The Euro Isn't Working

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Cameron's EU Referendum Sidestep

The EU is making a fresh grab for control of UK budgets.

European President Herman Van Rompuy intends to use a report on the economic crisis to press for sweeping reforms that will ‘strengthen economic governance in the EU’.

But there's no need for us all to panic of course because David Cameron has pledged to introduce a ‘referendum lock’, that will require a referendum on any new treaty which transfers powers from Britain to the EU.

Err .... hang on a fucking minute though ... what's this?

Mr Van Rompuy also suggests that ministers should sidestep calls for a new treaty and try to force through the new measures using existing powers under the Lisbon Treaty.

Fuck you Rompuy! Dave says we can have a referendum so there won't be any side-fucking-stepping in the UK, do you hear, you unelected Belgian fuckwit of a clown!

Err .... hang on a fucking minute though ... what's this?

Downing Street has indicated that David Cameron may be prepared to trade agreement on a new treaty in return for a deal to cap the EU’s runaway budget.

We are so fucked!

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EU What! +++ Updated +++

The EU has begun formal moves to demand that the United Nations recognises it as State. I am currently drowning in a tsunami of boiling piss at the moment but IPJ sums it up well HERE.

Image by Lawson.

Meanwhile, how long will it be before this becomes illegal .......

+++ UPDATE +++

Van Rompuy and Ashton have been prevented from addressing the UN assembly next week by the Arab, African, Latin America and Caribbean nations but not by Britain.

Ok then, seeing as the bullshitting Cleggeron Cunnilition don't have the balls then I guess it's up to me to say what everyone else is thinking .......

Nick Clegg The Betrayer

This is the slimy double crossing scumbag who betrayed us big time by voting for the 'Unelected Gordon Brown' Lisbon Treaty, despite promising an EU referendum in the last Liberal manifesto.

There are now extensive, overwhelmingly positive references in the current Liberal manifesto to the UK’s relationship with the European Union, which looks more suited to a totally inconsequential European minnow like Van Rompuy Pumpeys's Belgium, than it does to a Great Britain.

The anti-Churchill of British Politics.

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About Fucking Time . . .

. . . I hear you say.

So, here is the winner to last week's EUSSR Caption Competition:

"Gordon, I have in my shoulder holster a Webley service revolver.
About 63 million British people, none of whom voted for you or me,
have asked that you make good use of it.
Now fuck off and do the honourable thing,
you horrible scotch irrelevance."

I don't really need to give a reason for my choice, 'cos it's my blog and I'll do what the fuck I want,  but despite most of the entries being as funny as fuck I found myself wishing that this caption would really come true!

That said, I do believe that a certain killemallletgodsortemout has earned themselves a guest post here so,  if he (or she?) still fancies giving it a go, please get in touch via my usual email and we'll get things moving.

Hopefully the next caption competition result may appear a little quicker than this one but because of the success of the alternative Act On Co2 adverts, I've been a bit fucking busy. OK?

Or a lazy, grumpy old twat ;-)

NEW Marks and Spencer Christmas Advert

Following hot on the heels of my adaptation of the original Marks and Spencer Christmas Advert, they have just launched a new, shorter version based on the same format.

So, guess what? Here is my new sequel too . . . .

New Marks and Spencer Christmas Advert
by GrumpyOldTwat

EUSSR Caption Competition

Fuck me! Don't faint but I'm actually giving away a prize for today's caption competition. It will be a guest post, on this blog, for the person who (in my fucking opinion and possibly TheEye's as well) comes up with best effort.