NUS Students Set Up A Self Pity Blog

What the fuck!

Some friends of the fire extinguisher wielding 'attempted murderer' have set up a blog where we can all show our solidarity for the actions of the rioting students. Apparently the mood was good spirited, with chants, singing and flares ... and shit.

Well that's alright then ... so let's have a look at the huge list of names who are supporting this bollocks so far, shall we:

Mark Bergfeld, NUS NEC

Sean Rillo Raczka, Birkbeck SU Chair and NUS NEC (Mature Students’ Rep)

Vicki Baars, NUS LGBT Officer (Women’s Place)

Alan Bailey, NUS LGBT Officer (Open Place)

Kanjay Sesay, NUS Black Students’ Officer

Matt Bond, NUS Disabled Ctte (Open Place rep)

Michael Chessum, Education and Campaigns Officer UCL SU

Jade Baker, Education Officer Westminster Uni SU

Cameron Tait, University of Sussex Students’ Union President

Nathan Bolton, Campaigns Officer Essex University Students’ Union

Clare Solomon, ULU President

Jim Wolfreys, UCU NEC

Dr Marion Hersh UCU NEC and Scottish Executive

Alex Gordon, President, National Union of Rail, Maritime & Transport Workers (RMT)

Lee Hall, playwright ‘Billy Elliot’

Hilary Wainwright, Transational Institute

Alex Callinicos, Professor of European Studies King’s College London

So was it one of those fuckers that threw the extinguisher then?

Who knows but TheEye has much more on this story and he ain't too fucking chuffed.

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Message To Hellesdon Hospital Norwich

Oi! Hellesdon Hospital in Norwich!

Will you stop wasting tens of thousands of pounds, of tax payers' money, on these 'Sit and Slim' vibrating Miruji chairs. Just how many of these fuckers are you intending to buy, using our cash, at £5,000 a fucking pop anyway? 

On second thoughts, I don't want to know, I'm trying to keep the blood pressure down today. Oh, and don't give me all that bollocks about how much cheaper they will be compared to forking out £15,000 for some fat fuck or other to have a gastric band fitted instead.

Fuck the chairs, fuck the gastric bands ... just tell all the fat bastards to get up off their lardy fucking arses, get some regular excercise and stop filling their gargantuan gut buckets with pizzas, pork pies, takeaways, coca-fucking-cola and any other junk shite they've been shoveling down their gullets. That way they'll save money, we'll save money and the fat twats will get shot of all that fucking lard they're carrying around.

Now get back to work, fuck the chairs off, fuck the gastric bands off, and re-direct our money to pay for much more vital resources, that will benefit the more deserving people who really are sick ... and not just self-fucking indulgent, tardy blubber mountains.

I thank you.

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BBC Give Your Licence Fee A Lift

Let's refresh our memory with a quote from the BBC TV Licence Fee website:
Spending your licence fee
"Most of the new savings will come from being smarter and sharper about how we run the BBC. The savings we generate are being reinvested in high-quality content and new technology for the future."


Now, you probaly already know my feelings about the 2010 World Cup following a recent subtle hint but even so....... what the fucketty fuck is this then:

It's the BBC Football World Cup Studio and it's cost the licence fee payer over a million quid to perch that fucking flat pack box on top of a hospital in Cape Town. All of the BBC live studio coverage will be based there even though most major matches, including the final, are being played 1,000 miles away in Johannesburg.

What the fuck!

And the best bit?

In addition, the BBC have pissed thousands of pounds more, up the wall, because they've especially installed a lift so that their 'star' presenters don't have to climb an extra 3 flights of stairs. Yes that's right, cosseted  thick as shit windbags commentators such as Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, Alan Hansen and Lee Dixon will be using the purpose built penthouse suite lift so that they don't have to mix with the general public riff raff who will be using the stairs.

Then there's the 295 wankers staff they are sending out there for 6 weeks, double that of ITV, and they've even bastard well shipped over an open-top bus to use for *sings* we're all going on a ... summer holiday etc outside broadcasts. Oh, and let's not forget the block booking for 45 key staff at Cape Town’s Mandela Rhodes Place hotel, where rooms cost up to £500 a night!

I'd say that statement at the top of this post isn't worth the fucking keyboard it was typed on. Come on Cameron, sort this fucking useless bunch of cash haemorrhaging bum fuckers out once and for all.

Scrap the Licence Fee now!

That is what you said you'd do isn't it?

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Diane Abbott Fail

It never ceases to amaze me how some of these 'official Labour publicity photos' manage to slip through the 'press officer' net. I'm glad they do though ;-)

Take this latest example from Diane Abbott's own website ....
says it all really.....

Feel free to add your own suitable caption in the comments.

Meanwhile my thanks to Woman On A Raft for sending this one in and while we are on the subject of that money wasting cash cow, the London 2012 Olympics, I recommend a visit to an excellent new site.... Unofficial Olympics ..... it has all you need to know about what's wrong with London 2012 ;-)

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Facing The Cuts At The BBC

Yet another BBC fuck up, which unsurprisingly involved pissing licence fee payers money up the wall, has been spotted in the Daily Star by Microdave. He tells me that the original logo caused a great deal of cuntsternation ;-)

click image to enlarge

Revised logo can be found here

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BBC Taking The Piss . . . Again

£11,000

on a leaving party for one of its executives.

Not to mention the

£4 million

pension pot to go with it.

Un-ber-fucking-lievable

Mandy Gets the Decorators In

Lord Meddlesome has wasted even more of our taxpayers money by deciding to have his office redecorated AGAIN. Makeover Mandy, not content with the £20,000 already daubed on his walls prior to taking office, has spunked out another 57,000 of our precious pounds to have his Whitehall wank palace re-tarted.

Fuck me! (no not you Mandy)

The fucking nerve of the extravagant twat is beyond belief.

Frittering away our money on his turd polishers paradise whilst telling the jobless to fuck off to Europe and get work.

Incidentally, taxpayers have now forked out over £390,000 in the last year so that the man munching Meddlesome and his junior ministers can relax in luxury at the Department for Business Enterprise and Regulatory Reform.

'Changing Rooms', my fucking arse!

Rantiest Rant of the Day

Just read this Jeremy Clarkson piece posted by The Screech.

I suggest you do the same, it's good and it contains the 'Rantiest Rant of The Day'!

Incidentally, as you probably already know, I'm not the biggest fan of Jeremy Twatson and his Twat Gear ensemble.

Used to love it. Not anymore.

It's turned into yet another waste of our Licence fee.

As much as it hurts me to admit it though, I damn well fucking admired The Twatson for having a go at Gordoom, the one-eyed fat fuck. Credit where credit is due, I say.

Anyhow, back to the real point in hand. I love a fucking good rant and I equally enjoy reading other fucking good rants too. So here, in my humble opinion, is 'The Rantiest Rant of the Day' courtesy of The Screech:

Jesus H Christ! What is it lately with all these uncalled for defenders, coming to the defence of someone they think needs defending without even asking those who they think need defending if they actually want defending? Just fuck off!!! Oh and before you go, pass me the scotch on ice and don't let the door hit you in the back of the head on the way out.

Fucking nice one!

That's the fucking way to have a damn good rant.

Let the fuckers have it with both barrels.

Twats! 

Bush Says Brown Does

Here we go again!

George Bush has decided to throw money at the American car industry.

What a waste of fucking money.

If the American financial sector weren't such a load of fucking robdogs then their fat, burger loving countrymen would be able to afford to buy a car.

Sound familiar?

Pound to a pinch of shit that Gordoom follows suit.

Why wouldn't he?

Twat follows twat.

The British car industry was fucked years ago but that won't stop Brownfinger pissing cash up the wall to help out all the other countries that build cars in this country.

It's a fucking disgrace!

Pair of twats!