Prisoners Get The Vote : So What?

To be honest I can't see that murderers, rapists, paedophiles and thieves having the vote, will make any fucking difference at all the the outcome of any general election. Whoever they vote for, whether it be red, blue or yellow, they'll be voting for their fellow criminals who have sold this country out lock, stock and fucking barrel to all their fellow criminals in the EU.

It's just another victory, in a long line of many to come, by the unelected arseholes of the EU who have been given free reign to destroy our sovereignty by the elected arseholes of the UK.

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Un Jour De Noir

"Today we open a new chapter in a long history of co-operation

on defence and security between Britain and France"

A Traitor

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Wayne Rooney Signs New Contract

Why the fuck is that brain dead, talentless, overpaid, uncouth, Man Utd football player, Wayne Rooney ... headline news at the moment? From what I can see he hasn't 'saved the world' or committed mass murder, or any such shit, all Wayne Rooney has done is sign a new contract, for fucks sake.  What the fuck is that all about? So the thick monkey boy look-a-likee can use a pen! Who the fuck cares? Aren't there more important things worthy of being breaking news than some half baked fuckwit, screwing the public for all the money they can get? We already have the banks doing that don't we.

Pikey cunt.

Image nicked from here ;-)

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He's A Scot Who Hates Scotland .....

..... (he thinks he's Irish by the way), he's a Brit that hates Britain, he hates Scottish Nationalists, Protestants, Rangers Supporters, Jews, Israel, British Troops, America, Capitalists, (even though he's worth a mint). He loves smelly fucks that stone women to death while they stick their unwashed cocks up little boys arseholes. He loves Arab Terrorists, Irish Terrorists, Glasgow Gangsters, lying thieving two faced Labour fuckwits and immigrants from everywhere that hate this country. He also loves using little Arab girls that he can use to get money from gullible cunts to line his fucking pockets.

Oh yes, and he also loves ME.

Saddam Hussein
(from the 41st Furnace in Hell
with a red hot poker up my fucking smelly arsehole)

Taken from a comment left HERE

Grumpy Old Twat Doesn't Do . . .

. . . road signs but if he did, he'd make a few adjustments to those stop go signs they use at temporary road works. Just to wind some fucks into the BMW drivers that are 'running late' ;-)

Who Lives In A House Like This?

Let me give you a few clues.

He is forever ranting on the internet about people who receive benefits - despite the fact that his family are in receipt of Incapacity Benefit, Disability Living Allowance, Housing Benefit, Council Tax Benefit and Child Tax Credit.

His disability is the result of years of steroid abuse.

He's U.A.F., New Labour, a Tory, an English Democrat, a blogger, an ex BNP activist and, just for good measure, this grown man poses as a fifteen year old on a teenage chat forum.

If you think that lot is unbelievable . . . . . how about the fact that he's been a British patriot, then a Communist, then a Muslim and now he's a Jew.

Have you got it yet?

Confused Dot Com has got nothing on this fucking nutter.

Fuck Off Obo

No.
I won't fucking marry you!

Even though our respective and indisputably glorious days of birth are very adjacent...... and we share the same birth sign...... and we have the same penchant for cuntishness with cuntitude.

But have a happy birthday anyway, you cunt ;-)

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Stunning Cunt Performs Cunning Stunt

What a total cunt this man is.

The very next day after he blagged his way through 'his evidence' and lied his fat fucking face off about how he did everything in his power to help the armed forces, he just happens to pay a visit to our troops in Afghanistan. "I've planned this visit for some time", says the lying, deluded, bullying, unelected, blood stained, bell end cheese taster.

Well I say he's a lying cunt and this is yet another pathetic example in a long fucking list of pathetic examples by a sad, lonely, drug dependent, talentless, out of control, power crazed, shit stain who will do anything, and I mean anything, to try and 'win' votes.

Even laugh in the faces of dead troops' bereaved relatives.

I repeat.
What a total cunt this man is.

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Gordon Brown Vetoed Helicopters

It's been disclosed that our glassy eyed, pill popping, Nokia wear-testing, trouser wetting, fiscal fucking, unelected prime minister, vetoed the purchase of vital military helicopters.

Ministerial letters, leaked to The Sunday Times, show Brown personally overturned earlier Treasury assurances that the Ministry of Defence would be free to spend extra cash on troop-carrying helicopters for Iraq and Afghanistan.

The leaked letters show that Gordon Brown’s outrageous actions, whilst he was Chancellor of the Exchequer,  resulted in military chiefs being unable to purchase the new helicopters. Helicopters that should have now been in service in Afghanistan. Helicopters that would have minimised British Troop movements by road. Helicopters that would have undoubtedly avoided countless deaths and limb losses from exposure to the Taliban iEDs.

How the fuck does that unelected, cold blooded, troop maiming, cunt bubble of a prime minister sleep at night?

Ballot for Tony Blair Seats

Sir John Chilcot, Chairman of The Iraq Inquiry, has just launched a public ballot for seats to watch Tony Blair give his evidence;

“There has been considerable interest from members of the public wanting to know how to get a seat for this particular hearing. Given the potential demand, we recognise the importance of providing people with certainty about whether or not they will be able to get into the hearings, particularly those who need to travel long distances. We believe the fairest way to do this is to allocate seats by ballot.”

The lying, warmongering fuckwit Tony Blair is due to appear sometime during the fortnight commencing 25th January. His lies cover up evidence will last for a full day and tickets are available for the morning and afternoon sessions which both last about 3 hours.

So, if you fancy hurling a few eggs observing the truth dodging cunt former Prime Minister telling the biggest fucking porky pies you ever heard his version of events, ballot forms can be downloaded from here.

Might be worth a go, don't you think?

Even if it's just for the chance to spit in the cunt's face ;-)

Jacqui Smith Tribute

I've been saving this particular one for just such an occasion.

More tributes to Jacqui Smith can be found here.

Jacqui Smith - The Troughtator

Jacqui Smith had to sit and listen while Frontline police officers told her that MPs' expense claims were enough to shame a dictator. They said that MPs were enjoying expenses that would not look out of place in a “Third-World dictatorship”.

Well, she should fucking know!

After all, she's an expert at troughing the tax payers money whilst at the same time turning this Country into a Totalitarian state.

Lest we forget, I would like to remind you all

that Jacqui Smith is still freedom fucking, cash thieving cunt.

Jacqui Smith Blogspot

I had a few minutes to spare the other night and started looking to see which blogspot names were still available and I spotted an absolute must fucking have.

Fuck me sideways, I thought,

surely I can't get away with registering that one!

 Can I?

Well apparently I can.

What a fucking result!

jacquismithisacunt.blogspot.com/

Gordoom Must Be Desperate

 The one eyed, incompetent in'cunt'inent sufferer is so desperate to climb into Bollock Obama's arse that he has completely lost the fucking plot and presented Ted Kennedy with a twatting knighthood.

The internet thingy wires have been shit hot between G.O.T. and the All Seeing Eye due to a mixture of utter disbelief and total enragement at this fucking ridiculous and blatant attempt by the Brownfinger (by choice) to climb into bed with the Brownfinger (by birth). The result is our first spleen venting joint post.

Mary Jo Kopechne would be 69 this year if she hadn't climbed into a car with that cunt Kennedy. And that one-eyed twat is giving him a fucking knighthood? He's a murdering piece of shit who we'd personally slap the electrodes on to and watch fry. 

Which part of 'murdering scumbag' does our one eyed, snot gobbling, arse licking prime minister fail to understand. It's just fucking unbelievable how he could stoop to such a pathetic level, plainly in an attempt to become NBF with the new messiah (no mean lying fucking twat himself we might add) so that pant pisser can offload all his fuck ups in an attempt to make everything seem fucking 'global'! Hardly a respectful gesture to one Mary Jo Kopechne, is it?

Pin your twatting ears back Gordoom, you fucking useless piece of pant pissing shite.

We repeat.

Ted Kennedy is a murderer, he doesn't deserve a fucking knighthood you cunt.

The Eye would happily fly to America purely to piss on his grave from as high an angle as his cock would manage and according to folklore that would be pretty much optimum pissing distance but he is only going to get one effort at this funeral so Viagra will be purchased in the hope of a spectacular extra couple of feet for a golden waterfall on his coffin. 

G.O.T. would happily stand on the pissecutioners shoulders at this point, with his dick in splints, to effect a twin pronged pissfest resulting in a supreme and total pisswash of the total murdering arsewipe's grave finale.

In this case we both swerve between venom and sentiment.

Mary Jo RIP

Edward Kennedy murderous cunt.

The Eye has the final thought.

If every devil he's going to meet soon, has a red-hot poker to hand, then I'll want to know why those aren't all fucking hotter and sharper.

At Least I Admit To Wetting Myself Gordon

My thanks go to It's Either Banned or Compulsory for this alternative version of the Smash advert. Nice one!

I'd never seen this clip before and laughed like a fucking laughing fucker, who couldn't stop fucking laughing, when I watched it. Which was good because I had a shit day today and it was just the tonic I needed. In fact I pissed myself laughing!

Derek and Clive.

Fucking brilliant, they were. Proper fucking alternative comedy from the 70's, years before all those other fuckers gave it a try.

God bless them both.

Nulabore Prefer Pikeys To War Veterans

Absolutely fucking enraged by this article which was spotted by the

All Seeing Eye & St Crispin. I won't go into all the sordid detail again here, so please try and read it.

What really fucking wound me up was the fact that a group of Royal Navy veterans are being turfed out of their clubhouse to make way for Pikeys.

Yes that's right. I shit you not. 

Hazel Blears would rather ride roughshod over people who risked life and limb for this country so that she can support the very scum of this country.

What the fucking buggery bollocks is that all about then?

And that bitch is throwing another £26m of tax payers money at those filthy fuckers because it will reduce the disturbance caused by illegal camps.

I still shit you not.

Pikeys are selfish, worthless pieces of shite.

These filthy, disgusting inbred fuckers are constantly copulating with each other to produce ever more vile mutants of the most brainless, thieving, scrounging, gob shitting creatures know to man.

The sole purpose of this mother fucking bunch of parasites is to suck us dry in every possible way that they can. Then laugh in our faces.

And, it would seem, all with the blessing and funding of mindless Government wankers.

And, most definitely in this case, at the expense of decent, ordinary people who have served this country well.

Once again Gordoom, (and that short arsed  poison dwarf of yours)

I am fucking disgusted at the way you continue to treat people with such utter derision.

And you wonder why people call you a cunt?