The Stig : I Told You So

What the fuck is all this bollocks about The Stig.

For fuck's sake!
I told everyone his true identity HERE, back on 21st January 2009. 18 fucking months ago. No fucker took a blind bit of notice then so what's all the fucking hoo-haa about now for? What the fucking fuck has changed?

Just asking.

Top Gear's The Stig is Finally Revealed

So what.

Who gives a fuck?

I certainly don't. I don't even watch the blessed programme anymore.

That Jeremy Clarkson gets right on my tits these days. That self opinionated fat fuck of a dickhead is more interested in wasting BBC licence fee payers money, going on pointless jaunts to the 4 corners of the World, than actually telling us anything interesting about cars.

Anyway, the real identity of the Stig is Ben Collins.

Who the fuck is Ben Collins? Well apparently he is a little known sports car driver from Bristol with a particular skill for driving in the wet. His other main claim to fame is that he was the stunt driving double for Daniel Craig in The Quantum of Solace.

That's fucked Jeremy Twatson up the arse anyway.

The only interesting talking point to be generated by Twat Gear in recent years was trying to guess who the Stig was. So what next?

Like I give a shit.

Twatson Twat!