Showing posts with label Hazel Blears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hazel Blears. Show all posts

Saturday, 12 December 2009

Hazel Blears Gets Divorced?



According to copies of her receipts, Hazel appears to have claimed a 25% single person discount on the Council Tax bill for her second home in London. Does that mean she has had a divorce? Or is this a really clever way of saving the over burdened tax payers some cash?

Just asking ;-)

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Hazel Blears Car Attacker Named

Here's this excellent scoop from Gigits . . .

Greater Manchester Police, who are investigating the vandalism of Hazel Blears car, have ceased their questioning of local hoodies, crack heads and law abiding (but annoyed) constituents after new and sensational evidence came to light, late last night.

The following photo has been e-mailed to the GMP Chief Constable:


The anonymous e-mail sender alleges that Gordon Brown has a habit of smashing up the cars of people who annoy him. The photo (above) was apparenly taken as Brown trashed Caroline Flint's car earlier this year, after she called him a "sexist, one-eyed, moronic tosser".

Police, who suspect that his ludicrous "voluntary work" announcement of last week was merely a ruse to cover a planned auto-vandalism spree, are now trying to track Brown down before he can do more damage.

When asked about the identity of the anonymous-emailer, a Greater Manchester Police spokesman said the sending e-mail address was "P.Mandleson@FSecState.Gov.UK", which rang no bells with them whatsoever...

Monday, 10 August 2009

+++EXCLUSIVE+++ Hazel Blears Car Photo


Following the attack on Hazel Blears car, the above pic was exclusively obtained shortly after the Police had left the scene. They had cleared the vehicle of any valuable items and had locked it in readiness for the car to be collected  prior to crushing.

+++BREAKING+++ Hazel Blears Attacked


Hazel Blears' car has been attacked by disgruntled voters while she was canvassing for local support in Manchester. Her Citroen Xsara Picasso was left with a damaged front window and two slashed tyres after the incident near the junction of Cemetery Road and Eccles New Road in Weaste.

What a fucking result!!

++++UPDATE++++
EXCLUSIVE new photo
of Hazel Blears damaged car can be found here




Previous attacks on Hazel Blears can be found here.


Tuesday, 14 July 2009

+++ Sarah Brown Lesbian Shock +++


for the EXCLUSIVE full story


Thursday, 18 June 2009

Hazel Must Go!



Tonight (Thursday) Hazel Blears faces a vote of no confidence from branches of Salford’s Labour Party.

They have to decide whether the blatant timing of her resignation from the Cabinet harmed the party’s vote at the Euro elections allowing the BNP to sneak in and get a North West seat…they have to decide whether the knife in Gordon Brown’s back was just a step too far…But more importantly they have to decide whether Hazel Blears can ever be elected again in Salford, in light of the expenses scandal. Is she now a liability, given that every single poll in Salford shows thousands and thousands of people turning against her?

So to help the 44 make up their minds, the Hazel Must Go! Campaign has called a demonstration outside the Salford Civic Centre in Swinton for 6pm. It’s not aligned to any political party and everyone and anyone in Salford is urged to attend – bring your own placards and banners, the national press will be there.

Plus, anyone can send an e-mail and support the Hazel Must Go! Campaign

Let's hope that the local party can pull this off and get rid of that poisonous, thieving little ginger minger for good!

Some previous posts about Hazel Blears:

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

A Bit Late in the Day but . . .

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Hazel Blears, Sleazy Rider

with apologies to Evil Knievel

Monday, 4 May 2009

Morphing Hazel Blears


Here's something new that I thought I'd have a go at.

If you like the idea then I'll do a few more
or if you have any suggestions of your own
then let me know in the comments.

I'm always happy to take the piss for a good cause!



Sunday, 3 May 2009

Blears Denies Criticism of Brown


Incidentally, I don't expect any of you will be surprised by the way that the BBC has reported this story compared to the Sky News take on things.



What a fucking surprise!

The BBC.
Biased as fuck.

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio

As a tribute to like minded fellow bloggers, each weekend I'm going to post 3 most excellent images that have caught my eye and amused me during the previous week.

So here, in no particular order,
is this week's Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio . . . .





Wednesday, 22 April 2009

What's In The Memo Hazel?

Friday, 16 January 2009

A Pair of Old Twats, A Twaterciser & Two Cocks

Pigsy introduces the Grumpy Old Twat
to the concept of sartorial elegance.



Jacqui and Hazel discuss their new exercise bike.
Apparently it's called the Harriet Harmoniser




Jacqui Smith has failed to deny that she would ever hold
a grudge, after she was rumoured to have
disguised herself as Richard Timney's dentist.




Two Jags Two Shags relaxes in his favourite chair
whilst practising Gordoom's one eyed reshuffle technique.