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The Death of Gordon Brown and Labour

The excitement is building, here at G.O.T. Towers, as the big day has now finally arrived. The day when the unelected, snot gobbling, mono eyed, pill popping, bigot baiting, prime mentalist, Gordon Bully Boy Brown finally gets wiped out. Along with his beloved and much hated Labour Party.

The smell of political death is in the air and the stench gets ever more pungent as the day goes on. Bwaahahahahaha, not long to go now until the Big Sleep . . . . and then there's the funeral tomorrow.

Now that'll be fun.

I'm off to vote/write something suitably Gottish on my ballot paper and will no doubt be my usual self, if any of those clip board fuckwits approach the Grumpy Old Twat after he exits the polling station. Cue the now customary 'tut-tuts' from Pigsy when she has to accompany me on such occasions.

Never mind, I'll make it up to her later ...... I'll let her pop down to the Wine Shop with a shopping list so that she can pick up my vital supplies for tonight. Now where did I put my wallet. Oh dear, sorry luv, can't seem to lay my hands on it at the moment. Good job I'm in an excellent mood today ..... I'll even let her pay as well.

I'm just too fucking nice sometimes ;-)

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Leaders' Wives Election Special

Samantha Cameron, Sarah Brown and Miriam Gonzalez Durantez star in this ELECTION SPECIAL pisstake which has clever "choose your own" endings... so that you can see what happens if Labour wins, the Tories win, the Lib Dems win (yeah right, like that's gonna fucking happen) or if it's a Hung Parliament.

My favourite ending has got to be the Tory one where Sam Cam tells the other wives to 'fuck off'. No. Really.

Thanks to Isabel Fay, from Clever Pie,  for sending this in.

She's the one that plays Mrs Cleggover ;-)

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Election Debate Rap

3rd Leaders' Debate +++Live Blog+++

Gordon Brown's 90 Minute Apology

Once again we will be live blogging the Live Leaders' Debate which is being broadcast on BBC TV and Sky News, tonight, between 8.30pm and 10.00pm.

The 3rd and final Leaders' Debate is supposed to be on the economy but will it just turn into a 90 minute Gordon Brown apology and grovel session following yesterday's Duffy Bigotgate saga. Knowing the BBC and Dimblebore I'm sure they'll be doing their damnedest to make sure their man Gordoom is shown in the best light possible

So.... will the unelected, two faced, name calling, mono eyed fuckwit finally stop 'shaking all over' and hang on in there with the far more polished performances of Smeggy and Dave. Who knows.? Who the fuck even cares?

Either way there'll be 10 blogs and their readers champing at the bit to take the piss and rev some fucks into them. Oh, and we might even discuss a policy or two.

Immigration anyone?

This week's 10 blog 'chat' collaboration will be between All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdecombe, Subrosa and The Red Rag, - all excellent and highly recommended blogs. If you haven't been to some of them before then please take this chance to check them out.

To join in with the live blogging, come back here tonight, April 29th just before 8.30pm


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Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

Nope.

Still fucking laughing like a demented hyena with a cannula in each foot

and a big fuck off tanker load of liquid nitrous oxide on tap.

Meanwhile..... talking of car crashes.......

The Labour candidate for Gravesham, Kathryn Smith,

has been arrested after being cut from her car and breathalysed

following an argument with a roundabout.

Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!

Nick Clegg BOGOF Offer

Cunts

Image from Widders and the

'You'll get cancer if you don't vote for us'

 Socialist propaganda video,

is from the lying cunts at the Labour Party

Britain's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Spot On

Anyone but Gordon

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The Leaders' Debate Dance Off

Behind the scenes CCTV footage of what David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg really got up to in the green room before the Leaders' TV debate...

Rub A Dub Dub

Happy St George's Day!

While we still can, eh.

Meanwhile.......

Rowing, rowing,
Going nowhere
What do we care
If we get there?
Rowing, glowing,
Showing such flair
We're three men in a boat.

nicked from here

2nd Leaders' Debate ++Live Blog++

Tonight 8.00pm - 9.30pm

Sky Leaders' Debate Liable To Disruption Due To Labour Candidate Mental Health Issues

Kerry McCarthy, the mentally disturbed twitter tsar twat, really has lost the last fucking dodgy marble, that she had left in that vacuous head of hers. Grim tells me that in a recent blog post of hers (which is entitled Brilliant Britain. WTF!) she informs us that:

"For the record, Dave, I can tell you that voters in east Bristol aren't impressed by the current batch of billboards featuring a grinning Gordon, looking quite cute actually, in a pixie-ish way..."


What the fucking fuck is she on!
I thought they'd banned that 'meow meow' head fuck shit.

Hopefully someone from Sky News will have had the foresight to lock up the brain dead Bozo from Bristol, in a mental institution, before she makes a complete arse of herself before, during and after the the Live Leader's Debate tonight.

On reflection though .........

Leaders' Debate Live Blog

On Thursday evening at 8.00pm, here on Grumpy Old Twat, we will be live blogging the 2nd Live Leaders' Debate which is being broadcast on Sky News between 8.00pm and 9.30pm.

Will the new boy wonder Nick Cleggover manage to maintain his momentum (fnarr) despite the fact that we've all had a week to study his policies? Will Call Me Dave get his arse in to gear this time and finally show a bit more backbone? Will Gordon just fuck the fuck off! Please?

Come and join in the Leaders' Debate Live Blog which, apart from the opportunity to have your say, promises to be great fun as 10, yes 10 blogs will all be hosting it simultaneously.

This 'chat' collaboration will be between All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdecombe, Subrosa and Tory Totty Online, - all excellent and highly recommended blogs. If you haven't been to some of them before then please take this chance to try them out.

To catch the live blogging, come back here on Thursday, April 22nd just before 8pm

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Who Are You Voting For?

If you haven't already done so, tomorrow (Tuesday 20th April) is the last day that you can register to vote in the forthcoming General Election. This includes postal votes.

Incidentally, I see that 'vote rigger' Jamshed Khan has been out on the campaign trail, in a key marginal, with Eric Pickles and a couple of shadow cabinet ministers you may have heard of.

Just saying.

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I've Never Voted Lib Dem Before . . .

Incidentally, with reference to Nick Clegg and his spineless absence from the vote on the Digital Economy Bill, Katabasis had this to say in the comments of my last post:

Nick said two days ago: "We did our best to prevent the Digital Economy Bill being rushed through at the last moment."

This is the same Nick Clegg who didn't even bother to turn up for the final vote:

Here is the proof from the public whip

Deletions are already being made.
A post by Muffled Vociferation on the 'disappearing' Downfall videos makes interesting reading, especially as it's only certain versions that are being 'taken down'.

Oh yes, and you won't be surprised to know that this one has had the Digital Economy Bill treatment already.

Clegg. Cunt.
Brown. Cunt.

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Nick Clegg The Betrayer

This is the slimy double crossing scumbag who betrayed us big time by voting for the 'Unelected Gordon Brown' Lisbon Treaty, despite promising an EU referendum in the last Liberal manifesto.

There are now extensive, overwhelmingly positive references in the current Liberal manifesto to the UK’s relationship with the European Union, which looks more suited to a totally inconsequential European minnow like Van Rompuy Pumpeys's Belgium, than it does to a Great Britain.

The anti-Churchill of British Politics.

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I Agree With Nick

Following Nick Clegg's new found public popularity, after the first tv leaders' debate, I decided to do a quick google search on the highly probable outcome if it were to continue.

Oh deary fucking me ......

Which just goes to prove, yet again,  that Lord Mangleboys is a damn sight fucking cleverer than Bully Boy Brown will ever be. And he really does know how to get in Gordon, via the back door.

I fear that it may soon be time to reach for the KY.

We are all about to be fucked ...... again.

.WE are all going

Leaders Debate

..... to give give my opinion on the 

" I love Nick, we're all over-rehearsed bollocksathon".

Although I did manage to stay awake. Just.

*yawn*

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