Saturday 6 November 2010

Freedom Of Speech


So ... let me get this straight then.
It's perfectly OK to display something like this on the streets of Britain ...


or this ...


or even this ...


but you just try displaying something like this on the side of your van ...


and it's a whole different story:



Hmmm ...
I wonder where that leaves us with painting national flags on women's crotches then?


Free cans of 'Fuck Me' deodorant go to TheEye and Microdave, for their contributions ;-)

37 comments:

Joe Public said...

And on the the other side of their van they advertised those Australian brake pads "Stop ya Bastard"

PS Maybe they should re-christen the engine-starter as "Start ya Basterd" and point out that the revised spelling can't 'offend' anyone as it's a made-up word.

All Seeing Eye said...

<p>Made up words, Joe? Worth a go. "fcuk" seemed to make it on to a thousand shirts too, with the explanation that it's a brand name. 
</p><p> 
</p><p>Bet it was some jobsworth PCSO being a (as we say in the van-painting trade) a 'cnut'.
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microdave said...

If you're going to paint a flag, at least make a proper job of it.

That ought to "offend" a few muslims...

sadbutmadlad said...

Not forgetting the case of the person who stuck up a sign in his window that said "Get the lot out" about the criminals in parliament being told it's racist because he wrote it using the colours white, blue and red.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1270230/Pensioners-red-white-blue-election-protest-poster-branded-racist-police.html

Anonytwat said...

A motor factors round my way (*&* Motor Parts) have some of their vans painted with the word "Parts" changed to "Prats", and nobody seems to mind...  A bloke I used to know changed the logo on the side of his "company" van to read "British TelecoN" - it was ages before one of the bosses noticed!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>Bet it was some jobsworth PCSO being a (as we say in the van-painting trade) a 'cnut'" < LoL ... So 'Start Ya Cnut' should be fine then ;)
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>the revised spelling can't 'offend' anyone as it's a made-up word" < so telling plod to 'fcuk off yer cnut' should be fine too ;)
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

That paint has dried too quickly .... there's a crack in it! < I'll fetch my coat ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Thanks for the link ... had forgotten about that one ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>changed the logo on the side of his "company" van to read "British TelecoN" </span><span>< fucking priceless!</span><span>
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Captain Haddock said...

That's not a crack Gotty ... its an axe wound ... ;)

Captain Haddock said...

Should have used some Gold & Green lettering too .. That way, you can piss-off a much wider audience ... :-D :-D :-D

Captain Haddock said...

Reminds me of a bloke I used to work with, who swapped the letting on the bonnet of his 4x4 around, to make it read .. "Ronge Raver" .. 

GrumpyOldTwat said...

An axe wound? It can't have been John Hirst this time then ... she's far too young ... and still alive ;)

microdave said...

Unfortunately "Tiaf Andap" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, so that's me stuffed...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Hey, this could be fun ... how about the Ford iCrap?

microdave said...

I DID try and post one that wasn't too graphic!

Anonymous said...

Should have the green and white crescent mate.

Anonymous said...

M'learned Lord decided thirty fucking years ago that "NEVER MIND THE BOLLOX" was not "offensive" and could thus be displayed in advertising, on T-shirts and other media. That alone should be enough for said motor trader to send those Unter-Police PCSOs on their way, wankers.

Captain Haddock said...

The reasons why its OK to display the sort of material shown in the photos, is because Plod is shit scared of intervening ..

They & their so-called "Management" are scared fartless of the Muslim population .. but they're not scared of offending us ..

It aint rocket science .. look at how long it took to put that bent bastard Dizaei away & as a poster elsewhere pointed out .. Officers in Greater Manchester Police probably knew just what a bent shit the Sgt who had SMG's in his possession was .. but were too scared to say anything, in case they got labelled "Waaaycist" ...

Captain Haddock said...

Neither is this "offensive" .. otherwise, they wouldn't be permitted to market it ...

http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/index.html?beerid=58


The firm concerned in this case should challenge Plod to take them to Court .. I bet I know who'll bottle out first ..

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Old Bill have become total cunts. No fucker that I know has any respect for them whatsoever.

Captain Haddock said...

Absolutely .. and they need to be told to wind their fucking necks in ...

Bring On The Revolution said...

Says everything you need to know about what a fucking shit hole of a "Cuntry" Britain has become, The old Bill are just a bunch of complete, total and utter Muzzie luvvie bought and paid for Labour Leftie mult-fucking-cultural/diversity-fucking-awareness CUNTS. Revolution NOW, hang all the utterly useless traitor politicians and round up all those filthy stinking Muzzie terrorist mass-murdering cunts and shoot the whole fucking lot of them as well and UESSR can go fuck itstelf with it's "Human fucking Rights" act as well that has been an unmitigated disaster for this country with it's vile manifestation that is the sight of the Muzzie cunts waving those vile placards on BRITISH soil. AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I'm so angry with all those Liberal leftie Guardianista cunts that have so fucked our country up Gotty!!!

microdave said...

The Toyota OGAY....

I'm sure gotty can work his Photoshop magic on this picture.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>I'm so angry with all those Liberal leftie Guardianista cunts that have so fucked our country up Gotty!" < You and me both!
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Bring On The Revolution said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327056/Gang-Asian-sexual-predators-jailed-grooming-girls-young-12.html

Why the fuck can't we just shoot dead or burn alive these vile evil Muzzie Paki Paedophile scummy cunts?? The sooner ALL Muzzies are got fucking rid of the fucking better!!!!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

The name of *that* beer ... funny as fuck! Must be good too ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Piece of piss! I'll fire up the photshop ;)

Bring On The Revolution said...

I know, just what the fuck is this country becoming and just how bad does it have to get before the brainwashed masses finally say enough is enough??

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Neither the Fat Poof or Lord Fondlebum of Boys ever leave home without one ... apparently ;)

Howard Golder said...

I'm not sure if I should say I like your posting about Freedom of Speech, because I find the implications of these pictures nauseating. It was very well done though, and I just hope someone does something about this sort of thing before we are swamped by nutters. I was so taken by your posting that I've done 4/5 tweets on Twitter (@Howie_Babe) using your link. 

GrumpyOldTwat said...

If we keep 'shouting' and spreading the word enough, then maybe, we can persuade the XFactor generation to wake up and smell the coffee before it's too fucking late! Thanks for your efforts Howard and keep spreading the word ;)

Muuurty's Ghuuurst said...

I suggest the Motor factor chappies get a couple of laminated pics of the protesting camel jockeys (especially the ones with Plod standing there doing fuck all)and stick them beneath their van logo.

In the name of fairness and balance and all that shit.

Caratacus said...

Plod, of course, are noted for their fairness. Here is a picture of a policeman being fair, open-minded and anxious to appear even-handed at all times....

Captain Haddock said...

It is Gotty .. I can recommend it ...

Its exactly what it says on the label .... :-D :-D

banned said...

Do you suppose they will recieve the prison treatment usually reserved for nonces ? :-D