Tuesday 2 November 2010

Un Jour De Noir

"Today we open a new chapter in a long history of co-operation
on defence and security between Britain and France"


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27 comments:

RantinRab said...

I fucking hate that cunt. 

The Grim Reaper said...

Well, I have my theories on why Call Me Dave has capitulated in this way.

Other than that, I think it's absolutely appalling. Though no doubt someone will soon be along to tell me that I've "misunderstood" the whole thing or something. I love being talked at by apparatchiks...

Gildas said...

I refer to my recent post
"RIP Defence. Tonight I shall eat some cheese, scratch my arse, and surrender"
:'(
What, I wonder is that whirring sound? Oh I know, it's Nelson and the Iron Duke, revolving in their graves.
:'(
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The whole point of French diplomacy for 1000 years has been the destruction of England. >:o  At least the Prussians fought with us at Waterloo. 

One good point. our "squaddies" will, if forced to inter act with their boys, will kick seven shades of shit out of them every Friday night.  
Go on boys! >:o     

Bring On The Revolution said...

Also Mr Cameron has made us rely on the French in the defending the Falkland Islands, what an utter fucking Traitor!!!

Caratacus said...

Don't know if anyone else has seen this picture ...

Seems appropriate somehow, in the circs.

Cameron
Untrustworthy
Naive
Twat

Gildas said...

Breaking news. Cameron signs defence pact with Kara Tointon ('er off Strictly Come Dancing). 
Some good news, I suppose. i'd rather be fucked by her than the French  *DONT_KNOW*

microdave said...

"<span>Untrustworthy  
Naive  
</span>
TRAITOROUS
<span>Twat"</span>

And to think that many bloggers are throwing in the towel, because they don't find the new lot as anger making as the old????

Joe Public said...

At least Ann Widi appears to have some Balls.

Norman Spack M.D. said...

When the French call out the Army to deal with their rioters and strikers do our boys get to have a go too?

Caratacus said...

I stand corrected md. A CUNTT he is (shades of Bruno Tonioni off Strickly - "SSSScotttt". Eyetie twat)

Captain Haddock said...

There's only one type of decent Frenchman .. A dead fucker ..

And as for their military, the fact that the best part of it is the Foreign Legion tells you all you need to know ..

Captain Haddock said...

"At least the Prussians fought with us at Waterloo" ...   

Quite right "C" .. nowt wrong with the old Prussians, their Junker Korps had it dead right .. The senior German officers in WWII who were influenced by the Junkers were the first to be eliminated by Hitler .. because they were professional soldiers & not political "toadies" ..

Take a close look at British Military uniforms (with the exception of the RN) .. they're all based on the Prussian "Waffenrock" style ..

Have a close listen to the music played by the Bands of the Household Division .. pure Prussian, in fact, one March favoured by the Scots Guards is actually called "Prussian Glory" .. 

Gildas said...

Quite right, and historically accurate. The anomaly of the 20th century (no, I am not defending the nazis - my dad fought them) should not blind us to the fact that really, since 1066, it is the frogs what are the historic enemy.

Captain Haddock said...

Can you also imagine the potential for disaster in the world's most dangerous environment ..

The Flight Deck of a "Carrier" at Flying Stations .. with French pilots operating from a British platform, the scope for linguistic misunderstanding is beyond belief ..

And the Frogs will no doubt insist that they have their own Deck Crews operating too .. The Frogs are particularly well noted for their adamant refusal to communicate in English ..

Not often you'll hear me say this .. but I actually feel sorry for the poor bloody "WAFU's" drafted to any jointly-operated Ship ..

oldrightie said...

A despicable and disgraceful idiot.

microdave said...

As Ms Tointon suffers from dyslexia and has only just managed to read her first book, she's probably not too sure what she's signed for. Unlike Camermong who knows EXACTLY what he's doing.....

And I wouldn't mind being fucked by her, either - Kara that is, NOT Widdecombe....

Captain Haddock said...

Indeed .. my own late father served at sea with the Fleet in WWII as RM Gunnery crew (later Corporal) on HM Ships Ramilles & Superb ..

But .. the Junkers were eliminated precisely because they despised the Nazis & what they stood for .. and fought internally against the formation of the Waffen SS ..

As you say, the French are historically and always will be our enemy ..

Unlike Belgium & the Netherlands .. France can never forgive us, or be grateful for the fact that we had to rescue them from German hands .. twice, in living memory .. that sticks in their throats ..

That pompous arse DeGaulle was happy enough to scuttle over here to safety in WWII .. but he hated us for that ever after ..

FFS .. they still haven't forgiven us for using Joan of Arc as a BBQ ...  ;)

Caratacus said...

And it was the French who took her prisoner and handed her over to the English to do their shitty work for them.

Caratacus said...

<span><span>Ahhh - Gildas, memories of Union Street in Plymouth when matelots with a darling little red pom-pom on their hats would become confused after drinking a half-pint of Scruttocks Old Dirigible and try to take on members of the Royal Marine Dancing Club in a pugilistic display that was as awesome in its bootneck implacability as it was in the inevitability of its outcome. Happy days...</span></span>

microdave said...

"<span>The Frogs are particularly well noted for their adamant refusal to communicate in English" </span>

<span>And by the same token we English don't generally speak Frog, either.....  Which could prove useful when the SAS don't want to follow Gallic orders!
</span>

Caratacus said...

We need some useful phrases just in case....

"Je ne comprends pas. Foutre le camp"
"Tu es un branleur"

Gildas said...

Brilliant!

Gildas said...

Just a footnote Captain. My old man was 45 RMC. D Day and following. Makes me very proud. And still going strong!
G the M   

Captain Haddock said...

Ha ha ..

I still can't remember the French for .. "I wouldn't mind getting stuck across your female First Lieutenant's transom" .. 

I could never gert my tongue round it ...  ;)

Anonymous said...

Upon the outbreak of any hostility, the French Army always requisitions the Nation's stock of sunburn lotion, anticipating mass treatment of armpits. 

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs-Elysees?

A. So the nazis could march in the shade.

Captain Haddock said...

Good man .. old Bootnecks never die .. they just smell like they have ... ;) :-D :-D :-D