I can't even be fucked to say thank fuck it's friday, this week, but I do have a mish mash of twattery that I'd like to share. Most of it has boiled my piss, no fucking change there then, but I'll start with something which should be far more entertaining:
• It's that time of year again where we can all get our votes in for the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award ... fuck that! It'll be much more fun getting your votes in for the Cunt of the Year Awards 2010 instead. There's even five different categories to have a go at ... so, if you fancy a bit of cuntishness, you can vote for your 2010 cunts HERE.
• I hesitated before posting on this because the cunt really doesn't deserve the oxygen of publicity but he's really making my piss boil this time. Flaunting everything that he's been buying with the benefit money that we've all earnt for him. The axe murderer has been filming himself for YouTube again.
• The islamic arsewipes that are building a mosque, only two blocks away from the Ground Zero site, have applied to the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation to secure federal funds set aside for post 9/11 rebuilding projects.
• An elderly lady lies on the tarmac twitching and moaning slightly. So, when asked for assistance, Tesco do everything they can to help the poor woman in distress ... right. Nope. What a wretched country we have become.
• I thought Cameron said that we all had to pull together to reduce the enormous budget deficit that's going to burden the UK for generations to come. Presumably when the spineless, chinless, gutless, duplicitous dickwipe says 'we' he actually only means us. Why else would this sort of thing still be going on then!
Fuck it! Fuck the the fuckers who are intent on fucking us all 'til we're fucked. I'm off to tackle industrial quantities of red wine with an occasional interlude to bang my head up the fucking wall and clamp a bag of frozen peas to my bladder region.
Meanwhile ... I'll finally leave you with this ...
Meanwhile ... I'll finally leave you with this ...
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26 comments:
A fellow Eagles fan eh? Guess you're not all bad after all!
(Oh - and thanks for the plug)
General twattary and madness run wild
Have a good weekend Got - Worlders
I can no longer afford the 'industrial quantities' of Plymouth Gin and Pussers Rum that I used to consume but I am drinking a little cheap wine as I type so I offer you my best wishes for the weekend,
PS: The Eagles were shit.
I hope more of this happens - http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/westmidlands/2010/11/ten-conservative-councillors-in-the-east-riding-are-deselected.html
The arse-wipes that think it a good idea to advertise for a climate change pathfinder officer should be next lot of people to be de-selected. Or better still de-leted.
Sorry, it wa me who posted the last comment.
Bernard "Bootiful" Matthews has died ..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333263/Turkey-tycoon-Bernard-Matthews-dies-aged-80.html
Apparently, the family have decided on a cremation (Gas Mark 6 for 3 hours) .. the traditional Ham sandwiches following the service will be replaced with Turkey "Twizzlers" ...
OK .. Ta .. that taxi is for me ...
Songs included "Gobble Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash...
And when asked where he came from and what his intentions were, Bernard replied, "Norfolk 'n' good"....
Room in that taxi for me Captain?
Songs included "Gobble Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash...
And when asked where he came from and what his intentions were, Bernard replied, "Norfolk 'n' good"....
Room in that taxi for me Captain?
"BRITAIN TRAPPED UNDER TWO FEET OF GLOBAL WARMING BULLSHIT"
bernie... gorn booootifuuuul! no loss there thenI'm not eatin anything from norfulk farms anyway but his views on reconstituting all waste products would lead me to worry he was going to be minced and formed into morseld for kiddies to leave on the side of their plates!
The more the merrier mate ..
We could talk the driver into stopping for Oggies & Chips .. Lol
While I'm in a posting links mood:
http://newsthump.com/2010/11/26/bernard-matthews-farms-announce-burgers-made-with-real-bernard-matthews/
bloody good link, we need more stuff like this, people power working, :-D "Kick out the bloodsuckers mothafuckers!"
Ta for the link Grumpy
Cunt Of The Year looks promising, here's a candidate for Journo CotY, Robert Webb in the Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/8163605/Rage-is-rife-in-the-lawless-land-of-the-internet.html
"on forums, all over the web, you will find a class of self-important dweeb, hectoring everyone else... " fucking wanker.
"Self-important" ? The cunt spends the first 4 paragrphs of his post talking about himself.
"The other problem with seeing the internet as a lawless frontier is that it validates stealing"
Yes, like this pic I stole from his paper even though they disabled saving by right-clicking, twats.
LMFAO. I was feeling a little 'down' until I read that Haddock.
Many thanks for a spirit lifting laugh.
Further to the rise and rise of muslims, did you know that half of Leicester has voted to convert Buckingham Palace into a mosque?
The other half want it turned into a licensed brothel where white child prostitutes can be properly trained and supervised.
To which Mrs Matthews replied ... "wear the fox 'at" ...
No probs WG ...
Always good to see another "Pusser's" drinker here ..
This pillock is so inflential & such an opinion-former .. that I'd never heard of him before your post, Banned ..
I agree .. He's a cunt ...
Sounded tasty to me until I saw the fat content - sheesh.
The police are investigating his death - apparently they suspect fowl play...
'Licensed', oh good, does that mean there will be booze?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333537/SPECIAL-REPORT-Asian-gangs-schoolgirls-sinister-taboo-.html
Just shoot the fucking filthy stinking Muzzie Paki Paedophile scummy cunts! Job done, simples!
It must be very gratifying for the multi-culti crowd that Derby schoolgirls, have been so taken by ethnic diversity, community cohesion and inclusivity that they did not reject being given a good time ('ice cream and nice meals') by lads from the Asian community. Imagine the horror if one had declared "Fuck off Paki paedo! =-O ".
This fucking shit hole of a "cuntry" gets worse by the fucking day! We have a whole generation of brainwashed by the Muzzie-luvvie "Mustn't upset the Muslim-fucking-community" multi-fucking-cultural Guardianista lefties fuckwit youngsters that urgently need to be re-educated and enlightened by the truth of what these ethnic Muzzie cunts really are!
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