of whether you think Cameron is or isn't a wanker you'd have thought that an honourable MP would have erred on the side of caution, before twatting an image like that around the internet.

Some might say that she's quite simply stupid or others that she's just displaying the typically arrogant attitude, that all 'members' of the Westminster Village seem to possess these days.

Me?

She's a cunt and so are all the cunts that voted for her.

Ed Balls: Have Your Say Part Deux

Do remember this post the other day, where we discovered that Ed Balls YouTube channel had 'comments on' and no moderation? Well there's another nice little opportunity to 'have your say with Ed', all you need is a Twitter or Facebook account.

He's out on the hustings and has been posting on his TwitPhoto page this morning. Once again, the comments are on and there's no moderation (will that totally out of touch twat ever learn?). Here's my comment on the lastest photo.....

Why not have a go yourself here.

Go on, you know you want to ;-)

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Postal Vote Results For Bristol East. What? Already? Surely Not! +++Updated+++

Looks like Kerry McCarthy the twitter twat tsar has already, and apparently illegally, published some postal vote results online via her twatter account.

Kerry's tweet has now disappeared. No change there then.

However, the results were also tweeted on the official Labour Party twitter feed too and when I last checked, at 17:09, it was still there.

Here's a screen grab of it just in case it disappears:

Guido is reporting that Bristol Electoral Services are looking into it as a matter of urgency and the Bristol Police have now received a complaint regarding breaches of Electoral Law.

The week just gets better and better.

A resignation in the offing perhaps?

Or maybe something even better........

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Or

Ellie Gellard @BevaniteEllie

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Gordon Brown's Facebook

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

I see that Gordon Brown is all set to launch a Government Facebook-style interactive service on Monday. So what the fuck do you suppose this new social website 'socialist webshite' should be nick named then?

I just can't seem to make my twatting mind up......

I dare say that the twatting twatter tsar will be twatting sycophantic tweets about it at some point or other but, in the meantime, TheEye has all the sordid details of Gordon's latest drug induced scheme to pry on our every move.

I'm off to sit in a dark corner where I can bang my head up the wall whilst sucking my thumb and cuddling my teddy bear.....
until the bar opens at six ;-)

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Top Tory Bloggers See The Light

A group of right-of-centre bloggers have today announced that they are withdrawing their support for the Conservatives, and are to put their support behind the Labour Party and PM Gordon 'Colostomy' Brown.

Speaking at a joint news conference, bloggers Iain Dale, 'Tory Bear' and 'Dungeekin' stated that they were changing their allegiance in response to the 'profound and meaningful campaign tactics' of Labour Minister David Wright MP.

More here . . .

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#Kerryout Another Planet

hat tip Dazed and Confused @ WE4 Productions

BBC Twitter Twats

BBC staff, sometimes “tweeting” up to 20 times a day during work hours, have been sending thousands of Twitter messages – even though the tweets twats don't appear to be reaching anyone.

I shit you not . . . you just couldn't make it up.

The BBC Radio 2 site, which gathers “tweets”, from presenters such as Chris Evans, Jonathan Ross, Alan Carr, Claudia Winkleman, Richard Madley and Simon Mayo has no followers.

The BBC Radio 5 Live site, which gathers "tweets" from the likes of Victoria Derbyshire, Richard Bacon and Jonathon Agnew has just two.

Tory MP and former Home Office minister Ann Widdecombe said: “This seems like a very odd use of time, particularly as the people tweeting are paid by the licence payer. It is yet another example of the BBC not understanding that it is funded by the licence payer.”

Rather amusingly, in reply, a BBC spokesman said: “Social media websites are an effective way of engaging with our audiences."

Twit tweet twat!

What about "BBC Arabic", I hear you ask. Well it has 2,250 followers but, rather entertainingly, that site appears to have been duplicated with one called "Arabic BBC" which has just 122 followers.

Yet another example of BBC bollocks . . . but why should they care though? It's our money that they're pissing up the wall, time and time again.

They just don't give a fuck.

Kerry McCarthy MP Twitter Czar

#kerryout.net

Launches 4th Jan 12pm

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Mail Online Reinstate Advertising . . .

. . . on THAT article. You know the one.

G.O.T. Twats Twitter Tsar Twat

A couple of days ago I thought it only right and proper that I should welcome the new Twattering Twitter Twat Tsar, Kerry 'suck my way up Labour's greasy pole' McCarthy, by sending her a Grumpy Old Twat twat.

Actually this was the second one that I sent, just to make sure that the deletion of the first one I twatted wasn't some kind of 'technical' problem on her part. No, sure enough, this fucker disappeared too.

Good job I took a screen grab of it then, eh ;-)

Imagine my surprise then, when Kerry 'Madame Moderation' McCarthy, became a follower of my Twitter Twatter twattings about 5 minutes later!

Typical Labour Party. They censor the fuck out of the bloggers in any way they can but they just love to know what the fuck you're up to.

Twitter Twats!

Twitter Twatter

Twitter, the micro blogging site, had to suspend accounts belonging to 33 celebs last week after a hacker managed to hijack them and leave false information about their owners.

The Britney Spears 'attack' was the best one that I could find . . . 

"Hi Yall!  Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth"

Bloody hell. Imagine that.

It'd be like waving your arm around in a warm room surrounded by barbed wire . . . 

. . . and you'd have to strap a plank to your arse, in case you fell in.