Phil Woolas Found Guilty But Will He Lose His Seat?

The front bench Labour MP, Phil Woolas, has been found guilty of illegal practices during last May's general election. He has now been barred from the House of Commons for three years, triggering a by-election in his constituency of Oldham East and Saddleworth.

However, the corrupt and gaffe prone dishonourable member cock has announced that he is seeking a judicial review. No fucking surprise there then. The problem here is that John Bercow, the slimy, two faced, speaker cock wart of the House of Commons, is responsible for making the ultimate decision as to whether a by-election will take place before or after any such judicial review.

Well ... we won't hold our fucking breath then.

Incidentally, no word yet as to whether we can expect Woolas to be hung from a lampost, with pianowire, and then have his head removed and stuck on a spike outside Traitors' Gate ... if his judicial review should be unsuccessful.

Shame.

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Definition Of Hung Parliament

With all this talk of an almost certain "hung Parliament" being the outcome of the General Election, I thought this handy 'cut-out-and-keep' guide to the true definition of the term may be useful to those of you who are unclear as to what this would mean.

Incidentally, I have noticed more recently, that some of the political fuckwits are now preferring to use the term 'balanced Parliament' instead. Fair enough. It's all looking fairly well balanced to me.

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Jacqui Smith, Nothing's Changed

We've fucking heard it all before Jacqui, 'apologies' for doing nothing wrong, blah blah fucking blah. I have nothing to be sorry for but I'll still say sorry, blah, blah, twatting blah.

Well you'll be glad to know that my opinion of of the Jackbooted, husband-likes-to-jerk-off-at-our-expense, cash trousering, sleaze bag hasn't changed either.

So it's 'Take the piss out of Jacqui Smith night' on G.O.T., with a chance to recap on a few of those tasteful (?) images I've previously done for the kebab eating, slack jawed, thieving bitch.

Here's a couple to be going on with, more later . . .

British Taxpayer Funding The Taliban

I have just read this over at Old Righties place.

I am absolutely fucking furious.

You couldn't fucking make it up!

The British Taxpayer is funding lucrative reconstruction projects to improve the infrastructure of Afghanistan. The 'shadowy' private companies that are awarded the contracts then have to negotiate with the local Taliban who insist on 'a cut' for not blowing up the building site and/or it's workers.

Are you with me?

The Taliban then take their protection racket cash which can be between 20%-40% of the total budget for the project and head off to the nearest arms supply dealer.

Therefore, British taxpayer's cash is being used by the Taliban to purchase IEDs so that they can kill and maim British Soldiers . . . .

We are funding the Taliban

How fucking angry does that make you?

More info at Reuters and Heresy Corner