Friday 24 September 2010

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 11]


Yes! Thank fuck for that and I can finally get down the local tonight for a few pints and a decent bit of pub grub. Mind you, I don't think I'll be swinging by The Golden Fleece Inn at Tremadog, for a burger, anytime soon.

After watching this highly informative documentary, which has now been banned by YouTube, you can probably see my point .....



Look out for the dog at the end of the film ..... says it all really. Priceless!

Incidentally, this isn't the end of the 'shittiest burger in Wales' story, there's much more to tell. Watch this space for the next installment ;-)



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53 comments:

Oldrightie said...

This old picture of my wife was never meant for public exposure, Gotty. You might care to visit another English wife!! Well, it is Friday.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2010/sep/17/panayiotis-lamprou-portrait-wife-photography

Captain Haddock said...

Hmmm ...

Amittedly, the Burger itself didn't look particularly appetising (but then I don't like Burgers anyway) ..

There are however a few things which trouble me about this clip ..

Firstly, the "reporter" gave (to me anyway) a definite air of being furtive, by the way he kept looking around him ..

Secondly, he made no effort to speak to staff concerning his dissatisfaction with the food, at the time ..

Thirdly, he ate part of the meal but again without making his complaint known to the Management before the time he left the Pub ..

I'd be interested in knowing whether, or not he actually paid for the meal .. in view of him asking in the clip .. "no refund ? ,nothing" .. If he wasn't satisfied .. why did he pay ?  

I'll will be watching further installments with interest ..

Anonymous said...

He is fortunate indeed if a burger causes him to have a nervous breakdown. Most people have more serious matters to boil their piss with. Many folk would be happy to swap worries with him wer'e it possible.

Anonymous said...

Dog doesn't look too happy either. Seems too preoccupied to worry about the burger.

Captain Haddock said...

In keeping with today's theme .. here's my contribution .. :)   :)

microdave said...

I'm frustrated.....

Craig said...

Sod the burger, I know what I'd put between those baps on the top picture.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she's expecting something to rain from above. I'd give her a good showering of sticky fluids. Open wide!

Lexander said...

My barmaid's tits are even bigger. And the burgers are bloody wonderful as well. Something about the "reporter" in the clip ensures I would like to ram a fist or two in his gob. Toodle pip.

Harbinger said...

G.O.T.

Like Captain Haddock I have serious issues with this video.

Firstly he should have gone in and spoken to the management about a refund and not gone in with his camera and putting him on the spot like this.

Secondly believe it or not although a member of the public and in a place for the public, a pub is a private property and permission would be needed to film within under the discretion of the management. He shouldn't have done what he did, putting these people on the spot, on YouTube, who had done nothing wrong whatsoever.

It seems that there are far too many busybodies and interfering cunts who now use their mobile phones to shame people who have done nothing wrong. So what of the burger was shite? He should have taken it back and discussed an alternative meal or a refund instead of just walking in to the pub like a Charlie Veitch mouthing off about the worst burger in whereever.

I have to say that had it been my pub, I'd have knocked the cunt out and shoved his camera so far up his arse he'd need to have it surgically removed.

There's a time and a place for naming and shaming people and this most certainly wasn't that time. I think he's done an incredibly mean and spiteful act by doing what he did. Arsehole!

Caratacus said...

That poor bloody dog - that was probably Take17 and he's thinking, "not again for fucksake...".

With Captain H + Harbinger on this one. This specimen looks and sounds like someone who is used to chucking himself about and generally intimidating people. It's amazing how quiet they can be after they've been nutted and are looking around for a hat to gather their teeth in.

GV said...

I'm another party-pooper.  Yes, the surroundings looked disgusting and the burger looked inedible but the chap also seemed to be looking for trouble and wouldn't be placated.  I think it's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Having said that, I wouldn't eat there if you paid me.

Here's another one for the boys:

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GV said...

Oops!  Never mind, you'll just have to imagine it ;)

Caratacus said...

Further to the above - just been listening to the guys receiving their bravery awards for deeds which they dismiss with traditional self-deprecation.

And this cunt is moaning about a fucking burger. Christ almighty, after a few hours on escape + evasion he'd be eating any bastard thing put in front of him. Cunt.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

<span><span>Fuck me! There's a few opinions there that I wasn't entirely expecting. However, when all said and done that's the best fucking thing about this blog ...... freedom of speech ..... and the right for anyone to offer their opinion without fear of moderation or deletion. Long may it fucking continue!   
  
As for me, in the first instance I thought it was all rather amusing but it appears that maybe I will have to stand corrected on this occasion. In the interests of fairness I have emailed the guy concerned and offered him the right of reply but, without going into too much detail, he may not be able to because of recent legal proceedings (which I was already aware of before this post) relating to a further development in this story .... more than that I cannot say.   
  
Have a great weekend all :-D :-D </span></span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

There must be some mistake OR, I got my Pigsy to pose for that just this morning ;)

After following your link I (obviously) clicked on the picture only to be confronted with a woman whose front lady garden bits appeared to be much larger than her boobs. What the fuck's that all about then ? ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Oh yes! Come to daddy ;)

Captain Haddock said...

I was interested in this because I witnessed a similar incident earlier this summer ..

A Lady friend & I were eating in the garden of a Pub/Restaurant which we've used on numerous occassions & at a nearby table were a woman, her husband & what were obviously their two grandchildren ..

The woman (who was a loud type) was making a song & dance about the Chilli Con Carne and the service to anyone who would listen and generally making life unpleasant for the teen-aged waitress ..

The young lass obviously mentioned it to the Landlady, who came out to see what was going on ..

The woman said nothing to the Landlady .. but when her back was turned, continued to rant noisily .. eventually (to the relief of all in the garden) they paid & left ..

The Landlady came out again & asked us what was said .. It would appear that the party of 4 had turned up at opening time (5.00 pm) asking for food .. when told food wasn't available until 6.30 pm, the woman then went "into one" & was determined to criticise everyone & everything ..

Whilst it is accepted that one can't please all of the people, all of the time .. there are well established ways of resolving problems like this .. but it would seem that in neither case were these taken up ..

Have a good one yerself Gotty .. ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

How frustrating is that! So close but yet so far .... aarrgh!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yep! That's damn frustating too ;)

Henry Wood said...

Oh dear, GOT, you have let your site down with this vid. I come to your site every day after reading the headlines just to cheer myself up and get a bit of a laugh at life and some of the twats in it. I'm afraid the "reporter" in this vid is nothing more than a twat of the highest degree, just trying to make a "name" for himself over nothing at all.
Beware, GOT, it's time you started looking gift vids in the mouth!

Harbinger said...

You don't have to explain the legal proceedings because it's obvious to all what this man has done. He will think twice about putting up recorded information, of a privately owned establishment, on YouTube where he decides to attack innocent bystandards all for a laugh on YouTube. Bad mouthing an establishment like that really is bloody stupid and worse of all, the video evidence is there for the prosecution and the jury to see when it goes to court.

The fucking moron will be wishing that he'd kept his phone/camera switched off and paid the bill for a shit burger and pissed off for the simple reason that it would have cost him a hell of a lot less than what legal proceedings will. And he'll deserve everything he gets because of the way he behaved. It was spiteful, malicious and overtly aggressive.

What a fucking idiot. I've no sympathy for him atall.

Bucko said...

I'm sorry but the guy in that video was a twat. He may have had a genuine concern about the burgur but the way he went about it was totally cuntish (Is that a word? It is now).
I worked in pubs for years and sometimes people complained about the food. Some of them got a replacement meal for free. Some of them got a replacement meal but still paid for it. Some of them politely got told to fuck off. He would have been ejected from the building and any resistance would have had his burger replaced with a knuckle sandwich.
It's just about how you complain.

I have to add, nice tits.

Conan the Librarian said...

He's a wanker.

Henry Wood said...

You know, GOTty, I've just watched this again and if you think anything about the reputation of your site you should honestly remove this video. All he does is act like a big twat of a girl's blouse: he blows in to the bar or wherever, threatening them all they are going to be on "Facebook". Has this "reporter" twat got a Facebook page? I'd like to see it and make a comment to the twat!
As the landlady (or whoever it was he first confronted) with his "complaint" said, he should have said something when he was eating. Precisely! The twat went out that day with his video camera to "make" a documentary about poor anything and he did not care where or how he found it. He is a twat and anyone publishing his video is a twat! GOT it TWAT?

microdave said...

The guy's already admitted he's in the shit - look at the comments on EyeTube...

Now it's past the 9PM watershed here's a better version of the clip I posted earlier:

GrumpyOldTwat said...

The legal proceedings have nothing to do with this video.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I thought I was being gracious in my comment above, and expected (obviously mistakenly) that it would be accepted with the same grace that it was given.

For fuck's sake Rohen, do you really think I'm going to delete it? Give me some credit you fuckwit. Oh, and ten out of ten for spotting that I'm a twat .... that really must have taken some working out.

Harbinger said...

GOT,

Well if the pub management's got any common sense they'll sue (something I normally disagree with 100%) because he really acted like a nasty individual. While that's his liberty to do so and I won't deny that, it should also be these people's right to be nasty back and why not through a court?
When you look at the poor woman having a seat, who obviously cooked him the burger, he immediately has a go. She really did not deserve it. The burger was more than likely some economy shite from some frozen food store, but considering that pubs are closing down around 2.5 a day, the wanker's lucky to find a pub these days.

Don't remove the video GOT. It's your right but you got a right telling off from your followers LOL. What a twat you are, but then you are a Grumpy Old Twat so I'm just stating the obvious.

Have a nice weekend!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Don't you fucking patronise me. I can't fucking believe that you'd think I 'd even consider removing it.

Caratacus said...

Fuck me - they're kicking the arse out of this a bit. Thing I like about your site Gotty is that you don't give a fuck. Long may it continue... Don't take any notice of my second comment above, outraged mode was on - Oh, you didn't take any notice... plus ca change

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I read every single comment that I receive and always take notice of them all. No need to apologise .... that's your opinion on the story and you're entitled to it. That's what we're all about here ;)

However, others would do well to remember that questioning my basic integrity is not a fucking good road to wander down.

Houdini said...

Well I think the bloke is a total cunt and was looking for a gripe and excuse to go and threaten to 'expose' the pub, probably thinking he was going to be the next internet sensation and sweary, nasty little cunt version of Egon Ronay. He failed with me and many here.

That being said, it was quite funny seeing the fucking slop jockeys cower and GOT was right to publish, and it is up to HIM whether it stays or not. Any cunt who doesn't like it is quite within their rights to fuck the fuck off and have their own, cunt of a whiner free, free zone.

Now stop fucking maoning you bunch of cunts and just enjoy what looks like real tits and a bloke making a cunt of himself while trying to make a cunt of others.

Cunts.

Houdini said...

Well I think the bloke is a total cunt and was looking for a gripe and excuse to go and threaten to 'expose' the pub, probably thinking he was going to be the next internet sensation and sweary, nasty little cunt version of Egon Ronay. He failed with me and many here.

That being said, it was quite funny seeing the fucking slop jockeys cower and GOT was right to publish, and it is up to HIM whether it stays or not. Any cunt who doesn't like it is quite within their rights to fuck the fuck off and have their own, cunt of a whiner free, free zone.

Now stop fucking maoning you bunch of cunts and just enjoy what looks like real tits and a bloke making a cunt of himself while trying to make a cunt of others.

Cunts.

Harbinger said...

Oh Grumpy, that handle on your backs getting so incredibly large it acts like a wind turbine and seems to turn all on its own..... ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Back's .....

Henry Wood said...

Aye well, it's half past three in the morning, I'm drunk as a skunk on Nelson's Blood, but I still say, *AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS! OH YES!" I still say all videos on your site are maybe sancroscant or summik but that should still not stop you kicking off a TWATTING KNOB END WHO COMES ALONG FOR THE FAME AND GLORY!!! That bungling burger bastard was a Kunting Twat of the First Degree!!!

Just show the Kunt up and Kick the Twat OFF!!! There is a first time for everything! Oh Yes! Show them you're not proud and you CAN make mistakes like the Twatting mistake you made yesterday with allowing burgermeister to soil your shite - sorry I mean site!

KICK THE TWAT TO KINGDOM CUM AND THEN GIVE A WEB SITE WHERE WE CAN TELL HIM HE IS THE MIGHTIEST TWAT OF TWATS TO EVER APPEAR ON THE GRUMPY OLD TWATS TWATTING SITE!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

*yawn*

Actor said...

Oh me oh my. You bunch of cunts have been had

Actor said...

Cunt, twat, knob, reporter(really pissed myself at that one), nasty, bastard, furtive and all the fucking rest of it. The reality of it. Dad of three, happily married husband of one, best pack leader any dog would wish for, former probation officer, driftwood artist, and last but not least, an excellent, and your kind words are the proof of it, ACTOR.

Despite every thought going through your heads right now, remember this, you've been had. Oh the events were real enough but I wasn't serious for a single second of it.  Furthermore, all of you now shouting at your monitors, "fuck off you cunt it was real and you are a cunt", are and always will be keyboard cocks. Try getting out there and living this life by doing things you really will remember until your dying days. This is my fourth film(piss-take) and thanks to your comments, rants, slurs I intend to make the next one as good as this one. WHY? Because I can.  

Actor said...

oh and you'll notice I haven't liked my own post like some pure breds do. WTF

Actor said...

thanks for signing your name at the end

Actor said...

the dog was fucked because it had just spent 3hours in the hills. I'm training him to be part of the mountain rescue, search and recover team. Hope we come across you one day when all your teeth are fucking lying around your broken skull after your fall.

Actor said...

well it aint possible is it? you'd have to get off your fucking arse to do that

Actor said...

well it aint possible is it? you'd have to get off your fucking arse to do that

Actor said...

well it aint possible is it? you'd have to get off your fucking arse to do that

Actor said...

"placated"..............posh twat

Actor said...

"escape and evasion"? just got back from the brecons have ya? Tell andy McNob I say hello.

Actor said...

you've liked your own post and call me a twat. carry on

Caratacus said...

Thank you! My days of accompanying Royal Marine MLs up and down bloody hills are long past... thank christ. Maybe you'd let me cook you a proper burger old son?

Caratacus said...

Well done! You are a very good actor. You acted like a cunt to absolute perfection...

Houdini said...

Well if yiu are an actor you are now acting like a self important, self congratulating fucking wanker. If it was real, you're a fucking prick, if it wasn't, you're still a fucking prick.

Either way you are a cunt.

Harbinger said...

That was an act was it?
Really? The problem is that if it was an act then normally the other people involved would know it was an act and hence they wouldn't be feeling like shit you made them feel.

Agree totally with Houdini - you're a prick either way. What a role model you must be to your children with shite like this? I only thought knob ends in their late teens and early twenties would do something as malicious and vindictive as what you did, regardless whether it was an act or not. I've been proven wrong. Kids have an excuse, you don't.

And yes, "either way you're a cunt."