Showing posts with label one eye. Show all posts
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Thursday, 30 April 2009
Thursday, 19 March 2009
It's A Puppet!
NuLabore Twat Toys are proud to present this one eyed, snot gobbling, lardy arsed, pant wetting, fingered puppet.As worn by Lord Meddlebum of ManMuncher.
(Well I heard he's partial to putting his hand up his arse anyway, apparently.)
Pull the cord and 'Gordoom the Goofer' shakes violently whilst uttering a selection of well know phrases such as "It's not my fucking fault I tell you", "I'm a useless unelected pant pisser", "I ate 3 SnottyBix for breakfast", "I love lardy cake so much that I'm turning into one" and of course the phrase that everyone loves to hear, "I'm Gordoom the Goofer and I'm a complete cunt".
Comes complete with a spare pair of dry troosers, an interchangable brown finger and a rose tinted glass eye.
Only available until Spring 2010.
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