Saturday Captions : Fuck EU Edition

Is it just me or does Angela Merkel look like she's sporting a humungus bogie, in this photograph? Or maybe it's a wispy moustache and the German Chancellor just forgot to shave that morning? Either way, fuck knows what David Cameron is discussing with her, in Brussels yesterday, but I'm sure you'll have some pretty good ideas ;-)

Click pic to enlarge and examine Merkel's top lip ... urrrgh!

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BBC In A Spin . . . Again

This from the Sky News, website this morning . . .

Tories Livid Over Lack Of 'Smeargate' Apology
Senior Conservatives are reported to be furious that Gordon Brown has still not apologised to the people smeared in the Downing Street email scandal.

And this from BBC News, on their website this morning . . . 

Tories Demand Slur E-mail Apology
The Conservatives are continuing to demand an apology from Gordon Brown for e-mails sent by a former adviser which discussed smearing senior Tories.

Laurel & Hardy

Saw this photo of Laurel and Hardy

and thought it would be ideal for a caption competition.

Add your own pithy and offensive captions

via the comments link below.

I'll start you off with:

"For fucks sake darling, some of your bullshit has just flown into my eye!"