Shit Caption Competition

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Stunning Cunt Performs Cunning Stunt

What a total cunt this man is.

The very next day after he blagged his way through 'his evidence' and lied his fat fucking face off about how he did everything in his power to help the armed forces, he just happens to pay a visit to our troops in Afghanistan. "I've planned this visit for some time", says the lying, deluded, bullying, unelected, blood stained, bell end cheese taster.

Well I say he's a lying cunt and this is yet another pathetic example in a long fucking list of pathetic examples by a sad, lonely, drug dependent, talentless, out of control, power crazed, shit stain who will do anything, and I mean anything, to try and 'win' votes.

Even laugh in the faces of dead troops' bereaved relatives.

I repeat.
What a total cunt this man is.

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Gordon Saves The World But Who Is Going To Save Us

Gordoom Brown has stated that he has saved the world.

This actually makes some sense.

Whilst he is still Prime Minister of this country, stumbling around from fuck-up to fuck-up wearing his Y Fronts outside of his 'troosers', he is leaving the rest of the world well alone.

Therefore, for the time being, they are safe.

We, however, remain completely and utterly fucked!

Being fucked is one thing but now Lord Mandy Meddlesome has started shoving his agenda in through the 'back door', it won't be long before we are all completely buggered as well.

Now that will fucking hurt!