Friday 12 November 2010

Stone The Crows! It's Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

Oi, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown!
Shut the fuck up you over-sensitive twat!
It's just a fucking joke, like this #twitterjoketrial thing ... or this #iamspartacus thing ...
ok, so maybe there's a tad more bad taste involved than you'd like but satire's a bit like that sometimes.

Fucking live with it!

Nothing more to see here ... move along ;-)

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47 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'LL HAVE APACKET OF GRAVEL PLEASE

The Grim Reaper said...

Hehe. You've always got an original take on these things. That's why I keep coming back. ;-)

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Ooh, Gotty you are awful...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Ooh, Gotty you are awful...

NFN said...

She gives journalists, women and muslims a bad name. She'd be the first one up in arms about HER own Freedom Of Expression. That said, Mr.Compton is a twat for tweeting in the first place, you have to retarded to use tweeter...or Stephen Fry.

Granville said...

Here's something to warm the cockles_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ if they can find him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329054/Omar-Bakri-Mohammad-sentenced-life-training-funding-Al-Qaeda.html

Disenfranchised of Buckingham said...

I thought Mr Compton's suggestion was culturally sensitive. He could have suggested she burn or hang or drown but he allowed for her sensitivities. I don't know what he is thought to have done wrong.

Your name here... said...

Let he who casts the first stone and all that!

Gildas said...

Sod it. I'm off home to buy some good shit and get stoned. :-E

Barking Spider said...

You missed the third one, SPAWC! :-D :-P

Caratacus said...

<span>The Prophet (the blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) said: "Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said: "Yes." He said: "This is because of the deficiency of her mind."</span>
<span></span>
<span>Wonder if ole Yasmin is aware of the Prophet's underwhelmimg regard for her dreary bloody voice....?</span>

Barking Spider said...

If only our spineless politicians and judiciary had the balls to do that here! >:o

Barking Spider said...

Me, Me, Me....... can't stand the bloody woman! :-P :-P :-P

Beware of Geeks Bearing GIFs said...

:d Brilliant!

If the stupid interrupting cow said half the things in her home born Uganda, she'd be killed in a flash. 

That woman has personal issues that only a good psychiatrist could attempt to cure - why she feels she has to project them on us I don't know, but I switch the radio off whenever I hear her hectoring nonsense - are you reading this LBC?  Yes that's right, I won't be listening to your adverts when you keep putting this stupid irritating cow on - and if you Global Radio shareholders think that by having a demented, narcissistic mental case makes for edgy radio, then think again - it's not going to pay for your children's private education.

So yes, stone the crow to death and make the world a better place. 

Am I going to be arrested now?

Joe Public said...

I'm puzzled that the full force of the Law is brought down on a white, Christian individual; yet coloured Muslim fanatics can incite violence by displaying placards stating "British soldiers burn in hell" with impunity.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11744811

Seems the Campaign for Racial Equality has work to do.

Dave666 said...

We forget that Race discrimination Laws only appy to discrimination by whites on BAME groups, such as Nick Clegiron.

Beat of No Nation said...

Fuck her, with these religious turds its always me,me,me. She should of just agreed with him and become a martyr for islam, one less of them is never a bad thing!! Twats!!

Bring On The Revolution said...

It would give me great pleasure to be given the chance to stone that colonising Muzzie fuckwit cunt to death!!

Caratacus said...

<span>It's Friday, BOTR, and I feel brave!  
 
In your ideal world - much depopulated and bereft of bullets - who would be left? I only ask so that I know where to be. My hands are calloused and are my passport come the glorious day; I look like a neolithic hulk and am able to converse on reasonable terms with most animals; my hair was once blond (ahem) and my eyes a wintry blue...  
 
Just asking! :) </span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Cheers, well somebody has to say it like it is. We'll be waiting until hell freezes the fuck over for the likes of the Fat Poof, et al, to do it ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

But I hope you like it Sixty ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Hey yes BS, it's an improvement!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>Here's something to warm the cockles" < That's fucking right! Let's hope they can catch the slippery fucker!
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>I'm off home to buy some good shit and get stoned" < Top tip! Don't forget something to prevent the mouth getting too dry though ;)
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>Am I going to be arrested now?" <nah></nah></span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>Seems the Campaign for Racial Equality has work to do." < Now ain't that the fucking truth!
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fuck me! That is brave ... please be gentle with him BOTR ;)

Gildas said...

Two bottles or red and half a pint of 3 star metaxa. I'm in detox O:-) :'(   

Woman on a Raft said...

That's the worst recipe for stargazey pie I've ever seen.  It's bad enough with pilchards sticking their heads out of the  pastry crust but having Yazzer staring back at you....

Captain Haddock said...

She needs to grow up & stop acting her shoe size ..

Fucking idiot ...

Caratacus said...

Love it WoaR! Even the stout hearted souls of Mousehole would draw the line at that...

Still laughing!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Funny as fuck WoaR ... thanks for 'making oi laarrf' :-D

Barking Spider said...

<span>That woman has personal issues that only a bullet to the back of the head could cure! </span> :-P

Barking Spider said...

Can't wait to read the reply! :-P

microdave said...

Be Careful.....

sadbutmadlad said...

My take on it at SadButMadLad's Blog

LOL said...

Ukrainian women decry the stoning sentence of <strike>Yasmin Alibhai-Brown</strike> 
Sakineh Mohammadi-Ashtiani.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/847028-topless-feminists-protest-against-iranian-stoning-sentence


http://www.youtube.com/v/87plsqkW1SE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140

LOL said...

<strike> <span>Yasmin Alibhai-Brown</span> </strike>

LOL said...

<strike><span><span>Yasmin Alibhai Brown</span></span></strike> <span></span>

fucknose said...

Fuck her and her greasy false prophet Mohamed.

Circumsise her to celebrate the wonder of Islam! I'll cut her curtains myself! Might get some new ears for Nikki Lauda while I'm at it.

Banned? said...

Yasmin Alibaba was on a Radio 2 phone-in earlier today, got a right pasting with most contributors telling her to man the fuck up :-P .

Banned? said...

Yasmin Alibaba was on a Radio 2 phone-in earlier today, got a right pasting with most contributors telling her to man the fuck up :-P .

Banned? said...

Yasmin Alibaba was on a Radio 2 phone-in earlier today, got a right pasting with most contributors telling her to man the fuck up :-P .

Banned? said...

Yasmin Alibaba was on a Radio 2 phone-in earlier today, got a right pasting with most contributors telling her to man the fuck up :-P .

Gildas said...

Been there, got that T shirt.... :-[

Caratacus said...

As have we all Brother G....

Nearly a case of "Fox Snare Arm" with me... (You know, you wake up and see that the popsy you had danced with the previous evening has transmogrified into something fairly horrific - and she's asleep across your arm. And you'd sooner chew your arm off than wake her up.....)

Rick Hamilton said...

Of course if Yasmin A-B were to go to Iran and upset the indigenous population as she does in the UK, she might end up actually being sentenced to death by stoning. In this case every one of us, even her critics, would rush to her defence. After all, what a waste of perfectly good stones.