Saturday 27 November 2010

German Chancellor Responds To EU Euro Crisis

The EU is undeniably in a state of deep shit. Watch this exclusive footage of the German Chancellor's official response, to the current EU Euro bailout crisis, and how best to deal with the problem :



32 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Ain't the truth grand, Gotty?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right!

Dioclese said...

Well, there's one in the eye for Chancellor Murky. Wasn't that her I spotted standing out in the corridor? Could be an International CotY!

The end of the Fourth Reich is nigh...

Caratacus said...

My eyesight is not what it was Gotty but is that just the merest hint of facial hair on frau Merkel's upper lip there...?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Definitely ... but then it is still #Movember so perhaps she's doing her bit for charidee ;)

Christopher said...

I love these !!!!!!!!! I hate to see financial peril anywhere but how fortunate to have Germany in the news with Hitler parody's!!!!!
Thanks for providing an instant source of laughter!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

FH said...

Excellent post as usual Gotty, thanks.

Barking Spider said...

No one will be shedding any tears when the fucking thing dies the death it deserves - a death that should be mercifully quick when it happens!  :-P :-D

FH said...

I don't think it was facial hair, I think she was doing a hand-stand

Captain Haddock said...

When one looks at Germany or Japan today & compares their economy with our own .. or compare what the Yanks pay for petrol & what we pay .. it makes one wonder ..

A) Might we have been better off losing WWII ?

B) Where did it all go so fucking wrong ?

C) Why did it all go so fucking wrong .. and who's to blame ?

Yes, I know .. someone will, no doubt accuse me of falling for the old "blame culture" thing .. but the situation we're in now didn't happen all by itself .. or have I missed something, somewhere along the line ?

Andrew Ampers Taylor said...

OMG, I almost wish the bastard was back when I watched that.

But come to think of it, we have nuclear weapons... don't we?

Ampers

Andrew Ampers Taylor said...

Politicians, dear boy! Politicians!

Captain Haddock said...

Politics .. the world's second longest running con trick ..

The first being Religion ... 

Caratacus said...

"I Love Yoooo...." must come pretty bloody close Captain :)

Christopher said...

Captain, Being a 'Yank' myself I can answer the petrol/gasoline question quite simply - TAXES.

That of course leads back to Andrews answer.

Captain Haddock said...

Nah ... that's one of the "outright" lies in life "C" ..

The other's being ..

"The Car Tax is in the post, Officer" .. and

"I promise I won't cum in yer mouth" ... and

"Of course I'll respect you in the morning" ..

Heh heh ...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Much better viewing than the fucking XFaxtor too!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

You missed out one of the other biggest lies of all time ;) ....

Gildas said...

hahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :-D
Loved it! 

Captain Haddock said...

Guilty as charged M'Lud ....

microdave said...

Nice one!  I've stored a copy, just in case.  If it vanishes I'll bung it on EyeTube.

Banned said...

The Fourth Reich began in Rome, 25 March 1957 :'(

Banned said...

Dunno, never watched Xfuckeder

Banned said...

B) Where did it all go so fucking wrong ?  
Falling for the Frankfurt School (itself of Nazi origin) currently labelling itself Common Purpose and still  going strong despite that nice Mr Gove promising to 'get back to Phonics' in school reading lessons (once again).

Banned said...

Germany is not helping Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain (PIGS) it's fucking buying them which is much cheaper than launching WW3 as it embarks  once again on a product relaunch of the Holy Roman Empire or  Reich IV as per Dioclese above.

Banned said...

'...course I lav ya, now turn over" :-P

Caratacus said...

If anyone's interested in a clear analysis of the shit Ireland is in - and how the whole banking system went tits up (and was doomed to do so years ago) - then this site's worth a visit:

http://gregpytel.blogspot.com/

Captain Haddock said...

You've gotta hand it to the old Krauts .. they know just how to play the "long" game ..

They "buy" Ireland, so that they can re-open the WWII U-Boat pens .. thus providing them with an Atlantic base once again ..

And they "buy" Portugal, Greece & Spain, thus ensuring permanent first "dibs" on the sun-loungers ..

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Very good, that.

GOTTY, have you seen the latest vid of Nigel Farage giving the Eurocunts a load of stick? Great stuff, it's on YouTube.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Sure have ... Farage on top form again and he also gave an excellent performance on last week's QT too ;)

banned said...

Indeed Captain, I had noticed that three of their targets were in the fabulous Med,  greedy cunts..

NFN said...

Ich geb's zu, habe auch gelacht!