A New Low For The United Nations

"Pakistan distinguishes itself on the internet by leading the world in Google searches for 'animal sex', 'child sex' and 'rape sex'. . . . How wonderfully inclusive of the United Nations to hand the fox the keys to the hen house, yet again. Yes, ok, so these countries may well treat women like dogs but hey that's their culture right and we gotta respect it don't we?"

The Fuckwittery Continues

Here are five more pieces of fuckwittery that'll be almost guaranteed to wipe the that smile off your face and quickly raise the temperature of your piss to boiling point. All five of the fuckwittering fuckers had me screaming 'fuck off' at my, now spittle splattered, widescreen monitor .... then rushing off to pressure wash and steam clean the garden path.

A-fucking-gain!

Government plans to sell off nearly one million acres of Britain's forests

Legislation protecting Forest of Dean, Sherwood Forest and other ancient woodlands, some included in the 1215 Magna Carta, are likely to be changed to give private firms the right to cut down trees.

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Slot Gob's sister converts to Islam after a holy experience

"It was a Tuesday evening and I sat down and felt this shot of spiritual morphine, just absolute bliss and joy. Now I don’t eat pork and I read the Koran every day. I’m on page 60."

No more beef, cheese, tea and coffee it'll help combat climate change

We must eat more vegetables and pulses to reduce food transportation and start using microwave ovens and pressure cookers to reduce energy consumption, say the Government food police.

Plainclothed traffic wardens in unmarked cars issuing parking fines
London council continues using covert tactics despite the Parking and Traffic Appeals service overturning the fines issued by non-uniformed officers.

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Piss Boiler Of The Day

Those do-gooding, righteous, minority supporting mongtards really are taking the fucking piss this time.' Tear down that extractor fan, the smell of cooked bacon offends muslims', they cry.

Oh, for fucking fuck's sake ... that's another bladder full of piss that's about to boil dry then. I'm off out for a bacon sarnie before it get's too fucking hot in here.

Packet of smokey bacon to Dazed and Confused for the video ;-)

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Geert Wilders Not Guilty

On all counts.

Not guilty of discriminating against Muslims.
Not guilty of inciting hatred.
Not guilty of group insult.

Fucking brilliant result!

More details here

I Don't Give A Flying Fuck .....

..... about this cunt and I don't give a flying fuck about this cunt, both of them are just playing the system to their own ends. However, what I do give a flying fuck about are what these these cunts are up to, they are also playing the system to their own ends and appear to be heading for victory .... totally unopposed:

Welcome to Tower Hamlets in particular and Londonistan in general.

Islam : The Religion Of Peace?

I think not.

Apologies for the video quality but I'm sure you'll get the general picture ......

The back story is HERE.

Is there anyone else out there who still wants to give money to the
Pakistan Flood Appeal?

Have a nice day.

Sayeeda Warsi Watch

Here's the latest offering from webcameronuk, with Warsi showing us around her new office and looking forward to exciting times ahead, apparently.

All very twee, all very nice and cosy:

However, as one of our regulars has pointed out, are we to assume that the reading material pictured on the table, @0:42, is going to be standard issue to all of the Conservative hierarchy.

Hmmm, yet another unelected politician (and this time from an unelected Party) getting their feet under the table before insidiously guiding their hidden agenda through the parliamentary system.

Continuing the New Labour penchant for Islamification and Sharia Law ..... perhaps?

As to her suggestions about what to put up on the office wall.

How about a great big, fuck off sized Union Jack.

I won't hold my breath.

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Labour Sneak Sharia Law Into Budget

Does anyone remember this post, that I did earlier in the week, where I said "I wouldn't be at all surprised if the sneaky bastards Government used Thursday to hide some bad news or slide some controversial legislation under the radar, whilst our attention is focussed on the champagne swilling shite wipes at the Whore Houses of Parliament."

Well, here it is.

THE Treasury plans to rewrite Britain’s tax rules to usher in a new wave of Sharia law for the country’s financial system.

That one-line revelation is in the 212-page pre-Budget report prompting fresh accusations that Labour is “burying bad news”. The Government wants to tap into the fast-growing Sharia finance market, set to top £205billion a year, and turn London into the “global gateway for Islamic finance”.

err . . . well ... what the . . . hmmm . . . .

No, sorry. I'm fucking speechless!

Here's what The Opinionator has to say:
Clearly the dhimmified Labour government will not be content until all the British people are living under sharia law. How can anyone feel anything but contempt for these traitors?
Supposedly a 'snap' election is coming soon. While May 6 remains the likely general election date, Labour’s recent bounce in the polls has meant that party chiefs are now preparing for an early March 25 poll.

Don't be late with the repayments

I have a better idea!
Anyone who is fucking brain dead enough to vote for islamic cock sucking shite wipes Labour should be put in a sack, thrown onto a fucking plane and shoved the fuck out of it at 30,000ft over Saudi fucking Arabia.

That is fucking all.