Wednesday 24 November 2010

The EU. What's In It For Me?

Oh for fuck's sake! Do you really need to ask?

Well apparently the EU have decided that, yes, we do need to know and have launched a brand new website which tells us it's "A No-Nonsense Guide for UK Citizens to what the European Union Delivers." Really? Excellent! So we can look forward to seeing detailed accounts of how much of our fucking money they're pissing in the wind, without giving a flying fuck about the sovereignty of the UK, then.


Sadly no, and as already mentioned at Muffled Vociferation and All Seeing Eye, the new site is nothing more than pure propaganda. Yet another attempt by The European Commission to brainwash Britons into how much they are benefitting from EU membership.

Like laying to rest all those important myths such as "Brussels rules mean that tightrope walkers have to wear hard hats" and "Politically correct EU will stop bingo callers using the terms “Two fat ladies”. What the fuck!

And I thought the sub section they have about how to reduce blood pressure was particularly ironic, considering the fact that the EU gravy train is one of the main reasons mine is so fucking high. I haven't come across any plans, as yet, on how the EU plan to quell my boiling piss though.


However, there is one small ray of sunshine peeking through the dark clouds of EU domination that are are hanging heavy over the UK ... the new webshite does mention that "This is your chance to tell us your stories about any aspect of the work the EU and Commission do, so get in touch now."

Go on, you know you want to ;-)

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70 comments:

Andrew Ampers Taylor said...

Sorry Gotty, I'm too busy watching the Euro flush down the pan. In a way, I hope it doesn't happen over night as I am enjoying the panic so much...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

It's excellent viewing isn't it. I'm looking forward to seeing all the slow motion action replays, preferably in HD ;)

Captain Haddock said...

You could safely bet your last Yo-Yo that no genuine critical comment of the EUSSR will ever see light of day .. let alone be published ..

Any mildly differing views will have been carefully written & seeded by the apparatchniks .. together with similarly carefully crafted rebuttals ..

All that posting there does is to hand them your IP, on a plate & gift-wrapped ...

I reckon the best course is to treat it with the contempt it deserves, totally ignore it  & keep hammering away as at present ..

If the once mighty USSR can be toppled from within .. so can this bunch of wankers, chancers & international con-men  ..

GV said...

Let's hope it's a sign they're worried.  Expect them to blow tens of thousands of taxpayer cash funding the 'yes' campaign in any referendum here and get ready with the rotten tomatoes and green custard for when they fly in to tell us how wonderful they and their crappy institution are.  Bastards one and all.  God, I'm in a bad mood this morning.

Akvavitix said...

Wonder if we can get it temporarily recorded as a malware site.

Captn Swing said...

Had a quick look and was amused to see that they are boasting that they have asked!!! the UK to pay back £3M of agricultural subsidies.
Oh so typical of the Eurocrats in that they cant even do a very good job of brainwashing.

I can almost see them now saying" I know vot ve will get ze Britishers pigdogs on zide by boasting about taking more of zer money from zem.Zat vill work. Heil Barosso !"

NFN said...

Let us not forget that our continental friends suffer as much as we do under the plastic padded (in accordance with the Health & Saftey directive) heel of Brussels.

One of my favourite pieces of Euro-Nonsense: Dutch police are not allowed to pursue  (in 'hot pursuit') fleeing criminals into Germany as the tone of their sirens is somewhat different to that of German Polizei sirens and it is felt that that might confuse German drivers...

Captn Swing said...

Find out your local contacts working for the Euro superstate  in your area by filling in the "EU near you" (being careful not to put your proper postcode) .

All the contacts are Local Government employees using their LG e mail address to promote the EU.

Still its useful in one way because we now know who the enemy within actually is.Get the contact details before they pull them.

Derek said...

Maybe this should be on the Irish article, but it is EU/Global based.
H/T to The Tap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ing8xH3Qj-k&feature=player_embedded

http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/11/jim-corr-calls-ireland-to-take-to.html

Sean O'Hare said...

Done it!  Used my real details too!  I don't really mind if they come for me I've got a bucket full of boiling piss I can throw at them.

Sean O'Hare said...

Done it!  Used my real details too!  I don't really mind if they come for me I've got a bucket full of boiling piss I can throw at them.

Sean O'Hare said...

Done it!  Used my real details too!  I don't really mind if they come for me I've got a bucket full of boiling piss I can throw at them.

Kirsty Kat said...

The government has been fucking this country up for longer than the EU has existed. The problem is not where we are being governed from but the fact that we are being goverened at all.

Sean O'Hare said...

Sorry about the multipost.  Something wrong with Firefox methinks.

Sean O'Hare said...

Sorry about the multipost.  Something wrong with Firefox methinks.

Sean O'Hare said...

Sorry about the multipost.  Something wrong with Firefox methinks.

Gildas said...

Hi. In 2008 i had no money and no job. Now I am a multi millionaire! I owe all this to the EU. My secret? i opened a canape and champagne business in Brussels.  I was able to charge what i wanted and half the time they were too fat and pissed to know what they were eating and drinking! Now i have diversified and opened a service for bent book keeping and expensive whores in Strasbourg. Cash is rolling in!
EU - I'd recommend it!  
GM of Brussels
:-D

microdave said...

No, what's really needed is for one of the malware writers to hack into that site and allow unmoderated comments to be posted :-D

microdave said...

So by the same token we can refuse to be arrested by the new "EU" police force?

I can see that working..........NOT!

Climate Denier said...

In case you're all wondering about this cold snap (which is about to get a lot worse) don't worry, Pravda have got it covered for you. The 'Climate Change' programme is still very much on track, this is merely a 'blocking pattern' and it in no way invalidates MMGW theories - OK ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/hi/news/newsid_9221000/9221616.stm

Now, have you all made a donation to Pudsey's Ethnic Jihad Foundation yet ? If not please do so as soon as possible.

microdave said...

3 replies - Are you married to "Sixtypoundsaweekcleaner" by any chance?

Dioclese said...

Perhaps I'm being a bit dim (shurely not?), but there doesn't seem to be one single thing I can find in all their bag of shite that we couldn't have done for ourselves without their interference? Also we could have made the choice for ourselves and probably done it a damn site cheaper.

I know exactly what the EU does for me. It sends me a fucking great tax bill...

Anonymous said...

What's in it for me?
A united,strong and belligerent Germany?

Derek Reynolds said...

Farage, sticking it to Rumpy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyq7WRr_GPg&feature=player_embedded
Enjoy.

james higham said...

what the European Union Delivers

Er - penury, database files, E&D charges ... let me see ...

Climate Denier said...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-11799797

"One girl described a sexual assault involving at least eight men."

"Twenty-seven girls came forward to say they had been victims, the youngest of whom was 12 and the oldest was 18. Convictions have been achieved for 15 of those.
Mohammed Liaqat and Abid Saddique Liaqat and Saddique were said to be the leaders of the gang

Abid Mohammed Saddique, 27, and Mohammed Romaan Liaqat, 28 - both married with children - were said to be the leaders of the gang."

"Other defendants already convicted and sentenced were: Akshay Kumar, 38, he admitted one count of causing a person under the age of 18 to be involved in pornography and was jailed for two years and 10 months.

Faisal Mehmood, 24, pleaded guilty to sexual activity with a child before trial and was jailed for three years. He has now been deported to Pakistan."

"Liaqat's brother Naweed Liaqat, 33, and Farooq Ahmed, 28, pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice and were both jailed for 18 months.

Ziafat Yasin, 31, was cleared of sex charges but pleaded guilty to being concerned in the supply of cocaine. He was jailed for three years."

Captain Haddock said...

Its not so much what the EU has put into Britain ... as what the EU has stolen from Britain .. 

Our right to Sovereignty ..

Our right to use our traditional & historic weights & measures ..

Our right to make our own Laws ..

Our right to determine & enforce our own Immigration policy ..

Our right to determine our own Defence policy ..

Our very right to be British .. a proud & historic island people, free from interference by foreign powers ..

Yes .. I'm an un-ashamed "little Englander" .. and anyone who remotely considers that to be an insult, has no idea of how proud that label makes me feel .. 

Captain Haddock said...

Its not so much what the EU has put into Britain ... as what the EU has stolen from Britain .. 

Our right to Sovereignty ..

Our right to use our traditional & historic weights & measures ..

Our right to make our own Laws ..

Our right to determine & enforce our own Immigration policy ..

Our right to determine our own Defence policy ..

Our very right to be British .. a proud & historic island people, free from interference by foreign powers ..

Yes .. I'm an un-ashamed "little Englander" .. and anyone who remotely considers that to be an insult, has no idea of how proud that label makes me feel .. 

Caratacus said...

All good old Home County names there...

microdave said...

Another Nigel masterpiece! - and that's the first time I've seen Rumpy & Barosso NOT grinning.....

They looked really worried - GOOD!!

Anonymous said...

The site sports broken Links and seems to lack error trapping on the comment form

Dave666 said...

I see auntie Beeb can't bring itself to call it a race crime, which is what it appears to be.

Anonymous said...

Why won't their Auditors sign off their accounts as being "True"?

Demand that they publish full, un-redacted expenses claims for every MEP & every direct-employee.

Captain Haddock said...

Don't give the EU bastards an easy ride .. Don't let 'em win ... Harrass them at every turn ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332703/British-MEP-kicked-parliament-Ein-Volk-ein-Reich-ein-Fuehrer-jibe-German-colleague.html

Barking Spider said...

Are you sure you're not Sixty Pounds A Week Cleaner, Sean?  :-D

Bring On The Revolution said...

Shoot the fucking Muzzie Paki peadophile cunts, fucking scum of the earth!!

Bring On The Revolution said...

I would dearly love to give those Neo-Stalinist cunts of the EUSSR a piece of my mind and tell them in no uncertain terms to FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!!

LOL said...

<span>Preserving the EU project at any cost</span>


http://www.youtube.com/v/9WGjszGksPc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140

Captain Haddock said...

van Rompuy & his cohorts would do well to consider the fate of the Ceausescu's ..

They also considered themselves as being above the law .. untouchable .. well protected ...

Then their private little empire went tits-up .. 

All Seeing Eye said...

You should sign up to my How To Spoof Your IP Addy tutorial - guaranteed to help you sow chaos and destruction wherever you post completely anonymously :-D  

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

No, he blooming well ain't.  I was female when I woke up this morning and as far as I know, I still am.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

No, he blooming well ain't.  I was female when I woke up this morning and as far as I know, I still am.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

No, he blooming well ain't.  I was female when I woke up this morning and as far as I know, I still am.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Don't give the poor boy a heart attack.  Firefox....hmm, you may be right.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Don't give the poor boy a heart attack.  Firefox....hmm, you may be right.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Don't give the poor boy a heart attack.  Firefox....hmm, you may be right.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

There was something on Russia Today earlier, about extreme Islamists being arrested in Belgium.....nothing on the Beeb or Sky.  What a surprise?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

There was something on Russia Today earlier, about extreme Islamists being arrested in Belgium.....nothing on the Beeb or Sky.  What a surprise?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

There was something on Russia Today earlier, about extreme Islamists being arrested in Belgium.....nothing on the Beeb or Sky.  What a surprise?

Henry Wood said...

I was just reading on the Press Association site
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5gT_booIDeP_AhqCez3BVeQYVeO_w?docId=N0257891290623600371A

about today's kerfuffle in the Euro Parliament

/ quote:
Parliament Vice-President Edward McMillan-Scott said: "To say there is one EU State and one EU people is utterly ridiculous. A Martian landing here and looking at the EU would see it has three presidents, a parliament meeting in two places, 21 working languages and multiple cultures. It is anything but the juggernaut superstate that Godfrey Bloom wants to suggest."
/ end quote

Perhaps if those same Martians I knew from television in my younger days decided to pay us a return visit their conversation might go like this:

"These people have actually regressed since we last visited them and taught them how to make proper Smash potatoes. Do you remember how we then laughed at their efforts to create mashed potatoes? At least we knew what they were talking about as our transponders understood their language.

*NOW* listen to them! 21 different languages, all talking at once, and all telling each other how to become one.

Teaching them mashed potatoes was one thing. Trying to teach this lot democracy is impossible!

Let's went, Cisco!"

microdave said...

I use Firefox, and as far as I'm aware don't end up with 3 duplicate posts....

microdave said...

It might have "<span>21 working languages and multiple cultures."</span><span> </span><span>at the moment, but I have no doubt the eventual aim is reduce that, just like they have tried with currency....
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sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Grrrrr................

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Grrrrr................

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Grrrrr................

microdave said...

Details?

Barking Spider said...

Love it!  :-P

Barking Spider said...

Love it! :-P

Barking Spider said...

Love It! :-P

Barking Spider said...

The bugger seizes up all the bloody time, though!  >:o

Barking Spider said...

Yes - not one of the bastards was sporting the usual aggravating, socialist, asking-for-a-fucking-good-kicking grin/simper/smirk, today....... bwahahahahaha! :-P :-P :-P :-D  CUNTS! >:o

Barking Spider said...

I'd like to give them a damned good thrashing, BOTR!  :-P

Dark Lochnagar said...

Have you noticed there's nowhere to leave comments!  Have you looked at the EU Security page.  Talk about a Police State.

banned said...

Are we nearly there yet?

banned said...

I once met a chap who had taken early retirement on the back of running a restaurant in Brussels for twenty years :-$ . He had numerous examples of MEPs and Eurocrats entertaining each other in turns, pushmepullyou style but he singled out the Kinnocks for special contempt >:o .

banned said...

I first came across ЮCCP propaganda when at school in the 1970s, full colour glossy Info Packs that put the schools usually dowdy literature to shame. I remember thinking  at the time, that must be fucking expensive.

banned said...

I reckon Gotty is paying you to big up his stats ;) .

Sean O'Hare said...

Scusi again for earlier tripple posts.  Have never been able to log in to this site with Firefox (ver 3.6.12).  This time I thought I would try with IE 6.0 and bejazus it worked.  So hopefully only one post this time.  Thanks to Sixty Pound A Week Cleaner for her sympathy.  To BarkingSpider and MicroDave :-P  .

microdave said...

@ Sean O'Hare & sixtypoundsaweekcleaner - Have you allowed Firefox to accept "Third Party Cookies" ?  I remember having some problems myself with commenting when Gotty first started uisng JSKit. Ther same thing happened on other sites using the same system. I rumbled it when I used the "IE Tab" AddOn within Firefox, and that worked. Go to the "Tools" menu at the top of the page.

Sean O'Hare said...

@microdave Thank you very much.  That seems to have fixed the problem.  Maybe it would help if Gotty could have a notice somewhere that this needs to be done.  Forgive previous :-P it is now a :* (but not a French one 'cos I isn't that way inclined)