Friday 5 November 2010

Thank Fuck It's Friday And It's Bonfire Night

Fuck Guy Fawkes!
Who the fuck would you really like to see on top of that huge roaring bonfire tonight ... burning it's way to nothing more than a pile of ashes? Who would you love to see strapped to a big bastard rocket and fired off into oblivion? Whose arse would you like to see with a large, fuck the fuck off, roman candle rammed into it ... with your lighted match hovering around their blue touch paper?

Here's a few popular choices for 21st centuary 'guys' that have appeared in one of today's papers. It's a good start but I'm sure we can come up with a huge and definitive list can't we? And feel free to send in a few more pics if you have them ;-)

Have a great bonfire night!






Free packet of sparklers to Microdave for sending in the scans of the 'guys' ;-)

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20 comments:

Biffo said...

Only flagged it as a piss-boiler because those dorks WON'T actually be on top of a bonfire tonight. BTW - who's the last one? DOH - just realised, it's Jordon - I thought it was Caroline Flint at first. Could I add Gordon, Tony & Peter Mandelson to the list, also Jack Straw, both the Millipedes, the HOC dwarf John Bercow, Tango Man Hain, Chris Huhne, the Information Commissioner & Adam Whatsit - ex Northern Rock? A BIG bonfire is needed.

Dave said...

All of the above, plus the fat screeching cunt on the "go compare" advert. Glad Cherie has already been seen to, so to speak.

BRICKBAT said...

CLOWN MOUTHED QUEEN CHERRIE FUCKING (BOOTH) BLAIR AND HER FUCKING CHILDREN HUNG DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND EATEN BY PEODOS IN A  GARY GLITTER THAI CURRY =-X
THE MOST VILE,GREEDY AND EVIL WOMAN EVER TO WALK ON THIS PLANET
i feel sick(that faaking thing would eat her own kids)she is filthy and disgusting
BRICKBAT 
WITCHFINDER GENERAL
AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCKING EVIL FUCKING SOCIALIST THING IS  IT >:o

Captain Haddock said...

Anyone who either can't (or more likely) won't live within the Laws & social mores which have been good enough for the indigenous population of this country for the last 1000 years ..

My message to them is FIFO .. Fit In or Fuck Off ...

Captain Haddock said...

I'm sure we can also find a nice warm spot on the fire for this fucking waste of genetic material ..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326906/Hate-preacher-Abu-Hamza-wins-human-rights-bid-UK-passport.html 

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

My ex-boss.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

My ex-boss.

Bring On The Revolution said...

<span>Sergeant Mark Andrews...That vile cunt MOST DEFINITELY deserves to be put on top of a bonfire, also that thieving Liebore cunt by the name of Woolas and all other Politician traitors, EUSSR cunts, all the Muzzie cunts and all the Pikey chav scum as well! Burn in hell the fucking lot of 'em!!!!</span>

Bring On The Revolution said...

I'd love to shoot dead that filthy stinking bearded raghead parasitic Muzzie cunt!!!

banned said...

The fat fucker extraordinaire JOHN PRESCOTT for attempting to build over middle England in the green belt to accomodate his Moslem illegal friends  while, more successfully, ripping apart working class communities in the north with his monstous Pathways scheme. His lardy arse would burn as a beacon of hatred for decades.

Captain Haddock said...

Fuck me, Banned .. if you set fire to that fat bastard .. you could keep 1000 pensioners warm for 6 months .. and you'd probably be able to see the flames from all that lard being rendered down, from space ..

Bring On The Revolution said...

Totally agree with you Banned. I fucking hate that Prescott "Two Jags" Muzzie/Pikey Luvvie Socialist fuckwit of a CUNT!!!!

Caratacus said...

Brilliant Captain. I've got this overactive imagination and the thought of Prescott, head down, arse up + wick inserted in the appropriate orifice (gloves please) is making me feel all warm already.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Honestly, you lot make me feel positively pure.

Can I watch?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Honestly, you lot make me feel positively pure.

Can I watch?

BRICKBAT said...

WHEN YOU SEE THE GELDOF TALENTLESS  THINGS
THEM FUCKS (MONSTRISCI)= CUNTS))CANNOT EVEN SHOW THEIR FACES ON THIS FUCKING EARTH
AAUF DEM JAGD
MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN  ARE FUUCKING CHAVS

BRICKBAT said...

THROW  US ON THE FUCKING FUNERAL PYRE YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

Captain Haddock said...

Compared to me .. you very probably are pure ...  :-D :-D

Bunni said...

Hi Gotty!  I hope you had a fun bonfire night.
I'm sure you know who I would nominate for what you wrote about...hee hee!
I won't say though, because I'll be mysterious.
Great pics.  Plus, I agree with the nominees of your commentors, esp.
sixtypoundsaweekcleaner...hee hee!   =-O

Caveadsum said...

Dave, I hate that fat screeching cunt - burn the bastard!